Dr The Singh Posted 1 December 2006 Posted 1 December 2006 But Coke tastes shit and sweet without a 90% of rum and a squeeze of lime in it Spoken like a true alcoholic!!!
Bert Posted 1 December 2006 Posted 1 December 2006 I go nighclubbing a lot (generally zanzibar, normally on a Friday) where it's free entry before half eleven and £1.95 for any drink. It's not great in there as it's half filled with chavs or people that go out just looking for a fight. But i think it's a lot better than being stuck in, and in the rnb the music is actually ok. IMO.
Deathside Posted 1 December 2006 Posted 1 December 2006 But Cock tastes shit and sweet without a quart of rum and a squeeze of lime innit
Deathside Posted 1 December 2006 Posted 1 December 2006 Don't knock it till you've tried it, I say. Good call
Janx Posted 1 December 2006 Posted 1 December 2006 Don't knock tit till you've tried shit, I say. I totally agree
lookwhaticando Posted 1 December 2006 Posted 1 December 2006 I'm not single and I just don't get them. Am I a loser? I don't get them either. just get there and dance ur arse off!! hmmm well thats what i do How do you sit down afterwards? If you didn't score with her then yes you are a loser. Personnally I have always hated most night clubs. Load crap music, over priced beer, bouncers, not being able to have a conversation but most of all because I dance like an ironing board. Loud music - yes. Bouncers - not had a problem with any that I've encountered... well one one night I was a bit dopey and had already had a drink so I must have looked a bit off, and he thought I was pissed. Didn't mind me paying and going in, though. The lack of conversation is quite annoying. I found myself getting lost a couple of times, separated from my group. I think I can top your dancing skills, though... I don't dance like the ironing board, I dance like the fooking iron.
cisono Posted 1 December 2006 Posted 1 December 2006 A few times ago, I went out in Maidstone. Actually, it was my mate's stag do come to think of it. Anyway THREE times in the night, this fit girl came up to me in a zip up PVC nurse's uniform and unzipped it all the way down to stand there in front of me in her bra n knickers! THREE times she did this and THREE times her mates came and pulled her away. It was still a shit night though. Amusingly though, that night I was on the stage dancing with a mate of mine. We were pissed out of our skull. There were a few announcements which we ignored/couldn't hear. Anyway, next thing we knew the JACKS CREW were all on the stage. Apparently in Jumping Jacks they employ losers to just dance on the stage in uniform and sing and stuff. We were supposed to have cleared the stage. Anyway, we stumbled around the stage thinking we looked great, assuming the shouts and screams were those of adulation and not ridicule. About 3 songs in to our 'set' some bouncers came on the stage and removed us. Overreaction I'd say. They took us in to a small, poorly lit room and said they'd been watching us all night, we'd had too much to drink, as usual they said, we were KNOWN TROUBLEMAKERS. I'd never been there before! Just when I thought we were due for a kicking and being thrown out, we were pushed back in to the nightclub. This might be at the root of my dislike for nightclubs because to be fair, I was pretty scared! It does sound rather scary, to be honest!
Rincewind Posted 1 December 2006 Posted 1 December 2006 Anyone remember the place up Narborough Road? (Airmans Rest?) Used to go there a few years ago. Often some girls used to come up to me, dance abit and try to undo my belt whilst dancing close and rubbing themselves against me. It was great at the time but in reality they were just PT's. After a while they'd bugger off to be with their mates or boyfriend. If I had responded to their 'come ons' being a bloke I could have been accused of indecent assult. Nothing ever came of these incidents mainly because I'm an ugly bastard who is rather shy I doubt these girls came up to me because they were fancied a piece of me. On the other hand when TPH had girls unzipping themselves in front of him it seems like a big hint. Life is so unfair sometimes.
Bert Posted 1 December 2006 Posted 1 December 2006 Anyone remember the place up Narborough Road? (Airmans Rest?) Used to go there a few years ago. Often some girls used to come up to me, dance abit and try to undo my belt whilst dancing close and rubbing themselves against me. It was great at the time but in reality they were just PT's. After a while they'd bugger off to be with their mates or boyfriend. If I had responded to their 'come ons' being a bloke I could have been accused of indecent assult. Nothing ever came of these incidents mainly because I'm an ugly bastard who is rather shy I doubt these girls came up to me because they were fancied a piece of me. On the other hand when TPH had girls unzipping themselves in front of him it seems like a big hint. Life is so unfair sometimes. This aint code for a strip club is it??
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