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The People's Hero

TPH's World Domination (that's on its last legs) Thread

By The People's Hero, in General Chat

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lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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Norway it is.

I've packed my satchel, loaded up the caravan, and I'm off.

I say me, you and shen band together and dominate the world from Scandinavia. Would be nice to have the Finns on board... any Finns out here? :ph34r:

I promised myself I would never watch that again, i'm hooked again now thanks :angry::P:D

You're welcome. :worship:

lcfcalan

lcfcalan

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Sh it. My army got lost.

Bollocks.

Ah well.

Psst ! wanna buy a sat nav ? :ph34r:

Al the arms dealer at your service.

We also sell ice cream to the Generals as they sit at the rear observing.

MC Prussian

MC Prussian

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I have another idea. Why not bomb and take over

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I'd rather start small and have my troops take county by county first, then nation by nation by storm.

Daggers

Daggers

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We have decided that war, huh, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. We're not playing anymore.

We're going home for our tea.

For anyone that is interested, we are going to hold a Love-In at Lytham St-Anns community centre, a week on Saturday.

lcfc_jme

lcfc_jme

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We have decided that war, huh, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. We're not playing anymore.

We're going home for our tea.

For anyone that is interested, we are going to hold a Love-In at Lytham St-Anns community centre, a week on Saturday.

But I was looking forward to going to war with somebody and taking over people's empires :cry:

I shall not be part of the love in, as I do not agree with it. Bring back the war!!!

The Man Who Would Be King

The Man Who Would Be King

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While no-one was looking my army has invaded the whole of the middle east and north africa. :ph34r::whistle:

I have also appointed victoria beckham minister for work and pensions, as she has had a great career with zero talent and hopefully many throught my empire can follow her lead.

Daggers

Daggers

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I shall not be part of the love in

Sorry, I only realised afterwards that we'd booked the hall for the same weekend as your Pride march. :(

Next time I'll get one of the Bishops to check out prospective dates with you :thumbup:

lcfc_jme

lcfc_jme

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Sorry, I only realised afterwards that we'd booked the hall for the same weekend as your Pride march. :(

Next time I'll get one of the Bishops to check out prospective dates with you :thumbup:

:mad: Do you never actually say anything decent to me?? Stuff that doesn't involve gay jokes??

I am not on a march, I shall be attending a Human Rights conference to see what all the fuss is about if you must know :whistle:

There will not be a next time if you're not careful :@

Daggers

Daggers

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:mad: Do you never actually say anything decent to me?? Stuff that doesn't involve gay jokes?? I am not on a march, I shall be attending a Human Rights conference to see what all the fuss is about if you must know :whistle: There will not be a next time if you're not careful :@

J\/\/\/E, the last thing I would dare do is make fun out of homosexuality. I was simply trying to be accommodating and understanding to your lifestyle, I do humbly apologise if I have made the wrong assumption. It is an easy mistake to make: your love of Eurobeat, your small dog with a little coat and your 'hands-on' method of dealing with matters of State. If you would rather I make no further mention of it then I am more than happy to keep the closet door closed on the matter.

The Pope would just like to remind your country that the biblical quote to 'love your brother' should not be taken literally. :ph34r:

shen

shen

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I say me, you and shen band together and dominate the world from Scandinavia. Would be nice to have the Finns on board... any Finns out here? :ph34r:

I'm not having any of that, you badger-lover! :whistle:

lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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I'm not having any of that, you badger-lover! :whistle:

Just bring your little army of cartoon pansies and they'll get trounced by my badgers. :ph34r:

The badgers will stamp on them, then sit on their faces. :pinch:

lcfc_jme

lcfc_jme

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** A whole lot of JME mocking **

1. I do not even like Eurobeat, so I cannot love it

2. I do not own a small dog, I am actually planning on purchasing a Bullmastiff (not a bull with a stiffy or any other organism with an erection) soon, and they are definitely not dogs for gays.

3. I do not deal with state-affairs "hands on". I have a no nonsense approach to state affairs and am willing to use gun warfare and bombs to prove this.

Lets just shut a door on this permanently, and not mention it again. I shall no longer follow the commandments "Love thy neighbour" or "Love thy brother" :)

shen

shen

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1. I do not even like Eurobeat, so I cannot love it

2. I do not own a small dog, I am actually planning on purchasing a Bullmastiff (not a bull with a stiffy or any other organism with an erection) soon, and they are definitely not dogs for gays.

3. I do not deal with state-affairs "hands on". I have a no nonsense approach to state affairs and am willing to use gun warfare and bombs to prove this.

Lets just shut a door on this permanently, and not mention it again. I shall no longer follow the commandments "Love thy neighbour" or "Love thy brother" :)

Oh go on, just bomb that tiny place!! Take a crate full of badgers from Sweden and drop it over the Vatican. They'll squash that bunch of paedophiles :thumbup:

lcfc_jme

lcfc_jme

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Oh go on, just bomb that tiny place!! Take a crate full of badgers from Sweden and drop it over the Vatican. They'll squash that bunch of paedophiles :thumbup:

I shall wait and see what Vatican Leader Robert has to say in response to my latest correspondence aimed at him, and if it is deemed unacceptable, my ally Lord LWICD of Sweden will lend me the biggest crateful of badgers he has, and then Robert will be destroyed

shen

shen

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I shall wait and see what Vatican Leader Robert has to say in response to my latest correspondence aimed at him, and if it is deemed unacceptable, my ally Lord LWICD of Sweden will lend me the biggest crateful of badgers he has, and then Robert will be destroyed

You've got to hurry up though. My elite scientists are about to unveil a secret weapon that will make history of those Swedish badger-loving pansies :thumbup:

lcfc_jme

lcfc_jme

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You've got to hurry up though. My elite scientists are about to unveil a secret weapon that will make history of those Swedish badger-loving pansies :thumbup:

I'm afraid there may be war between you and I if that is the case shen, as I am a strong ally of Lord LWICD of Sweden... Maybe you should hold off until I hear from Robert??

lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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I shall wait and see what Vatican Leader Robert has to say in response to my latest correspondence aimed at him, and if it is deemed unacceptable, my ally Lord LWICD of Sweden will lend me the biggest crateful of badgers he has, and then Robert will be destroyed

Shipment on it's way, just in case... :ph34r:

What does Commander lookwhaticando get in return? :whistle:

lcfc_jme

lcfc_jme

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Shipment on it's way, just in case... :ph34r:

What does Commander lookwhaticando get in return? :whistle:

Thanks a lot :thumbup::banana:

You'll receive a few pots of gold to boost finances over there and a couple of leprechauns to run your MoD ;) :thumbsup:

Plus a couple of horse-shoes and some four leaf clovers so that your luck never runs out ;):dance::bounce:

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