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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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JakeShingler

JakeShingler

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What have Cardiff City & Chantelle from Big Brother got in Common ?

Both Got fooked By Preston ............ :thumbup:

Whats the difference between Alan Shearer & Newcastle United ?

Shearer will be on match of the day next season.

:crylaugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh:

General Smuts

General Smuts

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i tried rining the 'swine flu phone information line' earlier, but all i got was crackling

Did you find this one in my pockets or from the last page of this thread?

JakeShingler

JakeShingler

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**WARNING**

I heard that this swine flu was caused by someone having sex with a pig. I think thats just disgusting, I mean if you could get her out of her coffin and have a good laugh then thats fine but to have sex with jades corpse then quite frankly thats a step too far!

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NewquayFox

NewquayFox

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What do Ricky Hatton and Gary Glitter have in common ?

They both went down after trying to take a little Phillipino in the ring. ;0)

Hitesh

Hitesh

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**WARNING**

I heard that this swine flu was caused by someone having sex with a pig. I think thats just disgusting, I mean if you could get her out of her coffin and have a good laugh then thats fine but to have sex with jades corpse then quite frankly thats a step too far!

:giggle:

Hitesh

Hitesh

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Not sure if this has been done already and a search didn't work but...

Has anyone else noticed that "Maddie" is an anagram of "I'm dead"?

Hitesh

Hitesh

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That's an observation, not a joke!

It's pretty funny though or maybe ironic? Hmm...

:ph34r:

(Either way, it beats doing revision!)

Granno

Granno

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I want a girlfriend like Ricky Hatton.

Doesn’t mind taking it in the face and once she goes down she stays down.

:whistle:

Granno

Granno

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Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Liverpool players on them.

People just didn't know what side to spit on.

Hitesh

Hitesh

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Breaking News: Kermit the frog has died from the swine flu. His last words "That fooking pig told me she was clean"

:crylaugh:

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