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lookwhaticando's - Helpdesk

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Steven

Steven

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Dear Helpdesk.

I have a query.

Can something be done to tone down the excitement I feel. I am having strange feelings and glimmerings of hope and optimism for the future when I read about the players we might sign.

I am used to a sense of despair and hopelessness and such I feel insecure and unsure of my new feelings.

I hope you can help. :unsure:

Thanks

Steven

Key Player

Insecurity Department

[email protected]

Dial: 111-DeeplyInsecure-444-331

lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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Dear Helpdesk.

I have a query.

Can something be done to tone down the excitement I feel. I am having strange feelings and glimmerings of hope and optimism for the future when I read about the players we might sign.

I am used to a sense of despair and hopelessness and such I feel insecure and unsure of my new feelings.

I hope you can help. :unsure:

Thanks

Steven

Key Player

Insecurity Department

[email protected]

Dial: 111-DeeplyInsecure-444-331

User,

Most certainly. This ought to sort you out.

Leicester City on the verge of persuading Teddy Sheringham to spearhead their attack. Joining him will be Titus Bramble in defence and Andy Johnson will make a shock return for the midfield. Kisnorbo is to be sold to fund the wages of this trio of sensational signings. (The Sunday Sport)

Feeling any better? :dunno:

Sir Desk of Helpshire.

lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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Dear Helpdesk,

Can someone sort out joeb?

Fixing his name to something less Fez-based.

That's all.

His original username - Joeb - was taken by a cunning little impersonator.

He'll get bored of his Fez based name before long... what he'll change it to is anyone's guess. ^_^lol

I shall monitor the situation with hawk-eyes. :yesyes:

Guest Fez

Guest Fez

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His original username - Joeb - was taken by a cunning little impersonator.

He'll get bored of his Fez based name before long... what he'll change it to is anyone's guess. ^_^lol

I shall monitor the situation with hawk-eyes. :yesyes:

Okeydokie :thumbup:

Manwell Pablo

Manwell Pablo

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His original username - Joeb - was taken by a cunning little impersonator.

He'll get bored of his Fez based name before long... what he'll change it to is anyone's guess. ^_^lol

I shall monitor the situation with hawk-eyes. :yesyes:

Seems to your losing control.

LWICD OUT!

lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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Seems to your losing control.

LWICD OUT!

I'm a help desk... not a matchmaker... that's where it's all gone wrong. :mellow:

I might have to change the title of this thread to lwicd's whorehouse, and let it run itself with moderate supervision.

I'm really a 19 year old girl from Bolton with an eating disorder, alcohol dependancy and self-respect issues.
Where have you been all my life?

:wub:

Bolton, didn't you read? :ph34r:

Master Fox

Master Fox

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Helpdesk

Someone told me today that Jamie Lee Curtis is in fact a hermaphrodite. I don’t know whether to believe them or not?

Can you confirm whether this is true?

Steven

Steven

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Helpdesk

Someone told me today that Jamie Lee Curtis is in fact a hermaphrodite. I don’t know whether to believe them or not?

Can you confirm whether this is true?

Undetermined. ;):thumbup:

Master Fox

Master Fox

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She's all woman.

Fact. :ph34r:

Been sleeping on the job have we? Shame on LWICD

The fact you shunned your duties leaving me here with this dilemma feeling all insecure causing great anxiety pondering this complex issue, thank god Steven was able rescue us from potential disaster by setting my mind at ease after embarking on a fact finding venture.

I think this emphasises the ‘LWICD Out’ campaign has factual substantiality.

Steven

Steven

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.... thank god Steven was able rescue us from potential disaster by setting my mind at ease after embarking on a fact finding venture.

Happy to help out. ;):thumbup:

lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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Been sleeping on the job have we? Shame on LWICD

The fact you shunned your duties leaving me here with this dilemma feeling all insecure causing great anxiety pondering this complex issue, thank god Steven was able rescue us from potential disaster by setting my mind at ease after embarking on a fact finding venture.

I think this emphasises the ‘LWICD Out’ campaign has factual substantiality.

:mellow:

Au contraire. While Steven was unearthing an article that confirmed that what you heard was a rumour - without proving it's truth or otherwise - I was out "in the field" doing proper "hands on" research on the matter, to be able to confidently answer your question definitively.

In Leicester City terms, if speed is your thing, you should ask Elvis. If it's accuracy you want, look elsewhere. :ph34r:

James.

James.

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Dear Help Desk

I'm mildly concerned about the use of capital letters when writing your name in the subject of this thread.

Can you appease my mild concernedness?

Regards

Le Bleu de James

Reserve Team

Anal Banality Department

0800-ANAL-000

lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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Dear Help Desk

I'm mildly concerned about the use of capital letters when writing your name in the subject of this thread.

Can you appease my mild concernedness?

Regards

Le Bleu de James

Reserve Team

Anal Banality Department

0800-ANAL-000

It concerned me at first, but since nobody else seemed to mind, I let sleeping dogs like under the wrong end of a wooden spoon.

Fear not, however, as the CrAPITALIZATION has ceased. :thumbup:

Dodgily,

Le bureau.

Guest

Guest

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Dear Helpdesk,

Could you please tell me what I want, what I really, really want?

Yours etc etc,

JoeyB

JoeyB

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Dear Helpdesk,

Could you please tell me what I want, what I really, really want?

Yours etc etc,

A Zigga Zig ahh :dunno:

The People's Hero

The People's Hero

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A Zigga Zig ahh :dunno:

Could you change your username?

I keep seeing 'fez' in the 'last poster' section and expecting to see something witty, amusing, cutting and incisive... or at the very least legible?

Could you change your username to Matt or Ultra or one of the other names for which I reserve most derision?

lookwhaticando

lookwhaticando

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Dear Helpdesk,

Could you please tell me what I want, what I really, really want?

Yours etc etc,

You really want to wear a wig to work, and sentence troublesome people to lengthy spells in jail.

You may occasionally feel so moved as to sentence people to community service, but I'm not convinced that's your traditional English Breakfast cup of tea.

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JoeyB

JoeyB

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Could you change your username?

I keep seeing 'fez' in the 'last poster' section and expecting to see something witty, amusing, cutting and incisive... or at the very least legible?

Could you change your username to Matt or Ultra or one of the other names for which I reserve most derision?

Will think of a new one then.

Just for you TPH

JoeyB

JoeyB

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Actually could you do it for me as well as I have been experincing a similar issue.

Many thanks.

And for you aswel Manwell

request has been made ;)

Guest

Guest

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You really want to wear a wig to work, and sentence troublesome people to lengthy spells in jail.

You may occasionally feel so moved as to sentence people to community service, but I'm not convinced that's your traditional English Breakfast cup of tea.

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I'm liking that. Nice wig.

Community service? I'd have to be in a very good mood, so it'll never happen. ;)

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