Daggers Posted 4 June 2007 Posted 4 June 2007 Dear Helpdesk? Is talking in a manner where everything that comes out of your mouth sounds like a question, because of the daft way those people make the tone in their voice go up at the end of a sentence, the most annoying thing in the world? I think it is? Best regards? Lemond?
The People's Hero Posted 4 June 2007 Posted 4 June 2007 Helpdesk. This bell that the sign asks me to ring for attention doesn't work. Is this your idea of some sick, sexist, racist joke? Yours in Britishness, TPH [email protected] Ban Everything!
AoWW Posted 4 June 2007 Posted 4 June 2007 Dear Helpdesk Once again I have been blown out in favour of a night on the raz and a pint or four. I'm starting to feel undervalued and insignificant. Perhaps you could have a quiet word with said person and remind him exactly what he's missing during his prolonged absences? Yours dejectedly AOWW [email protected]
lookwhaticando Posted 5 June 2007 Posted 5 June 2007 I'm liking that. Nice wig.Community service? I'd have to be in a very good mood, so it'll never happen. Helpdesk aims to please. Dear Helpdesk?Is talking in a manner where everything that comes out of your mouth sounds like a question, because of the daft way those people make the tone in their voice go up at the end of a sentence, the most annoying thing in the world? I think it is? Best regards? Lemond? No... I firmly believe there are more annoying things? You'll get over it I'm sure? It can be cured with a simple bollocking. Trust me, I've seen it work. I once knew a bloke who always spoke in such a manner? He stopped once we told him he was doing it? Sensational, it was? And that person wasn't me, as I'm sure you've worked out by now? I find that people parking in or in front of my driveway to be infinitely more annoying that someone who says everything as if it was a question. Besides, there's the people who ask questions but manage to come across as if making a statement instead? Don't you agree! Regards of the Kindest sort? Help desk.
lookwhaticando Posted 5 June 2007 Posted 5 June 2007 Helpdesk.This bell that the sign asks me to ring for attention doesn't work. Is this your idea of some sick, sexist, racist joke? Yours in Britishness, TPH [email protected] Ban Everything! Sir James? It's most definitely not racist. On the counts of sick and sexist, then I'm afraid I'm probably guilty of both. I'm inclined to blame that dumb blonde who cut me up at the lights... bloody women drivers. Yours, Help Desk (in hiding). Dear HelpdeskOnce again I have been blown out in favour of a night on the raz and a pint or four. I'm starting to feel undervalued and insignificant. Perhaps you could have a quiet word with said person and remind him exactly what he's missing during his prolonged absences? Yours dejectedly AOWW [email protected] User, I can assure you the Tennants and Caledonian were well worth the rejection and the imminent verbal tirade from your good self. So I'm told. Besides, who doesn't love a good pint at the Scottish local? Additionally, it seems you went offline a mere 5 minutes before your friend returned from his evening drinky winky. Just keep that in mind, that's all he's saying. Yours soberly in the cold light of dull and wet evening mist, Y' old 'elp Desk.
Daggers Posted 5 June 2007 Posted 5 June 2007 Oi Helpdesk! Strikes me that the f-ing world today is getting f-ing ruder. What the f-ing hell are you gonna do about it, eh!? Up yours, L the Hatchet (and if anyone parks their f-ing thread near my f-ing thread I set the f-ing dog on them. F-ing bastuds!)
lookwhaticando Posted 5 June 2007 Posted 5 June 2007 Oi Helpdesk!Strikes me that the f-ing world today is getting f-ing ruder. What the f-ing hell are you gonna do about it, eh!? Up yours, L the Hatchet (and if anyone parks their f-ing thread near my f-ing thread I set the f-ing dog on them. F-ing bastuds!) F-ing user, No, you shove it up your arse! Partridge style You do have a point, mind. All these f-ing posters who poll up in truly awful threads and try to inject logic and sense into them. It's outrageously f-ing rude. In my role as help desk, I shall seek out such trouble makers and moderate them so heavily it makes their eyes f-ing water. F-ingly yours, Help Desk
AoWW Posted 5 June 2007 Posted 5 June 2007 Sir James?It's most definitely not racist. On the counts of sick and sexist, then I'm afraid I'm probably guilty of both. I'm inclined to blame that dumb blonde who cut me up at the lights... bloody women drivers. Yours, Help Desk (in hiding). I'll refrain from swearing at you in french again, particularly as Lemond is so deeply concerned re. the rapidly increasing rudeness of the world in general. However, us dumb, dirty blondes need to show some sisterly support for one another... which begs the question - what were you doing in her f'ing way in the first place? Now sick and sexist I can cope with... but sla*ging off women drivers is going to land you in seriously hot water. In hiding?... I should think so too!
lookwhaticando Posted 5 June 2007 Posted 5 June 2007 I'll refrain from swearing at you in french again, particularly as Lemond is so deeply concerned re. the rapidly increasing rudeness of the world in general. However, us dumb, dirty blondes need to show some sisterly support for one another... which begs the question - what were you doing in her f'ing way in the first place? Now sick and sexist I can cope with... but sla*ging off women drivers is going to land you in seriously hot water. In hiding?... I should think so too! I was driving my Ottawa City fire engine. I had been called out to a large blaze at a chemical works in the south of the City. Her idiocy delayed me a good thirty seconds. When the fire is in such a dangerous facility, the seconds really count. No trouble, though, the Ottawa Carleton Police Department got her plate and she'll be issued a large fine sometime today when they pay her a visit. More than just a help desk and a pretty face, me. Civilly, Help Desk.
AoWW Posted 5 June 2007 Posted 5 June 2007 I was driving my Ottawa City fire engine. I had been called out to a large blaze at a chemical works in the south of the City. Her idiocy delayed me a good thirty seconds. When the fire is in such a dangerous facility, the seconds really count. No trouble, though, the Ottawa Carleton Police Department got her plate and she'll be issued a large fine sometime today when they pay her a visit. More than just a help desk and a pretty face, me. Civilly, Help Desk. Pfft, ideas above your station, me thinks!
lookwhaticando Posted 5 June 2007 Posted 5 June 2007 Pfft, ideas above your station, me thinks! My station pays me very well, because I'm phenomenally efficient. I got a 12.5% pay rise for stellar efficiency and all-round utility factor.
Daggers Posted 5 June 2007 Posted 5 June 2007 I'll refrain from swearing at you in french again, particularly as Lemond is so deeply concerned re. the rapidly increasing rudeness of the world in general. However, us dumb, dirty blondes need to show some sisterly support for one another... which begs the question - what were you doing in her f'ing way in the first place? Now sick and sexist I can cope with... but sla*ging off women drivers is going to land you in seriously hot water. In hiding?... I should think so too! Yea well I think women driver are just a bunc...hang on...did you say blond, dumb AND dirty? You did! Right... I think women drivers are great.
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