shen Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 Shipment on it's way, just in case... What does Commander lookwhaticando get in return? A cool can of whoop-ass!!
Daggers Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 1. I ... love it 2. I do ... own a small dog, I am actually planning on purchasing ...a Bullmastiff ...with an erection... soon,... 3. ...I have a no nonsense approach to ....affairs and am willing to use ...ar...s ...e ... ... ...pe..n....i.s... long..fo.....r... *Thank you for calling the Vatican, unfortunately Disco Bob can not take your call at present* *It is a very bad line and so we suggest you phone back another time otherwise the wrong message may be passed on. God be with you, unless you are a sodomite...he hates them.*
lcfc_jme Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 can i have a leprechaun? i want to make him minister of immigration. and can i have one to be foriegn secetary aswell?? you can have new zealand as payment????? Done. You can have two leprechauns t'be sure As long as I do actually get New Zealand... I need two good Rugby sides in my empire.. It'll help me take the Vatican by storm Message for the Vatican chief, D-I-S-C-O :dance: Robert: If you do not cease in making these lewd and absurd remarks about my sexuality, you shall be bombarded by suicide badgers, destroying everything you own. Mark my words. I am losing patience with you.
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 Done. You can have two leprechauns t'be sure As long as I do actually get New Zealand... I need two good Rugby sides in my empire.. It'll help me take the Vatican by storm yeah, new zealand is yours. but i didn't have anywhere to put all my soldiers so they had to invade Australia
Daggers Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 And so this is Xmas And what have we doneAnother year overA new one just begunAnd so happy XmasWe hope you have funThe near and the dear oneThe old and the youngA very Merry XmasAnd a happy New YearLet's hope it's a good oneWithout any fearWar is over, if you want itWar is over now
Daggers Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 Two, one, two, three, fourEv'rybody's talking aboutBagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism,Ragism, TagismThis-ism, That-ism, is-m, is-m, is-mAll we are saying is give piece a chance,All we are saying is give piece a chanceC'monEv'rybody's talking about ministers,Sinister, BanistersAnd canisters, Bishops, Fishops,Rabbis, and Pop eyes, Bye, bye, bye byesAll we are saying is give peace a chance,All we are saying is give peace a chanceLet me tell you nowRevoluton, evolution, masturbation,Flagellation, regulation, integrations,Meditations, United Nations,CongratulationsEv'rybody's talking aboutJohn and Yoko, Timmy Leary, Rosemary,Tommy Smothers, Bobby Dylan,Tommy Copper,Derek Taylor, Norman Mailer,Allen Ginsberg, Hare Krishna,HareKrishna
cisono Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 yeah, new zealand is yours. but i didn't have anywhere to put all my soldiers so they had to invade Australia I wanted New Zealand! Although I could settle for ... Sri Lanka and Fiji
lcfc_jme Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 I wanted New Zealand! Although I could settle for ... Sri Lanka and Fiji You can take Sri Lanka and Fiji if you want seeing as I have New Zealand... Just as long as you give me a couple of Tigers as a peace-offering
cisono Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 You can take Sri Lanka and Fiji if you want seeing as I have New Zealand... Just as long as you give me a couple of Tigers as a peace-offering Is that allowed?
lcfc_jme Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 Is that allowed? Taking Sri Lanka and Fiji? Or offering me tigers in order to keep the peace?? Either way, both are allowed and perfectly acceptable. My increasing empire and Commander Lwicd of Sweden will help you to acquire both countries should there be resistance
cisono Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 Taking Sri Lanka and Fiji? Or offering me tigers in order to keep the peace?? Either way, both are allowed and perfectly acceptable. My increasing empire and Commander Lwicd of Sweden will help you to acquire both countries should there be resistance I was referring to the tiger offering and taking tigers out of their natural habitat (Thank you for the offer of help )
lcfc_jme Posted 18 November 2006 Posted 18 November 2006 I was referring to the tiger offering and taking tigers out of their natural habitat (Thank you for the offer of help ) Tigers are well allowed to be taken out of their natural habitat, we make the rules now Yeah there will be a helping hand should you need it, as long as I could count on your support should I come under attack
lookwhaticando Posted 19 November 2006 Posted 19 November 2006 I am 'ere to fight. << please join the line over there >> Excuse me, Is this the line for a fight? No - this is the line for chutney! Chutney - featuring Sweden
lcfc_jme Posted 19 November 2006 Posted 19 November 2006 I am 'ere to fight. << please join the line over there >> Excuse me, Is this the line for a fight? No - this is the line for chutney! Chutney - featuring Sweden naturally that's what you expect to be hearing at half 1 en ce matin Thanks for sharing that with us lwicd , good stuff Although I may need to attack France now
lookwhaticando Posted 19 November 2006 Posted 19 November 2006 naturally that's what you expect to be hearing at half 1 en ce matin Thanks for sharing that with us lwicd , good stuff Although I may need to attack France now Don't worry, Manwell won't put up much of a fight - he's already surrendered.
lcfc_jme Posted 19 November 2006 Posted 19 November 2006 Don't worry, Manwell won't put up much of a fight - he's already surrendered. Maybe I have to completely remove Manwell from power and just take over his country. Or maybe I'll just ingest his country into my empire and have him run it so I don't take up any more of my time Yeah that's what I'll do. Manwell is history
cisono Posted 19 November 2006 Posted 19 November 2006 Maybe I have to completely remove Manwell from power and just take over his country. Or maybe I'll just ingest his country into my empire and have him run it so I don't take up any more of my time Yeah that's what I'll do. Manwell is history Wow, this power stuff is easy (and exciting). I can see why so many want to be rulers
Daggers Posted 19 November 2006 Posted 19 November 2006 I can see why so many want to be rulers When I grow up I want to be a protractor
cisono Posted 19 November 2006 Posted 19 November 2006 When I grow up I want to be a protractor Hmm never understood why it is called that....
lcfc_jme Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 Hmm never understood why it is called that.... Perhaps Disco Bob can share some more of his vast knowledge and explain to us the reasons behind the name.. Before I completely destroy him for being corrupt and evil
lookwhaticando Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 Perhaps Disco Bob can share some more of his vast knowledge and explain to us the reasons behind the name.. Before I completely destroy him for being corrupt and evil And a paedophile.
lcfc_jme Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 And a paedophile. Such a brave statement, yet so true as well (please don't ban me, I'm innocent, honest. Blame lwicd!!!!!!!!!)
lookwhaticando Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 Such a brave statement, yet so true as well (please don't ban me, I'm innocent, honest. Blame lwicd!!!!!!!!!) The blame lies at his door for picking the Vatican to begin with. He must surely have known the risks.
lcfc_jme Posted 20 November 2006 Posted 20 November 2006 The blame lies at his door for picking the Vatican to begin with. He must surely have known the risks. Is this why he kept pestering me to sit on his lap?? Please don't say I am a victim of such an evil, twisted man
cisono Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 Can someone give me a summary of the current world domination situation? (I am a bit short of time) Cheers!
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