cisono Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 but a running tap sounds like liquid on porcelain Not if you turn the tap right up to the highest setting
stez Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Not if you turn the tap right up to the highest setting it's gone full circle now (via a quality gag from fezz of) to the sound of a really loud piss
lookwhaticando Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Aim for the area of the bowl not yet submerged. After living in North America for a while, it becomes natural. It's essential that you avoid the water because the water level is so high that splashback isn't just a risk, it's a certainty.
cisono Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Aim for the area of the bowl not yet submerged. After living in North America for a while, it becomes natural. It's essential that you avoid the water because the water level is so high that splashback isn't just a risk, it's a certainty. We wouldn't want that
lookwhaticando Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 We wouldn't want that Damn right we wouldn't How can anyone take me seriously when my almost-white trousers have piss/damn-patches on the front?
cisono Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Damn right we wouldn't How can anyone take me seriously when my almost-white trousers have piss/damn-patches on the front? You could wear a different colour / material?
lookwhaticando Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 You could wear a different colour / material? I'd still have damp splash marks. Solution: don't urinate at all.
Finnegan Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Surely by now we're all old enough to know where the Silent Spot is on the average Gent brand bog?
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Surely by now we're all old enough to know where the Silent Spot is on the average Gent brand bog? Yeah. Hitting it is the issue.
Trumpet Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Getting to the silent spot is the hard part, start from the top and it could be disastrous, start from the bottom and you'll 9 times out of 10 hit the water, thus making a noise.
Libertine Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Has to be the outside for me. Don't know why.
TheLCGs Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Nice topic lads And the bit about some females turning taps on? Not something I do
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Nice topic lads And the bit about some females turning taps on? Not something I do Hey.... how YOU doin'?
Finnegan Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Yeah. Hitting it is the issue. Ah, that's not an issue for all of us. Finnegan Lloyd, Urinary Sniper.
TheLCGs Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Hey.... how YOU doin'? Hi, I AM doing good, yourself?
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Hi, I AM doing good, yourself? Never better.
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 I... errr.... enjoyed your pictures. Shall we dance?
TheLCGs Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 I... errr.... enjoyed your pictures. Shall we dance? What pictures? And why not?
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Your avatar is nice. What shall we dance to? I dance a mean tango.
Finnegan Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 I... errr.... enjoyed your pictures. Shall we dance? Staaaaaaaaaaaaaa-tu-torrrrrrrrry! Sing it! Staaaaaaaaaaa-tu-torrrrrry!
TheLCGs Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Your avatar is nice. What shall we dance to? I dance a mean tango. Ohh, , ty and ermm I only like to drink tango
Finnegan Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 From: Coalville and Whitwick.Supported City Since: We can't count How many thumbs do you have between you? Who's wearing the shellsuit at the moment?
TheLCGs Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 How many thumbs do you have between you? Who's wearing the shellsuit at the moment? What do you mean how many thumbs? You've confused me [Jess]
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