James. Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 I dread the day when I say something along the lines of the following: "Let's touch base this afternoon after i've squared away all the big tick items and given a heads up regarding the new strategic initiative. Then we'll true up the numbers and put this one to bed". What the fk?
Daggers Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 Sorry, can't flag it up off the back burner at the moment ~ too busy thinking outside the box.
stez Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 I dread the day when I say something along the lines of the following: "Let's touch base this afternoon after i've squared away all the big tick items and given a heads up regarding the new strategic initiative. Then we'll true up the numbers and put this one to bed". What the fk? see you after work yeah? to normal folks!
cisono Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 I dread the day when I say something along the lines of the following: "Let's touch base this afternoon after i've squared away all the big tick items and given a heads up regarding the new strategic initiative. Then we'll true up the numbers and put this one to bed". What the fk? Do people say this in ordinary speech or just as a joke? (PS: I am so happy I work for myself)
lookwhaticando Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 I often use management speak in front of people just to amuse myself. It's mostly amusing because they don't know what the hell is going on. They didn't spend the last seven or eight years reading Dilbert comics and the writings of Scott Adams.
Janx Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 Im currently running simething uo the flagpole as a sort of exit poll, just to see if it gathers any mist on a rolling stone... up yer clunge! *thats for the scottish management*
cisono Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 I often use management speak in front of people just to amuse myself. It's mostly amusing because they don't know what the hell is going on. They didn't spend the last seven or eight years reading Dilbert comics and the writings of Scott Adams. Dilbert is rather funny, I must admit... This site may also be useful: http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Fake_20management-speak
Janx Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 I see the LWICD and CISONO mutual appreciation society is awake!
cisono Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 I see the LWICD and CISONO mutual appreciation society is awake! You can join in and appreciate too if you like (I would really appreciate it if you did)
lookwhaticando Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 I see the LWICD and CISONO mutual appreciation society is awake! :thumbsup:
The People's Hero Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 I've got to admit, there have been quite a few business lunches/meetings etc where it's been 100% bollocks and I've been none the wiser what anyone is getting at. Perhaps I'm just crap at my job!
Janx Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 Nah I might just look through the bars and poke you both with sticks... like circus freaks
Janx Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 I've got to admit, there have been quite a few business lunches/meetings etc where it's been 100% bollocks and I've been none the wiser what anyone is getting at. Perhaps I'm just crap at my job! perhaps???? Come and work with me oy I ll make you RICH RICH RICH....but without a salary....so POOR first then RICH RICH RICH!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cisono Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 Nah I might just look through the bars and poke you both with sticks... like circus freaks You'll have a hard time with that
The People's Hero Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 perhaps???? Come and work with me oy I ll make you RICH RICH RICH....but without a salary....so POOR first then RICH RICH RICH!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No salary? Interesting. Partnership?
cisono Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 reckon? Very much so! To start with: What country would that happen in? What bars? ...
lookwhaticando Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 Im omnipresent! What colour are my underpants?
Janx Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 What colour are my underpants? brown and yellow.... donthey have DAZ over there...oh and remember to turn to 30 degrees....like thats gonna stop the ice caps arriving up the river soar!
cisono Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 What colour are my underpants? Uh, is he in your underpants then?
lookwhaticando Posted 14 December 2006 Posted 14 December 2006 Uh, is he in your underpants then? Apparently not. Definitely not omnipresent.
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