filbertway Posted 29 May 2007 Posted 29 May 2007 <<<Purest form of sickness>>> I'm sorry I should never have even tried, you are far too superior.
filbertway Posted 29 May 2007 Posted 29 May 2007 Disaster - the rope suspending Knighton Matt from Davina MaCall's left mammary broke and he has fallen into her cleavage.Relief efforts are being coordinated by that bloke from the carpet adverts. If you would like to donate to The Rescue Knighton Matt From Davina MaCall's Cleavage Fund then please do so at your nearest bank or online vendor of pornography. **** Breaking News coming through **** Matt is thought to be safe, as a picture has been recieved of fire and smoke coming from Davina's cleavage, it is believed Matt has set up camp there and is waiting for relief efforts to find him. A spokesperson for the The Rescue Knighton Matt From Davina MaCall's Cleavage Fund is said to be pleased to here the news and beleives it to be a good sign, and that if he knows Matt half as well as he thinks he does, he will be enticing the local talent to his campfire for games of pocket sized monopoly and scrabble. The search party will be leaving no stone unturned in their quest to find and retrieve Matt quickly and safely, and bring him back to his rightful owners Holly, Fez and TPH. To get news alerts as soon as we recieve them, text "alerts" to 81199.
lookwhaticando Posted 29 May 2007 Posted 29 May 2007 LWICD I only wish I could grow a moustache like that.
lookwhaticando Posted 29 May 2007 Posted 29 May 2007 A very brief tribute to Davina's Cleavage... I just hope KM doesn't find it too traumatic.
Master Fox Posted 29 May 2007 Posted 29 May 2007 Are they Matts legs i can see? That’s rumoured to be where he was last seen.
filbertway Posted 29 May 2007 Posted 29 May 2007 **** Breaking News coming through ****Matt is thought to be safe, as a picture has been recieved of fire and smoke coming from Davina's cleavage, it is believed Matt has set up camp there and is waiting for relief efforts to find him. A spokesperson for the The Rescue Knighton Matt From Davina MaCall's Cleavage Fund is said to be pleased to here the news and beleives it to be a good sign, and that if he knows Matt half as well as he thinks he does, he will be enticing the local talent to his campfire for games of pocket sized monopoly and scrabble. The search party will be leaving no stone unturned in their quest to find and retrieve Matt quickly and safely, and bring him back to his rightful owners Holly, Fez and TPH. To get news alerts as soon as we recieve them, text "alerts" to 81199. The picture was rubbish anyway
Master Fox Posted 29 May 2007 Posted 29 May 2007 I only wish I could grow a moustache like that. Only real men can grow a moustache
lildave3 Posted 29 May 2007 Posted 29 May 2007 MF Brilliance I'm sure that last one used to teach me maths
lildave3 Posted 29 May 2007 Posted 29 May 2007 In that room? No. Those photo's have suddenly got me thinking about pop 'n' fresh for some reason. I like pop 'n' fresh.
Master Fox Posted 29 May 2007 Posted 29 May 2007 I'm sure that last one used to teach me maths "Come here Lildave3, I can teach you a thing or two"
Daggers Posted 29 May 2007 Author Posted 29 May 2007 Nerys Hughes is a man. His name used to be Keith Apricot and he was a bin man in Ossett.
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