Dr The Singh Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 He now lives in the big house with me. It's all mine. I won. You and your army of can foook off out of brazil, we like our women in bikini's or less!!!
Daggers Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 You and your army of can foook off out of brazil, we like our women in bikini's or less!!! There may be a legion of bronzed beauties...but all the blokes are gay. You lot are as gay as Greece which is why we left you. We've built a wall up from Argentina and are no halfway to Venezuela. Once it's finished we are going to lob all of our rubbish and hedge cuttings over the top. Then we're planting a load of Leylandii trees.
Dr The Singh Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 There may be a legion of bronzed beauties...but all the blokes are gay. You lot are as gay as Greece which is why we left you. We've built a wall up from Argentina and are no halfway to Venezuela. Once it's finished we are going to lob all of our rubbish and hedge cuttings over the top. Then we're planting a load of Leylandii trees. Don't worry, our great gay army and one straight (That's me) are gonna give your army the bum bashing of a lifetime not to say a great lesson in male maintenence!!!
Finnegan Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Pah. Might be all yours, but, frustrated by our own failure to find an original country, we're rebeling and rising against your evil regime. Preg d'am reor, ma benn 'zo klañv !
Hullfox Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 If anybody else fancies invading Wales, you're better coming down the M50. That way you'll avoid the toll charge.
Finnegan Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Don't think I've ever paid toll going in or out of Wales, to be honest. Oh, and in order to escape the foul and evil clutches of our Discotequeing oppressor, we'll invade you.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 If anybody else fancies invading Wales, you're better coming down the M50. That way you'll avoid the toll charge. Good job. I've heard the toll charge is more than the GDP of my country.
Phube Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Kuh, while you're all looking to Europe and the Americas. My Mogolian Hoards have captured Chine, North and South Korea and Half of the Asian continent... Bwah, ha, ha!!!!
Katy Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 If anybody else fancies invading Wales, you're better coming down the M50. That way you'll avoid the toll charge. But if you are going to invade North Wales then just stay on the M6 and avoid the toll. M54 - A6 - signs for Bala etc etc (wtf am I on about?)
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 the welsh people have been moved to new zealand, and wales is has now been renamed the very west midlands
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Did noone take Japan? I think Bob keeps his beer there.
Phube Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I did. Sorry you've lost it now... never Underestimate Mongoliand Hoards!!!
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 The english Army has now invaded Russia. We will use the country to launch attacks into asia!
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 The wheels have well and truly fallen off the Cypriot war machine. We're a peace loving people.
Phube Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 The wheels have well and truly fallen off the Cypriot war machine. We're a peace loving people. Has Lemon harpic got to you too!??
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 The wheels have well and truly fallen off the Cypriot war machine. We're a peace loving people. Deserters! Chad will continue on its quest to rule the world!!!!!!!!! (or at least Cumbria).
Daggers Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Kuh, while you're all looking to Europe and the Americas. My Mogolian Hoards have captured Chine, North and South Korea and Half of the Asian continent... Bwah, ha, ha!!!! Phube's taken the take-away countries...they're meant to be neutral so we can all enjoy a nice sweet and sour. That's it...I'm having India. Curry is going into short supply in the Western World.
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 england has now invaded turkmenistan, uzbekistan, kyrgystan and afghanistan. we did this because a man called stan told us too.
lcfc_jme Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Sorry you've lost it now... never Underestimate Mongoliand Hoards!!! I want to go to war with Mongolia in order to oust Phube from his position Once Phube is ousted (unless he agrees to become an ally) I shall declare all out war on Disco " " Bob in order to stop his dictatorship and smothering of the really warm, bikini wearing countries
Finnegan Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Meanwhile, Britanny sits... and waits. (Bum buh duh dum, duh duh dum.)
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