Bert Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 My first accident i can remember is falling over on the pavement outside my house and i cut my knee, it started bleeding!
lookwhaticando Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 me being born I thought the whole joke was being concieved, not actually being born :pinch: I can't recall any accidents from the first few years. Maybe I never had any. I've always been told I was quite safe as a kid, unlike my younger brother who's fallen off everything imaginable and crashed into all kinds of things. I've had plenty of low-impact accidents on bikes and falling out of trees etc etc. And I've cut my knee repeatedly playing football near a paved area - being the dramatic goalkeeper I used to be, rolling around was part of the job description, so I frequently rolled into a sharp edge of paving for example. :pinch: Still got the scars today, 6-10 years later (3 scars all done about 2 years apart)
billabob Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 Sprained my wrist and ankle by trupping over a small ledge, and now im 18 with 2 dogey ankles from being sprained so much, im light ligamented so have very weak wrists and they often get hurt and then in both knees all the cartilage is compacted and nothing for me to do with them but go ouch!
lookwhaticando Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 Sprained my wrist and ankle by trupping over a small ledge, and now im 18 with 2 dogey ankles from being sprained so much, im light ligamented so have very weak wrists and they often get hurt and then in both knees all the cartilage is compacted and nothing for me to do with them but go ouch! And I thought my one dodgy knee (no apparent cause, just an occasional pain) and occasional bad back were problematic. It begs the question, were you born or assembled like an Ikea flatpak product with half the parts missing?
Ricey Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 When I tripped over a lizard in the South of France and cut my knee open.
lookwhaticando Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 When I tripped over a lizard in the South of France and cut my knee open. I stood on a Jellyfish in France - does that count?
macbeth Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 I stood on a Jellyfish in France - does that count? probably made an impression on the jellyfish
lookwhaticando Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 probably made an impression on the jellyfish Didn't half sting. Little b*stard!
Tommy Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 The earliest I can remember is running down Lamborne Road, which is quite a steep hill, and falling over and have a nose bleed.
macbeth Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 falling out of an ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down
Bert Posted 30 July 2006 Author Posted 30 July 2006 falling out of an ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down
Tomassi Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 I thought the whole joke was being concieved, not actually being born :pinch: I can't recall any accidents from the first few years. Maybe I never had any. I've always been told I was quite safe as a kid, unlike my younger brother who's fallen off everything imaginable and crashed into all kinds of things. I've had plenty of low-impact accidents on bikes and falling out of trees etc etc. And I've cut my knee repeatedly playing football near a paved area - being the dramatic goalkeeper I used to be, rolling around was part of the job description, so I frequently rolled into a sharp edge of paving for example. :pinch: Still got the scars today, 6-10 years later (3 scars all done about 2 years apart) no being concieved was my parents first accident lol my first real accident was weeing the bed on my 5th birthday from the excitement of getting a new BMX The bikes too small now
billabob Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 And I thought my one dodgy knee (no apparent cause, just an occasional pain) and occasional bad back were problematic. It begs the question, were you born or assembled like an Ikea flatpak product with half the parts missing? Born with half the pieces missing, i just dont heal, if i cut myself, it turns to a scar without question, no reaosn behind it, just does!
Daggers Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 S'either the firemen coming to get my head out of a bucket or the firemen coming to get my head out of railings, and I've no idea which one came first. I know the last one though ~ but who the hell is interested in something recent on this forum anymore?
Maybes Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 I fell of my bike and cut my chin open. Had to have 2 stiches
Daggers Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 I feel on my bike and cut my chin open. Had to have 2 stiches Feeling while on your bike, you young people and your urges That'll learn ya!
Maybes Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 Feeling while on your bike, you young people and your urges That'll learn ya! awful english from me...i apologise
cisono Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 When I was one, I fell off a home-made swing and my head hit a metal hinge (if that's what it's called). Can't remember a thing but I was told that my grandma and my mum nearly had a heart attack seeing all that blood.
lookwhaticando Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 Young lad I knew had an old (smaller) bike. When he had a minor accident on his, rendering the bike temporarily unusable (he wrecked the front wheel real good), he dediced to get the lil bike out. A group of us were riding into the woods near my house, and there's this little dip - it's about 2 foot across and at its greatest depth about a foot deep. It was a very gentle incline on either side. Anyway, he's riding into the dip and attempts to pull a big wheelie on the 'up' side of the dip. He pulls his handle bars into the air quite fiercely. Next thing you see is his front wheel riding off into the distance - it just fell off and rolled away. Then his front forks came 'down to earth' - literally. His forks just sank into the soft soil ground, thus stopping his forward motion in a heartbeat. Needless to say, he was thrown off the front of his bike over the bars. Landed kinda funny, poor sod. :pinch: Hilarious viewing for the rest of the group, mind. Kinda glad he led, didn't want to miss it. :laugh:
filbertway Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 Falling out of my bunk bed head first from the top bunk, still have the bump on my head from about 7/8 years ago
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 When I read the title, I thought General Chat had assumed a new low with the question of the first time you pished yourself!
lookwhaticando Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 When I read the title, I thought General Chat had assumed a new low with the question of the first time you pished yourself! You obviously didn't see the 'your first shag' yet then? :pinch:
billabob Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 Falling out of my bunk bed head first from the top bunk, still have the bump on my head from about 7/8 years ago My brother did that..............well sort of, i pushed him out by accident when were younger, i just caught his ankle but cuddnt support his weight and he dropped onto the corner of his bed side table!
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