Katy Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Look I know Wales is just a shitty principality somewhere west of London. But will somebody please invade us. Preferably the English. I shall be invading you on the 27th of December 2006 (when I visit my Mum)
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 I shall be invading you on the 27th of December 2006 (when I visit my Mum) It's a double pronged attack, see? The Cypriots should be there. Or at least lost somewhere in Central Europe by then? Who's Germany? Will thou grant me safe passage? My quest is a noble one?
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Look I know Wales is just a shitty principality somewhere west of London. But will somebody please invade us. Preferably the English. The english would be happy to invade. only because then we laugh at your sheepish looking girlfriends
Master Fox Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 The Cypriot army is on it's way. Please offer them directions when they get to Dover. I've shown them a picture of the white cliffs and sent them marching off North West (ish). I've told them when they get there, someone will direct them to Wales. The Turks might get there before them. With a little help from the English ...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I think the President of Chad might be Chris O'Grady's Dad...
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 We need somebody to be Romania so they can fight you for their flag.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 We need somebody to be Romania so they can fight you for their flag. I nicked it off a bunch of gypsies.
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 The Turks might get there before them. With a little help from the English ... we would like to help, however wales has become a colony on the english empire. Just like canada and greenland. world domination is our aim We are currently discussing which country to invade next, its between, 1: Egypt 2: Lichstenstein 3: New Zealand 4: Iran
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 Sh it. My army got lost. Bollocks. Ah well.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 F**k. Civil war in Chad. Yeah, what's new.
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I think i just spotted them in turkmenistan. I think they went the wrong way
Strokes Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I nicked it off a bunch of gypsies. Chad, pah, thats a shit hole, full of shit people.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Okay, I've just taught the entire (12-year-old) Army of Chad a technique I like to call the Double Chinese Burn. Now you're in trouble.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Chad, pah, thats a shit hole, full of shit people. Care to expand?
Hullfox Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I shall be invading you on the 27th of December 2006 (when I visit my Mum) Can I put you down for early afternoon?
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I wanna be Cuba. can i buy some cigars?
Katy Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Can I put you down for early afternoon? Please do
Guest Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 can i buy some cigars? You're not American are you?
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 You're not American are you? no, but i can use the cigars to bribe America into submission 100,000 cigars for five nucleur bombs?? seems a fair trade.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I might not keep up with the hit parade as much as I did in my younger days but I was most surprised to find the lyrics to the national anthem of Chad on www.lyricsondemand.com, "all the words to your favourite Top 40 hits".
Guest Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 no, but i can use the cigars to bribe America into submission 100,000 cigars for five nucleur bombs?? seems a fair trade. I'm afraid those pesky Yanks (not Janks) have been trying to get their hands on my hand rolled cigars for some time. They ain't having them. Stick that in yer pipe and smoke it.
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I'm afraid those pesky Yanks (not Janks) have been trying to get their hands on my hand rolled cigars for some time. They ain't having them. Stick that in yer pipe and smoke it. Alright, the nukes, and you can have texas and the falklands (and wales if you want it, cos it is getting on my nerves and iv'e only had it for ten minutes) deal or no deal??
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