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TPH's World Domination (that's on its last legs) Thread

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I bet I can guess which African country around the area of Angola you choose.

They've only seen my 3/4's once.

I actuallu wore sports shorts to the first game, which the TPH kindly nicked, and my Stanley Matthews there after.

Posted
They've only seen my 3/4's once.

I actuallu wore sports shorts to the first game, which the TPH kindly nicked, and my Stanley Matthews there after.

Well they're missing out aren't they Stewie Manvers.

Posted
Well they're missing out aren't they Stewie Manvers.

They're classics.

Oh btw, I took out Matt completley on Sunday with one of my SUPERBLY timed slide tackles, he now has a moderate to severe ankle injury, I'm finding it harder and harder to claim that I can slide tackle.

Posted
They're classics.

Oh btw, I took out Matt completley on Sunday with one of my SUPERBLY timed slide tackles, he now has a moderate to severe ankle injury, I'm finding it harder and harder to claim that I can slide tackle.

:laugh:

He'll be off work for 3 weeks then.

Well he would be if he actually had a job.

Posted

Finally, almost 2 years after the outbreak of this horrifying thread war, the good people of Australia (led by myself) have become aware of it.

In keeping with the history of the country, we hearby call on the leaders of England to acknowledge our value to them, the world and to future peace by immediatley sending us to the most dangerous and ill prepared location and pushing us off the boats with a kiss on the forehead and pat on the bum all wrapped up in the words..youll be fine.

By the way, i have already taken over all of the other countries that make up that powerhouse zone of Oceania..so..with Vanuatu, New caledonia and Fiji all onside...watch out

thats got you all running scared hasnt it.

Posted
Finally, almost 2 years after the outbreak of this horrifying thread war, the good people of Australia (led by myself) have become aware of it.

In keeping with the history of the country, we hearby call on the leaders of England to acknowledge our value to them, the world and to future peace by immediatley sending us to the most dangerous and ill prepared location and pushing us off the boats with a kiss on the forehead and pat on the bum all wrapped up in the words..youll be fine.

By the way, i have already taken over all of the other countries that make up that powerhouse zone of Oceania..so..with Vanuatu, New caledonia and Fiji all onside...watch out

thats got you all running scared hasnt it.

Oceania?

Do you mean Australasia?

Posted

James, are you embarking on a World Domination Tour sometimes soon?

Will there be tickets available at the Ticket Office?

What countries do you intend to occupy?

On a sidenote, while you're at it could you please destroy visit Liechtenstein!

Posted
Oceania?

Do you mean Australasia?

Not one to get ahead of myself, we will not refer to ourselves as AustralAsia until we have annexed those significant other asian/oceanic world powers, eg, Papua New Guinea, Samoa, Tonga etc.

Cleverley we have not used common invasion technigues to take over these countries...we have used subversive tactics..just check out how we took Tuvalu...remember...YOU could be next on our list!

or..of course, we may not bother..we may just sit down..crack a coldie...chuck a shrimp on the barbie and say WTF.

  • 1 year later...
Posted
Before I comment, someone remind me where Momo (there's no limit) Cilla (Black) - (he was 'n'all') was from?

Guinea (pig) shambolic!

Posted
My army are ridin' high on an almighty amount of these:

giraffe.jpg

Can I fill position as right hand giraffe keep?

I can feel the irony bubbling nicely.

Posted
Can I fill position as right hand giraffe keep?

I can feel the irony bubbling nicely.

Yes you can. And with o rly as the spy in the sky, we'll be an absolutely dominant force.

Posted
Put me down for Wales just to piss Sosbanfach off.
Done and Done.

Your national anthem is Rule Britannia. But it's actually Rule England. Just to piss SosbanFach off.

Right, who's good at starting wars? I was considering giving Big Ron and that Kilroy willy puller a call?

I have just installed John Redwood as President of Wales and have declared war. Civil War.
:D:D:D

One point though....

Don't you need to civilise them before they can have civil war?

*runs*

Look

I know Wales is just a shitty principality somewhere west of London.

But will somebody please invade us.

Preferably the English.

England would like to announce its invasion of new zealand. We will then ship all the welsh out there, as its full of sheep and they will be happy :whistle:
I wonder how many more references there will be to Welsh and Sheep until people realise no one is biting.

Especially not the sheep, that would hurt.

Wankers. :angry:

Posted
Yes you can. And with o rly as the spy in the sky, we'll be an absolutely dominant force.

Excellent.

With ol' goat legs keeping the gateway we're a shoo in at the nation of the year awards.

Posted
Excellent.

With ol' goat legs keeping the gateway we're a shoo in at the nation of the year awards.

Goat Legs is our mountain defender. He gets up and down them badboys like a helicopter.

Posted
Goat Legs is our mountain defender. He gets up and down them badboys like a helicopter.

Before TPH realises he has Guinea we should launch a strike.

I'm thinking a parkinsons bomb. This should eventually cause an earthquake. rendering the country useless.

Posted
Before TPH realises he has Guinea we should launch a strike.

I'm thinking a parkinsons bomb. This should eventually cause an earthquake. rendering the country useless.

Operation Mindfuck is a work in progres.. :thumbup:

Posted

Djibouti are invading Wales with thier full force based on a snide signature change and abuse of mod power.

They will only target the sheep to really fook with the taffy's heads.

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