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I can't look at him....all i want to do is grab his head and try to brush his hair.

Tha man is also so not funny.

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2 years ago he was nothing at all and with a fading career he desperately flt the urge to act like a homosexual retard where he will just act like a cock in every situation and can no longer have a normal conversation.

The drugs don't work - that's what he wants you to know anyways.

IDIOT!

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2 years ago he was nothing at all and with a fading career he desperately flt the urge to act like a homosexual retard where he will just act like a cock in every situation and can no longer have a normal conversation.

The drugs don't work - that's what he wants you to know anyways.

IDIOT!

You really don't know what you're on about.

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Russell Brand is quality. I saw him live on Sunday and it was the best stand comedy show I've been too.

Is it the only Stand up comedy show you have been too?

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Errr no.

Why would i say that if it was retard?

You lot probably think Lenny Henry or Dale Winton are funny

I cannot stand RB, he is about as funny as cancer on a small child. I would much prefer to wach Jimmy carr or Ricky Gervais.

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Brand? Lenny Henry and Dale Winton? Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervais?

In a recent survey carried out by Comedy & Laughter Monthly it was discovered that most males between the ages of 14 and Dead would prefer to be circumcised by a tramp using a rusty tin opener and some spit.

Apparently although your Gervais was funny it has become all too evident that he is more one dimensional than a supermodel on a chatshow. The rest of them can just cockoff as far as I'm concerned...

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Brand? Lenny Henry and Dale Winton? Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervais?

In a recent survey carried out by Comedy & Laughter Monthly it was discovered that most males between the ages of 14 and Dead would prefer to be circumcised by a tramp using a rusty tin opener and some spit.

Apparently although your Gervais was funny it has become all too evident that he is more one dimensional than a supermodel on a chatshow. The rest of them can just cockoff as far as I'm concerned...

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So does that mean your stage name is 'Circumcision' ?

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Rather than listen to Russell ~ I'd spend an intimate weekend with Jo Brand while she branded me with a red hot poker and smashed up everything I own with a brand label on.

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I cannot stand RB, he is about as funny as cancer on a small child. I would much prefer to wach Jimmy carr or Ricky Gervais.

lollollollollollollollollollollollollollol

He was brilliant. I know he can be annoying on TV with the catchphrases etc but he's very funny live.

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Rather than listen to Russell ~ I'd spend an intimate weekend with Jo Brand while she branded me with a red hot poker and smashed up everything I own with a brand label on.

I'm not sure i would enjoy having jo brands red hot poker stuffed inside me....

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You really don't know what you're on about.

.................but he does act like a homo retard! Doesn't he? :unsure:

He make's Dale Winton look like Ken Shamrock.

My guess tonight will be that it'll go tits up half-way through and he'll sneak around the back for a quick blunt and come back smashed!

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.................but he does act like a homo retard! Doesn't he? :unsure:

He make's Dale Winton look like Ken Shamrock.

My guess tonight will be that it'll go tits up half-way through and he'll sneak around the back for a quick blunt and come back smashed!

No the complete opposite really.

He doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs anymore.

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No the complete opposite really.

He doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs anymore.

Yeh I suppose the "Laryngitis" that forced him to cancel his Edinburgh festival shows had sod all to do with grade c puff he'd been smoking all week! :unsure::dunno::ph34r:

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I'll give him 7/10 for last night as a presenter but as a comedian he gets 3/10 his comedy timing is awful and for someone who wants nothing more to do with drugs he sure as hell likes to talk about them a lot :unsure:

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