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Were you a good boy?

Were you the class bully?

Ever get detentions etc?

Did you give your teachers a hard time, or something for them to smile about?

im the cheeky one :D

i stop the bullys :cool:

had one detention this year so far :mellow:

and the teachers love me ;)

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im the cheeky one :D

i stop the bullys :cool:

had one detention this year so far :mellow:

and the teachers love me ;)

teachers pet :ph34r:

Posted

im the cheeky one :D

i stop the bullys :cool:

had one detention this year so far :mellow:

and the teachers love me ;)

do you want me to carry your bags sir :whistle:

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I was a good pupil/student. Still, I got two detentions in primary school!

a) For asking a maths question

b) For pointing out that none of the boys were singing, so why were the girls forced to sing?

:angry:

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I remember there was a school football match one evening on the same day we had the school dentist and the sports master had said he couldn't play me cos I wouldn't be fit. I told him I'd play and to keep my shirt for me.

I was only 9 and had never been to a dentist, Four fillings I had, there was no anaesthetic, and the bloke was a sadist. Tears streamed down my face and I was getting madder and madder.

When he'd finished I went back to the sports master grabbed my shirt, went on the field and, although normally known as a team player, I wouldn't pass to anyone.

I just got the ball ran round or through anyone who was about around and smashed the ball in the net. When I'd finished I was still fuming and pissed off with everything and everyone.

Just as I started to run home the sports master called me over and said "there's a game Saturday against Ravenhurst 10.30 start. Okay I gunted and turned to go. "Dentist arrives at nine," he added. "Same again if you could!".

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I remember there was a school football match one evening on the same day we had the school dentist and the sports master had said he couldn't play me cos I wouldn't be fit. I told him I'd play and to keep my shirt for me.

I was only 9 and had never been to a dentist, Four fillings I had, there was no anaesthetic, and the bloke was a sadist. Tears streamed down my face and I was getting madder and madder.

When he'd finished I went back to the sports master grabbed my shirt, went on the field and, although normally known as a team player, I wouldn't pass to anyone.

I just got the ball ran round or through anyone who was about around and smashed the ball in the net. When I'd finished I was still fuming and pissed off with everything and everyone.

Just as I started to run home the sports master called me over and said "there's a game Saturday against Ravenhurst 10.30 start. Okay I gunted and turned to go. "Dentist arrives at nine," he added. "Same again if you could!".

lol

This is a good one. Perhaps that's what I need before my next game :P

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I remember there was a school football match one evening on the same day we had the school dentist and the sports master had said he couldn't play me cos I wouldn't be fit. I told him I'd play and to keep my shirt for me.

I was only 9 and had never been to a dentist, Four fillings I had, there was no anaesthetic, and the bloke was a sadist. Tears streamed down my face and I was getting madder and madder.

When he'd finished I went back to the sports master grabbed my shirt, went on the field and, although normally known as a team player, I wouldn't pass to anyone.

I just got the ball ran round or through anyone who was about around and smashed the ball in the net. When I'd finished I was still fuming and pissed off with everything and everyone.

Just as I started to run home the sports master called me over and said "there's a game Saturday against Ravenhurst 10.30 start. Okay I gunted and turned to go. "Dentist arrives at nine," he added. "Same again if you could!".

lol

What school did you go to? Ravenhurst was quite local to my primary school, Caldecote. ;)

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lol

What school did you go to? Ravenhurst was quite local to my primary school, Caldecote. ;)

Holmfield Avenue. Pete Shilton and I were sixers in the same cub pack near you somewhere - the 60th Leicester's.

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Were you a good boy? mostly

Were you the class bully? never

Ever get detentions etc? Yes. (see below)

Did you give your teachers a hard time, or something for them to smile about? Yes and No (see below)

Mostly an acceptable student to most teachers, I did cause some teachers problems because I didn't like them or they didn't like me... more to follow.

First, I got lunchtime detention once. I was quite young... would have only been maybe 6 or 7 perhaps. Anyways, I got detention for attempting to adhere a classmate to his chair by means of a Pritt Stick.

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My weapon of choice

Rat bastard Patrick grassed me up before classmate could sit on seat, and I got a bollocking for a) messing up a chair and b) wasting valuable pritt stick.

I was made to wash the chair down at lunchtime and apologize to affected parties - the chair, the pritt stick, the teacher and the classmate. lol

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As for giving teachers a hard time... yes, I have done.

My GCSE art teacher was one of those teachers who hates you or loves you... and she makes her mind up on the first day, if she loves you you're set for the next two years. If she hates you, you're in for a miserable two years. Well, I was one of the unlucky ones. She hated me from the word go. Nothing I did would please her. So I gave up, and gave her shit at every opportunity. I told her what I thought of Art class on a weekly basis and told her how worthless a GCSE in art really was. She wasn't best pleased I can tell you.

Mardy cow.

Other teachers saw the nicer side of me. I'd keep my thoughts to myself and wouldn't make trouble. I had a couple of brilliant teachers in my GCSE years - they were good for a laugh (at them or with them) :P

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I was talented... but a fuc king nightmare.

Not sure Lord Nibblington would agree with me on either count... but we'll wait and see (he went to my school).

O'Driscoll loved us. Oh yes.

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Ginnetta’s unaware husband Cliff  who runs the Leicester City Supporters’ Club  would sometimes be at home during their sordid sessions, the pupil said

lol

I wonder who that might be then??? anyone on here ??

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I was talented... but a fuc king nightmare.

Not sure Lord Nibblington would agree with me on either count... but we'll wait and see (he went to my school).

O'Driscoll loved us. Oh yes.

FOD! Good Old FOD. I don't miss him in the slightest.

And yeah, you were a general pain.

I was just talented and lazy. It took me far!

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:eek:

That was pretty much my reaction. Followed by :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :ph34r:

As for me in school, I was quiet, shy and well behaved :smile: Skived off a bit.... (my favourite time being when the whole class just decided to skive this particular teachers lesson, then were all called in front of the Head... dunno what he said though, I skived the telling off as well! :whistle: oh I was so bad :rolleyes: )

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Ginnetta’s unaware husband Cliff  who runs the Leicester City Supporters’ Club  would sometimes be at home during their sordid sessions, the pupil said

lol

I wonder who that might be then??? anyone on here ??

He doesn't post on any forums as far as I know, but he's always giving quotes in the Merc.

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