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The Curse of Management Speak

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I dread the day when I say something along the lines of the following:

"Let's touch base this afternoon after i've squared away all the big tick items and given a heads up regarding the new strategic initiative. Then we'll true up the numbers and put this one to bed".

What the fk?

:blink:

Posted

I dread the day when I say something along the lines of the following:

"Let's touch base this afternoon after i've squared away all the big tick items and given a heads up regarding the new strategic initiative. Then we'll true up the numbers and put this one to bed".

What the fk?

:blink:

see you after work yeah?
to normal folks!
Posted

I dread the day when I say something along the lines of the following:

"Let's touch base this afternoon after i've squared away all the big tick items and given a heads up regarding the new strategic initiative. Then we'll true up the numbers and put this one to bed".

What the fk?

:blink:

Do people say this in ordinary speech or just as a joke? :unsure:

(PS: I am so happy I work for myself)

Posted

I often use management speak in front of people just to amuse myself.

It's mostly amusing because they don't know what the hell is going on. They didn't spend the last seven or eight years reading Dilbert comics and the writings of Scott Adams. :ph34r:

Posted

Im currently running simething uo the flagpole as a sort of exit poll, just to see if it gathers any mist on a rolling stone...

up yer clunge! *thats for the scottish management*

Posted

I see the LWICD and CISONO mutual appreciation society is awake!

You can join in and appreciate too if you like :P

(I would really appreciate it if you did)

Posted

I've got to admit, there have been quite a few business lunches/meetings etc where it's been 100% bollocks and I've been none the wiser what anyone is getting at.

Perhaps I'm just crap at my job!

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I've got to admit, there have been quite a few business lunches/meetings etc where it's been 100% bollocks and I've been none the wiser what anyone is getting at.

Perhaps I'm just crap at my job!

perhaps????

Come and work with me oy I ll make you RICH RICH RICH....but without a salary....so POOR first then RICH RICH RICH!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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perhaps????

Come and work with me oy I ll make you RICH RICH RICH....but without a salary....so POOR first then RICH RICH RICH!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No salary? Interesting.

Partnership?

Posted

What colour are my underpants? :ph34r:

brown and yellow.... donthey have DAZ over there...oh and remember to turn to 30 degrees....like thats gonna stop the ice caps arriving up the river soar!

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