Daggers Posted 2 January 2007 Posted 2 January 2007 Men take, on average, 9 days a year. Women? According to Drive on 5Live, they take 18. Must be all that multi-tasking they get up to that takes it out of them...bless
lookwhaticando Posted 2 January 2007 Posted 2 January 2007 How many of the nine are alcohol inflicted?
Head Honcho Posted 2 January 2007 Posted 2 January 2007 Men take, on average, 9 days a year. Women? According to Drive on 5Live, they take 18. Must be all that multi-tasking they get up to that takes it out of them...bless Don't get me started on woman at work I'm all for equality but there are some woman out there who really take the biscuit! They put all women who knuckle down and get stuck in to shame.
Webbo Posted 2 January 2007 Posted 2 January 2007 try being self employed, that cures most sicknesses.
Daggers Posted 2 January 2007 Author Posted 2 January 2007 try being self employed, that cures most sicknesses. Does that mean a self-employed women cures twice as many sicknesses than a self-employed bloke?
Deathside Posted 3 January 2007 Posted 3 January 2007 What an inspiring thread - Yesterday at work was turd - I didn't bother to go to work today
stez Posted 3 January 2007 Posted 3 January 2007 everyone, and i mean almost everyone, has the trotts at my place of work. the boss's response: we've got enough toilets.
Cobbo Posted 3 January 2007 Posted 3 January 2007 I can't pull sickies - so I just make myself actually ill. Works wonders for your conscience.
Deathside Posted 4 January 2007 Posted 4 January 2007 What an inspiring thread - Yesterday at work was turd - I didn't bother to go to work today Back at work today
Smudge Posted 4 January 2007 Posted 4 January 2007 I allow three days a year for sickness or personal time off, after that they don't get paid..........sorted!
Daggers Posted 4 January 2007 Author Posted 4 January 2007 I allow three days a year for sickness or personal time off, after that they don't get paid..........sorted! You generous bugger! I'd give time off for death alone, as long as it was accompanied by a note from a doctor. Unpaid leave could be allowed for alien abduction or partial mutilation I guess ~ but then I am a bit of a softy.
Smudge Posted 4 January 2007 Posted 4 January 2007 You generous bugger! I'd give time off for death alone, as long as it was accompanied by a note from a doctor. Unpaid leave could be allowed for alien abduction or partial mutilation I guess ~ but then I am a bit of a softy. I know I'm a saint, It was they way my mother brung me up.............I think it was her army boots that made all the difference.
Leicfox Posted 4 January 2007 Posted 4 January 2007 My wife has been on the sick for the past 2 days, with a migrane. .
Daggers Posted 4 January 2007 Author Posted 4 January 2007 My wife has been on the sick for the past 2 days, with a migrane. . Let's ask everyone to start typing quietly
Guest Posted 4 January 2007 Posted 4 January 2007 Don't get me started on the subject of absence through illness or injury.
Daggers Posted 4 January 2007 Author Posted 4 January 2007 Don't get me started on the subject of absence through illness or injury. I won't...because according to the survey you'll not go back for another 17 days
JoeyB Posted 4 January 2007 Posted 4 January 2007 Don't get me started on the subject of absence through illness or injury. I won't...because according to the survey you'll not go back for another 17 days that was a brill reply lmao
Daggers Posted 4 January 2007 Author Posted 4 January 2007 Indeed, I still haven't finished laughing. It's a gift I have
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