Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 My five-a-side football team lost 11-0 last night and were absolutely shocking. Our record now reads P3 W0 D0 L3 F3 A29 Pts 0 I've got some sort of virus type thing but we only had five players so I had to play. Could barely run. Embarrassing in the extreme.
Daggers Posted 7 September 2006 Author Posted 7 September 2006 Our record now reads P3 W0 D0 L3 F3 A29 Pts 0 I empathise, focus on the positive ~ those three goals :thumbsup:
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 I empathise, focus on the positive ~ those three goals :thumbsup: I actually did us a disservice, we've scored FOUR!
Thracian Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Cannot think of any humiliating sporting events ... I associate sport with fun, not humiliation (at least ... so far so good ) What with holidays in such a lovely country it's a truly idyllic world you inhabit.
Head Honcho Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 I'm torn as to which is the more embarrassing You gotta keep them happy!
Head Honcho Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 We wore pants for PE class. Pants! It was justified because it speeded up getting back to class...it's only in later life I decided there may have been other reasons... John Duggan the ex Tigers player was my PE teacher and he made me play games in my shreddies We were making a stand at the Schools(Lancaster Boys) Anti-Football and Pro-Rugby policy. Half the class agreed we should leave our kit at home-guess who was the only mug that did?
Alexikokopops Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 When I was at school (junior school) if you forgot ur kit, you had to wear pants. Doubt you could get away with it now. Yeah, I Primary School we had to do that too. Word.
hairy Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 My wife once threw the discus over the surrounding safety netting and cracked the head open of the then county javalin thrower. Not funny
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 My wife once threw the discus over the surrounding safety netting and cracked the head open of the then county javalin thrower. Not funny I beg to differ :laugh:
Unit Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 ' date='Sep 6 2006, 11:32 PM' post='391408']I dislocated my knee playing Hockey for my Uni's Mixed (read: rubbish at Hockey but with fitties) Hockey Team No wait, let me rephrase that. After coming off with the whole rolling subs we had I dislocated my knee climbing a short slope and clutching a 2-litre bottle of Amberdown cider. Why was I climbing this slope? To go for a piss. Anyone else dislocated their knee while heading for a piss? yes but not sportily, At a party I stood on a wall and saw how high I could piss, I then fell (into my own piss) and pretty much broke my knee, I couldn't walk on it for about 3 months
Alexikokopops Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 yes but not sportily, At a party I stood on a wall and saw how high I could piss, I then fell (into my own piss) and pretty much broke my knee, I couldn't walk on it for about 3 months That's pretty impressive, I approve. I think it's the falling in your own piss bit that does it for me. Anyone can fall off a wall, but into your own piss? Bravo good sir, bravo.
Shum Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Catching my knob in my flies after a PE lesson! PAINFUL!
Tommeh Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Probably a skipping race for sports day which I did for a laugh. Which I was winning until about 20 metres to go when a tripped up and finished 8th. :pinch:
Tommeh Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Catching my knob in my flies after a PE lesson! PAINFUL! most have done it!!
Northants Fox Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Anyone ever been hit on the shin by a Hockey ball? I have and it F£$*&ING hurts
Wils Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Anyone ever been hit on the shin by a Hockey ball? I have and it F£$*&ING hurts Ive been hit in the face with a Hockey stick. Now that hurts.
Alexikokopops Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Anyone ever been hit on the shin by a Hockey ball? I have and it F£$*&ING hurts This hurts Another Hockey Ball injury
Northants Fox Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Ive been hit in the face with a Hockey stick. Now that hurts. I was hit with the Hockey Ball deliberatly I was also hit on the back of the head with a Cricket Bat, but that was an Accident (spelling) that really does hurt
Alexikokopops Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 I was hit with the Hockey Ball deliberatly I was also hit on the back of the head with a Cricket Bat, but that was an Accident (spelling) that really does hurt Did the shin would leave as awesome a wound as the picture I posted above?
Northants Fox Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 ' date='Sep 7 2006, 09:38 PM' post='391970']This hurts Another Hockey Ball injury The bruise on my shin went Black
Alexikokopops Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 The bruise on my shin went Black Ming. Simultaneous asking AND answering of the question there, I approve. Not sure what happened to that wound, I was just the photography, twas my mate who got battered. Still, it prevented a goal.
Wils Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 The bruise on my shin went Black Sounds nasty. I had a shiner for a few days but that was an accident.
Northants Fox Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 ' date='Sep 7 2006, 09:43 PM' post='391978']Ming. Simultaneous asking AND answering of the question there, I approve. Not sure what happened to that wound, I was just the photography, twas my mate who got battered. Still, it prevented a goal. The worst thing about that was the Person that did it just thought it was funny :pinch: Another time the same person hit the ball and it was Chest high, he miss that time as i saw it coming and stepped back and hit it back at him, and it stayed at the same height going back at him
Alexikokopops Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 The worst thing about that was the Person that did it just thought it was funny :pinch: Another time the same person hit the ball and it was Chest high, he miss that time as i saw it coming and stepped back and hit it back at him, and it stayed at the same height going back at him Sounds like you play hockey with crazy man.
Northants Fox Posted 7 September 2006 Posted 7 September 2006 Sounds nasty. I had a shiner for a few days but that was an accident. As i said this was no accident
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