Unit Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 When I (a boy) go for a slash at a regular toilet, do I aim so it hits the water and therefore makes a noise or around the bowl so it's silent but increases the risk of missing? I got a bit self concious the other day at my girlfriends when I went to the bog and her sister (whos room is right next to the toilet) shouted "Could you piss ANY louder?" to which i was very embarrassed. Please help. TA
Master Fox Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Next time just let out a massive fart in reply to her comments about the volume of the pissing splash!
Bert Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Just wait outside the toilet 'yil she has a slash, then say "could you piss any louder"
Head Honcho Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Next time just let out a massive fart in reply to her comments about the volume of the pissing splash! ..............or ask her if she's better at aiming then yourself I just go with the flow
Master Fox Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Just wait outside the toilet 'yil she has a slash, then say "could you piss any louder" Or just walk into her room and start pissing on the floor!
Master Fox Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Or in her mouth Yeah! That will shut her up!
JoeyB Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 or play music on your phone really loud then she cant here you pissing
Maybes Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Or in her mouth Her sister could be like the mere age of 10.
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Tell her you're not pissing, you're ejaculating.
Master Fox Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 or play music on your phone really loud then she cant here you pissing Lame!!!
Master Fox Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 you could do it lady stylee Legs open and squirt? You'll need good projection to be able to get the piss in her mouth !
Bert Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Her sister could be like the mere age of 10. Yes, with vocabulary like this "Could you piss ANY louder?" i'm sure she's ten.
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Her sister could be like the mere age of 10. Well, if she's 10 she really shouldn't be going around giving loud pissers blow jobs.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 You should have walked into her room, still pissing, and said "sorry couldn't hear you properly, was having a really loud piss, what did you say?"
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 You should have walked into her room, still pissing, and said "sorry couldn't hear you properly, was having a really loud piss, what did you say?" And there, my friends, is the first genuinely funny response! Take a bow!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 How far is your head up his arse?? :P So far that he actually said that, not me.
Trumpet Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 When I (a boy) go for a slash at a regular toilet, do I aim so it hits the water and therefore makes a noise or around the bowl so it's silent but increases the risk of missing? I got a bit self concious the other day at my girlfriends when I went to the bog and her sister (whos room is right next to the toilet) shouted "Could you piss ANY louder?" to which i was very embarrassed. Please help. TA haha i always get concious when pissing at a girlfriends <house>, not at the house, like towards the house but in the house toilet... but ive never had a "Could you piss ANY louder?"
Fez of Mahrez Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 haha i always get concious when pissing at a girlfriends... but ive never had a "Could you piss ANY louder?" You should probably try pissing away from their general direction.
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 How far is your head up his arse?? :P So far it stopped smelling bad a bit ago.
cisono Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 When I (a boy) go for a slash at a regular toilet, do I aim so it hits the water and therefore makes a noise or around the bowl so it's silent but increases the risk of missing? I got a bit self concious the other day at my girlfriends when I went to the bog and her sister (whos room is right next to the toilet) shouted "Could you piss ANY louder?" to which i was very embarrassed. Please help. TA Do what some ladies do: turn the tap on so that it is loud enough to cover any other noises...
stez Posted 12 December 2006 Posted 12 December 2006 Do what some ladies do: turn the tap on so that it is loud enough to cover any other noises... but a running tap sounds like liquid on porcelain
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