Foxes_Wizard_Striker Posted 25 July 2006 Posted 25 July 2006 Hmm. I can do grumpy old man... Currently irking me somewhat: Chris Moyles Chris Moyles' 600k p.a. salary The cost of petrol Rubbish in my neighbourhood The fact that all my grass has died Skirting boards Motorway service stations in general My rude next door neighbour Dirty beaches Dog sh*t on paths Having to miss one of my best friend's stag weekend Plasterboard The fact that when I walk into my office, I feel like an anvil has been dropped on my head Humidity and sea fog The neverending roadworks on the M1 around Sheffield Anyone employed by Radio 1, including Chris Moyles My general lack of motivation that means I will fail an exam next week People telling me I will pass an exam next week Being unfit My ankle - it really hurts Sky having all the live cricket The poor quality and short life of vegetables from Asda The fact that it takes sooooo long to move house People dissecting the every last detail of our pre-season campaign My local Weatherspoons has stopped doing its cheapo steak and chips night The fact that too many people go to university to do worthless degrees Andrew Flintoff being unfit Geraint Jones still being England's wicketkeeper Having to miss Sunderland v City in September, and the ensuing piss up Designer clothes Fake designer clothes Missing socks The random fuse box conundrum that causes all our sockets to go caput every other week My missing Aphex Twin CDs Sheila's Wheels adverts Not much of a moaner are you?
Janx Posted 25 July 2006 Posted 25 July 2006 AND... Parents who give their children common names like JENNY but spell it with a silent F, three silent Q's and a bloody letter from the greek alphabet that no one has ever seen. AND... The same parents again, because they moan everytime they see a teacher has mispelled QJFENQNYQ#'s name I think I like you
Thracian Posted 25 July 2006 Posted 25 July 2006 Football websites which take a quotation or two, make them into a story and add absolutely nothing of their own to the content.
Janx Posted 25 July 2006 Posted 25 July 2006 people who post dreary droney five thousand word essay on thier opinion of every thread on FT, and usually only do it to make them appear MORE knowledgable and give the impression that their own opinion is more valid. Also people who post every single link from OS or BBC/Teamtalk in their own interest of postupingtology!
The People's Hero Posted 25 July 2006 Posted 25 July 2006 people who post dreary droney five thousand word essay on thier opinion of every thread on FT, and usually only do it to make them appear MORE knowledgable and give the impression that their own opinion is more valid. Also people who post every single link from OS or BBC/Teamtalk in their own interest of postupingtology! But you love me.... right?
Janx Posted 25 July 2006 Posted 25 July 2006 With all my heart Well I certainly do, not sure where this usurper gets off though
billabob Posted 25 July 2006 Posted 25 July 2006 Well I certainly do, not sure where this usurper gets off though Im a lover, love you too Jankers , i love each and every one of you!
Nationwider Posted 25 July 2006 Posted 25 July 2006 Well I love to love, but my baby she just loves to dance.
Janx Posted 25 July 2006 Posted 25 July 2006 Well I love to love, but my baby she just loves to dance. thats nowt lad I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I sure don't wanna hurt no one I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin' on the runWooo Wooooo You're the cutest thing That I ever did see I really love your peaches Want to shake your tree a Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good timeCause I'm a pickerI'm a grinnerI'm a loverAnd I'm a sinnerI play my music in the sunI'm a jokerI'm a smokerI'm a midnight tokerI get my lovin' on the runI'm a pickerI'm a grinnerI'm a loverAnd I'm a sinnerI play my music in the sunI'm a jokerI'm a smokerI'm a midnight tokerI sure don't want to hurt no oneWooo WooooPeople keep talking about me babyThey say I'm doin' you wrongWell don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mamaCause I'm right here at homeYou're the cutest thing I ever did seeReally love your peaches want to shake your treeLovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the timeCome on baby and I'll show you a good time
Nationwider Posted 25 July 2006 Posted 25 July 2006 Impressive CV there, Jankers! I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby.
Janx Posted 25 July 2006 Posted 25 July 2006 Impressive CV there, Jankers! I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby. Down boy! How is Bonzo?
MC Prussian Posted 25 July 2006 Posted 25 July 2006 I could start doing a list, too. But then again, I realise that I might be on other people's list(s). Therefore, why complain? (Although I'm a peaceful fella, there are some things that can, and I mean "can", upset me. Can't think of any right now, but lemme get back to you later...)
macbeth Posted 25 July 2006 Author Posted 25 July 2006 I could start doing a list, too. But then again, I realise that I might be on other people's list(s). Therefore, why complain? (Although I'm a peaceful fella, there are some things that can, and I mean "can", upset me. Can't think of any right now, but lemme get back to you later...) let me guess swissfox Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with string, These are a few of my unfavorite things. Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudel, Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings, These are a few of my unfavorite things. Girls in white dresses and blue satin sashes, Snow-flakes that stay on my nose and eye-lashes, Silver white win-ters that melt into spring, These are a few of my unfavorite things, am i right sir
Janx Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 Oh oh oh hug him and squeeze him tight... find out what you want to know wowowowow!
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 If it's love.. if it really is... it's there in his kiss.. Top of the mornin' to you Jankington.
Janx Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 If it's love.. if it really is... it's there in his kiss.. Top of the mornin' to you Jankington. MAAARRRRPPPPP!
Katy Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 *Tractors *The B676 *People who think every parent with young kids nowadays are namby pamby sycophants who dont discipline their kids *Foxestalk turning into the OS pt 2 *People who think they are an infinately better person than someone else because they have been to University *Mr C being called Beloved *Having a clear road when im not in a rush but then every fecking driving in Britain is driving 10 miles ph in front of me when I am *People thinking they are the best Leicester fan in the world because they've supported them for 'x' amount of years *People who try and break relationships up because they are bitter and twisted jealous toss pots *Petrol prices *Cyclists *Motorbike riders *Living in Lincolnshire *Smugness *Rudeness *Braggards *CITV *Leaving the car window open all night and then it pisses it down *That toss artist Alan Carr I mean I could go on.........
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