lookwhaticando Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Dear Janxington Esq. Would thou find it in your heart to provide myself, your loyal and doting vassal, with an alfa romeo 147. Because I want one. Yours in expectation of criticism of my choice of car, Your Everluvin, James of Kentshire. 147 eh? That thing causes car designers to cream their pants everytime they see it. It's sex, in car form. 35 notes. ps what is an M class? It's a box on wheels.
Janx Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Yeah right... eh, you doubt I have one or doubt its up for sale?
Janx Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 147 eh? That thing causes car designers to cream their pants everytime they see it. It's sex, in car form. It's a box on wheels. Go for the GT mate, sex on wheels... agree that Mercs are not as good as lower end BMs ...hence my M class going and my 330 coming! YAY!!
The People's Hero Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Go for the GT mate, sex on wheels... agree that Mercs are not as good as lower end BMs ...hence my M class going and my 330 coming! YAY!! Can't afford it. But one day.... One day.
lookwhaticando Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Go for the GT mate, sex on wheels... agree that Mercs are not as good as lower end BMs ...hence my M class going and my 330 coming! YAY!! Shame we don't flippin' get Alfa over here. About the only car manufacturer from the continent I miss. Vauxhall's would also be handy, the GM cars we get over here are friggin' useless.
Janx Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Shame we don't flippin' get Alfa over here. About the only car manufacturer from the continent I miss. Vauxhall's would also be handy, the GM cars we get over here are friggin' useless. so pretty much the same as over here then!
The People's Hero Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 What? Vauxhalls are fuc king sheeite! (sorry km)
cisono Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 147 eh? It's sex, in car form. Just what TPH needs!
lookwhaticando Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 so pretty much the same as over here then! What? Vauxhalls are fuc king sheeite! (sorry km) You've got to be kidding. Compared the wankmobiles they sell as cars here, Vauxhall is the new Rolls Royce.
Janx Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Can't afford it. But one day.... One day. forget Alfas mate, they are pretty but age and depreciate like milk.... Great Italian driving experience, but the novelty soon wears off and frankly are about as reliable as a temp on skag! might as well get a fiat.
The People's Hero Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Stick with the Fiesta beast then yeah?
cisono Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 forget Alfas mate, they are pretty but age and depreciate like milk.... Great Italian driving experience, but the novelty soon wears off and frankly are about as reliable as a temp on skag! might as well get a fiat. Enough of this slagging off Italian cars, please! PS: We keep the good Fiats in Italy and export those assembled in Brazil...
Janx Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Enough of this slagging off Italian cars, please! well you lot keep making em! Ive had a 156 Sportwagon, and things just started like...dropping off and stopping working!
lookwhaticando Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Enough of this slagging off Italian cars, please! PS: We keep the good Fiats in Italy and export those assembled in Brazil... Could be worse... he coulda touched on Italian women.
cisono Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Stick with the Fiesta beast then yeah? It has air conditioning, does it not? Better than my turbo beast (well, used to be a turbo beast, now it is in NEED of a turbo boost)
The People's Hero Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Enough of this slagging off Italian cars, please! PS: We keep the good Fiats in Italy and export those assembled in Brazil... Sorry Cis, you knows I loves you, but fiats are sh ite. I want an Alfa now and then when I'm old I want a Maserati. Fair?
cisono Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Could be worse... he coulda touched on Italian women. Don't think he would manage to get close enough to touch any of them
cisono Posted 22 September 2006 Posted 22 September 2006 Get well Hammond :thumbsup: If I heard well, he is suffering from damage in the frontal cortex? Not that great...
syston_fox Posted 23 September 2006 Posted 23 September 2006 Good news According to Clarksons column in todays Sun, the Hamster is well on the road to recovery and has been walking round and having conversations. He came round, saw Clarkson and said "Was I driving like a tw*t?" And then he saw James May and said "Hi C*ckface" . He's well on the way to recovery..... and best of all, his teeth are still in perfect condition
Jay Posted 23 September 2006 Posted 23 September 2006 Good news According to Clarksons column in todays Sun, the Hamster is well on the road to recovery and has been walking round and having conversations. He came round, saw Clarkson and said "Was I driving like a tw*t?" And then he saw James May and said "Hi C*ckface" . He's well on the way to recovery..... and best of all, his teeth are still in perfect condition but with a Serious Head Injury that can be part of the course the full effects will not be known for anything upto a month!! lets hope these good signs mean that nothing serious has occured
Jimmy Posted 23 September 2006 Posted 23 September 2006 Good news According to Clarksons column in todays Sun, the Hamster is well on the road to recovery and has been walking round and having conversations. He came round, saw Clarkson and said "Was I driving like a tw*t?" And then he saw James May and said "Hi C*ckface" . He's well on the way to recovery..... and best of all, his teeth are still in perfect condition for the last time I HAVE NOT HAD MY TEETH WHITENED
Matt Posted 23 September 2006 Posted 23 September 2006 but with a Serious Head Injury that can be part of the course the full effects will not be known for anything upto a month!! lets hope these good signs mean that nothing serious has occured I heard a Doctor saying it us up to about 10 days... Just a case of wait and see I suppose, At the moment it looks good and hope it stays that way!
Jay Posted 23 September 2006 Posted 23 September 2006 I heard a Doctor saying it us up to about 10 days... Just a case of wait and see I suppose, At the moment it looks good and hope it stays that way! where's the Foxes Doc when you need him!!! I echo those thoughts by the way and hope things continue to improve for the Hamster!!
cisono Posted 23 September 2006 Posted 23 September 2006 I heard a Doctor saying it us up to about 10 days... Just a case of wait and see I suppose, At the moment it looks good and hope it stays that way! Yes, people in his condition can get a brain haemorrhage up to 10 days after the crash. Hopefully, it will just NOT happen in this case...
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