kevinwpratt Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 I have just decided after months of deep thought that my job is as cr*p as i thought and i should really start looking for another one. What is the best way you have quit a job?
Dr The Singh Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 I have just decided after months of deep thought that my job is as cr*p as i thought and i should really start looking for another one. What is the best way you have quit a job? People usually find another job before handing there notice in......most places are usually ok about people leaving??? Hand your notice and tell your boss that what your doing was not to your liking and that your having a career change or something!!!
samingram_uk Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 I have just decided after months of deep thought that my job is as cr*p as i thought and i should really start looking for another one. What is the best way you have quit a job? stroll in ur boss's office during a meeting, and pour a cup of tea over his partly boulding head also where u from in kettering m8?
Janx Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 stroll in ur boss's office during a meeting, and pour a cup of tea over his partly boulding head also where u from in kettering m8? I think you wll find thats ABH if not GBH.
Dr The Singh Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 I think you wll find thats ABH if not GBH. Plus I don't think you will get a great reference either!!!!!
Head Honcho Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 I have just decided after months of deep thought that my job is as cr*p as i thought and i should really start looking for another one. What is the best way you have quit a job? I once ordered £20000 worth of foul weather jackets (we only needed £200 worth) for the boys who worked outside the factory, got the general manager ( we didn't get on!) to counter sign it and quit. I would have loved to have been in the office when the finance director quizzed him about it, he had a right bolloking by all accounts At the same firm (LG Electronics) an oppo of mine once sent an email to everyone telling them what he thought of the Koreans, he was escorted from the premises about 20 minutes later to a round of applause from most of the workforce.
kevinwpratt Posted 1 August 2006 Author Posted 1 August 2006 stroll in ur boss's office during a meeting, and pour a cup of tea over his partly boulding head also where u from in kettering m8? Im near the Poppies ground, in fact i can see there stand from my bathroom
Master Fox Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 I have just decided after months of deep thought that my job is as cr*p as i thought and i should really start looking for another one. What is the best way you have quit a job? The best way to quit your job is to turn up drunk punch your boos in the face, fumble around with all the females, piss on all the desks, rub shit into the carpets, pour petrol everywhere and burn the place down
Janx Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 The best way to quit your job is to turn up drunk punch your boos in the face, fumble around with all the females, piss on all the desks, rub shit into the carpets, pour petrol everywhere and burn the place down Im not sure they will get the message, after all if you worked in the Public Sector that wouldnt get you sacked!
Deathside Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Im not sure they will get the message, after all if you worked in the Public Sector that wouldnt get you sacked! Janx - How would YOU tell your boss to take his job & shove it?
Janx Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Janx - How would YOU tell your boss to take his job & shove it? take myself down the pub, get pissed, rub shit on the carpet, twat myself in the gob and ...well that should be enough! Oh and fumble with all the females....hmmm maybe not
Deathside Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 take myself down the pub, get pissed, rub shit on the carpet, twat myself in the gob and ...well that should be enough! Oh and fumble with all the females....hmmm maybe not Would you get a golden ahem handshake?
Daggers Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Plus I don't think you will get a great reference either!!!!! Aren't those the bits of paper I write for myself about myself saying how great I am and signing it in someone elses name that no one ever reads? There is no permanent file in school, all references are forged, and everyone lies on their CV!
Dr The Singh Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Aren't those the bits of paper I write for myself about myself saying how great I am and signing it in someone elses name that no one ever reads? There is no permanent file in school, all references are forged, and everyone lies on their CV! And here's me getting other people to do me a reference....how stupid am I??????
davieG Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 stroll in ur boss's office during a meeting, and pour a cup of tea over his partly boulding head also where u from in kettering m8? I think I know woh your are now!
Master Fox Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Im not sure they will get the message, after all if you worked in the Public Sector that wouldnt get you sacked! You're such a geek
Master Fox Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 ah bless you for your kind words Jankers gets busy posting his views on Foxestalk
Janx Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Jankers gets busy posting his views on Foxestalk I didnt even see you take that picture.. you cheeky young pup... sneaky!
macbeth Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 I have just decided after months of deep thought that my job is as cr*p as i thought and i should really start looking for another one. What is the best way you have quit a job? i married a commoner and abdicated
Daggers Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 What is the best way you have quit a job? I had sex with a serving minister in his office
Guest Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 I'm looking forward to the day I get to hand my notice in. The time is nigh, I feel it in me bones.....
davieG Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Come Christmas I shall no longer have a job, they're paying me a pittance to piss off.
filbertway Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Come Christmas I shall no longer have a job, they're paying me a pittance to piss off. I thought you were retired
davieG Posted 2 August 2006 Posted 2 August 2006 I thought you were retired I'm still ONLY 58 according Blair I should be working untill I'm 68+
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