Nationwider Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Today I forgot to put the bin out. So tomorrow, I will have to drive a load of really rank rubbish to the tip. A great way to start your day-off off. <_< Bearing in mind 90% of that rubbish is my son's nappies, I just can't wait to sit in my car full of poo.... I would fly-tip, but its really not cricket, is it.
Master Fox Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Just chuck it over the fence or dump it in someones eles's garden?
Nationwider Posted 13 December 2006 Author Posted 13 December 2006 Just chuck it over the fence or dump it in someones eles's garden? I like my neighbours! Anyway, its so toxic, it'd probably just jump back over the fence on its own.
Master Fox Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 I like my neighbours! Anyway, its so toxic, it'd probably just jump back over the fence on its own. Just find a skip or a dumpster?
Nationwider Posted 13 December 2006 Author Posted 13 December 2006 Just find a skip or a dumpster? No flats nearby, unfortunately. A skip however, is a good idea. It'll still mean loading up the car with poo though.
coale39 Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 No flats nearby, unfortunately. A skip however, is a good idea. It'll still mean loading up the car with poo though. BURN!!!!
Master Fox Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 No flats nearby, unfortunately. A skip however, is a good idea. It'll still mean loading up the car with poo though. Just leave it out the front or back of the house and let it fester for week then until the bin men come around again? Or get a taxi and pretend that the bags full with poo are your luggage and then get the taxi driver to take to the local dumping area and arrange for the missus to collect you after you have disposed of the goods? Faultless! Or catch the bus?
cisono Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 Just chuck it over the fence or dump it in someones eles's garden? I understand that is a crime these days (although that is obviously not stopping dozens of people from dropping litter into my front garden instead of the bin just one yard away) *** CAMPAIGNING AGAINST FLY TIPPING ***
Alexikokopops Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 We didn't put our rubbish out for about 7 weeks, had a lovely pile growing round the side of our house. It's all about cunningly distributing it in front of all your neighbour's drives so they collect it all. Ace.
The People's Hero Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 We had such a problem with rubbish. We had so much of it in the backyard of our student home. Every week we'd take the walk around the estate and hundreds of other student bins to try to get rid of our rubbish. Thems were't days.
Janx Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 My advice would be to leave it outside and desperately hope that one of those little feckers who go around delving through peoples post in bins to fake their ID come along and get a face full of shoite!!
Daggers Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 My brother used to use a tennis racket to redistribute the garden snails from his vegetable patch...it might work with decomposing food...it would take longer to crawl back than the snails at any length
cisono Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 Today I forgot to put the bin out. So tomorrow, I will have to drive a load of really rank rubbish to the tip. A great way to start your day-off off. <_< Bearing in mind 90% of that rubbish is my son's nappies, I just can't wait to sit in my car full of poo.... I would fly-tip, but its really not cricket, is it. Sorry but this thread stinks (Someone had to say it... )
the_bowman Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 My advice would be to leave it outside and desperately hope that one of those little feckers who go around delving through peoples post in bins to fake their ID come along and get a face full of shoite!! quite a good idea or you could put it behind the back wheel of someones car, and let them re-surface their drive
Janx Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 quite a good idea or you could put it behind the back wheel of someones car, and let them re-surface their drive Im sorry... I only do fulching amazing ideas...I keep knocking the Dragons back Im so ace!
Smudge Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 Sorry but this thread stinks (Someone had to say it... ) No need for talking trash
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