A slightly vulgar question for the evening

[Fez of Mahrez]

Have you ever farted so disgustingly that you've had to leave the room?

Extra points for if there were other people in the room at the time.

NB: I might not be able to reply for obvious reasons.

Err...back in a bit.

[Guest]

Ladies do not fart.

[Bert]

My botty burps are bad, (but i can take them, you just love your own brand don't you?? ) and regularly make people vacate the vicinity, but the best EVER was when, one time my mate cleaned out a whole maths class.

[Steven]

Have you ever farted so disgustingly that you've had to leave the room?

Extra points for if there were other people in the room at the time.

NB: I might not be able to reply for obvious reasons.

Err...back in a bit.

What are we talking here. Smell, length of time or sound.

[Fez of Mahrez]

What are we talking here. Smell, length of time or sound.

Smell x lingerbility.

[lookwhaticando]

I find that passing wind while on the move in the car is a good recipie for some quality electrics-testing... ie. winding down the electric windows and opening the sunroof as fast as possible.

Yes - I think I can safely say I've left a room due to air quality fluctuation.

Yes, there was almost certainly someone else in the room with my, too.

It's at times like those you're glad you've mastered the art of crop dusting.

[Bert]

Whose ever done one on their partner's leg in bed??

[lookwhaticando]

Whose ever done one on their partner's leg in bed??

Ooo-er.

Can't say that I have.

Bit cruel tho, isn't it? I'm sure there's nicer ways of telling them they were useless... you could boo them after the performance, as you would when Leicester are playing sh/te. :laugh:

[Fez of Mahrez]

Ooo-er.

Can't say that I have.

Bit cruel tho, isn't it? I'm sure there's nicer ways of telling them they were useless... you could boo them after the performance, as you would when Leicester are playing sh/te. :laugh:

I can see Thracian farting on Stephen Hughes' leg.

[Guest]

I can see Thracian farting on Stephen Hughes' leg.

Have you seen anyone about these....er...fantasies?

[Fez of Mahrez]

Have you seen anyone about these....er...fantasies?

No I mean I can actually see it. I told him it was quite rude and all but he just wouldn't listen.

[Guest]

No I mean I can actually see it. I told him it was quite rude and all but he just wouldn't listen.

Are you sure? Are you quite sure? Stephen Hughes?

[Fez of Mahrez]

Are you sure? Are you quite sure? Stephen Hughes?

No alright I made it up.

[lookwhaticando]

You just love to picture someone, anyone, squating down a little and blowing off onto someones bare leg.

You make me sick...

... it should be Andy Johnson first, not Stephen Hughes... :pinch:

[Bert]

Bum squeekers are the best sounding farts.

[Fez of Mahrez]

I pictured him wearing MC Hammer-style baggy gold lamé trousers but still, point taken.

[lookwhaticando]

I pictured him wearing MC Hammer-style baggy gold lamé trousers but still, point taken.

You took the time to think about it in such detail?

You're absolutely bananas.

coat removed from hook, walking away...

[davieG]

A guy that used to work for me some time ago used to make his own beer and regualarly caused an evacuation, they were so bad it used to make me heave.

He really tested my managerial ability when he grabbed my lunch box, no, no you're going too fast, the one with my sandwiches in. Took the lid off held it over his arse and did one of his specials into it. Then calmly replaced the lid and said with a big grin, as he quickly left the room "enjoy your lunch I'm off to get some fresh sandwiches".

[Guest]

A guy that used to work for me some time ago used to make his own beer and regualarly caused an evacuation, they were so bad it used to make me heave.

He really tested my managerial ability when he grabbed my lunch box, no, no you're going too fast, the one with my sandwiches in. Took the lid off held it over his arse and did one of his specials into it. Then calmly replaced the lid and said with a big grin, as he quickly left the room "enjoy your lunch I'm off to get some fresh sandwiches".

If anyone did they to me, they would be using their testicles as ear muffs.

[Dr The Singh]

A guy that used to work for me some time ago used to make his own beer and regualarly caused an evacuation, they were so bad it used to make me heave.

He really tested my managerial ability when he grabbed my lunch box, no, no you're going too fast, the one with my sandwiches in. Took the lid off held it over his arse and did one of his specials into it. Then calmly replaced the lid and said with a big grin, as he quickly left the room "enjoy your lunch I'm off to get some fresh sandwiches".

That's just horrid, it's a horrid topic, i'm fortunate that I do not have to deal with such people, although I have changed a few nasty nappies in my time!!

[DanTheFoxBhoy]

Have you ever farted so disgustingly that you've had to leave the room?

Extra points for if there were other people in the room at the time.

NB: I might not be able to reply for obvious reasons.

Err...back in a bit.

Everyone loves their own brew, FACT.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

I had a night on the piss once, and the next day was rancid. The smell lingered for hours and caused much dryreaching. Not me though. If you're manly you see it out

[Durnerz]

A guy that used to work for me some time ago used to make his own beer and regualarly caused an evacuation, they were so bad it used to make me heave.

He really tested my managerial ability when he grabbed my lunch box, no, no you're going too fast, the one with my sandwiches in. Took the lid off held it over his arse and did one of his specials into it. Then calmly replaced the lid and said with a big grin, as he quickly left the room "enjoy your lunch I'm off to get some fresh sandwiches".

lol

[Rincewind]

moving on to an even more extreme bowell movement topc. Has anyone used a loo other than their own (work freind pub etc) and either left a floater or an aroma that is equal to what you put on roses rather than the rose itself.