Wils Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 With a side salad and a plate of gravy. I doubt thats her sort of thing if you ask me.
Bojimha Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 Maybe a romantic walk in the park, pick her some wild flowers and compose a poem proclaiming your love. Failing that £1 lucky dip tucked inside a tacky card. LMFAO!!! That's a good tip that.
AoWW Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 I doubt thats her sort of thing if you ask me. He didn't . Lookydo knows!
Wils Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 He didn't . Lookydo knows! I know you better than you think,love.
The People's Hero Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 S**t, i have forgot to get my girlfriend a birthday present and we're going out tonight. Has anyone got any ideas what i get her thats cheap but makes her think i put some sort of effort into it??? PLEASE You forgot? Priceless! Tell her you bought her some really nice clothes/jewellery/whatever etc off the internet and it hasn't come. Then move house, change your telephone number and start a new life.
The People's Hero Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 Really? I forgot my girl friends Birthday on purpouse once just to piss her off, I didn't get dumped.In fact thats not even the worst thing I've done to her on her Birthday and she still loves me. Treat em mean and all that. My ex once told me she was considering breaking up with me, on my birthday, in a restaurant in front of a lot of my friends. Bitch. Spill the beans Mablo, what have you done?
James. Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 The fact that we are yet to hear from anything from Mr Strokes yet suggests he certainly didn't get away with it. RIP.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 I'm not at risk of redundancy! Hurray! And also, idiots! I should be first on the list! 978 people out of 1,214 and I'm not one of them. :laugh: Doesn't really deserve its own thread.
The People's Hero Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 Turn up covered in bruises. Claim you were mugged on your way to see her and her presents were stolen (as well as all the money you were using to take her out) She won't care about the present etc as she'll be more concerned with your wellbeing. She might even take YOU out. Bish bash bosh. Job's a goodun.
The People's Hero Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 I'm not at risk of redundancy!Hurray! And also, idiots! I should be first on the list! 978 people out of 1,214 and I'm not one of them. :laugh: Doesn't really deserve its own thread. What? I reckon you slipped through the net based on the fact they can't remember who you actually are so assumed you must be hardworking and inoffensive. Or something.
Head Honcho Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 Give her a good seeing to.......... Maximum effort and cheap!
Head Honcho Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 Clearly your a misering bastard and cheap as fook so just make her sumink then bring her sumink back from your hols.
General Smuts Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 Thers nuffink rong wiv sumink mate! Im sorry it was early for me!
Geo V Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 Give her a good seeing to..........Maximum effort and cheap! Thats disgusting mate, There is no room for that kind of chat on ths forum. I personally would have given her a pearl necklace with a matching belly button pearler. I hope it all worked out well for you fella although women have got a amazing ability in sniffing out the effort you put in and get to the truth
AoWW Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 Thats disgusting mate, There is no room for that kind of chat on ths forum.I personally would have given her a pearl necklace with a matching belly button pearler. I hope it all worked out well for you fella although women have got a amazing ability in sniffing out the effort you put in and get to the truth Ew... yuck!
Kent Fox Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 Really? I forgot my girl friends Birthday on purpouse once just to piss her off, I didn't get dumped.In fact thats not even the worst thing I've done to her on her Birthday and she still loves me. Treat em mean and all that. Didn't like the cow anyway.. My ex once told me she was considering breaking up with me, on my birthday, in a restaurant in front of a lot of my friends.Bitch. Spill the beans Mablo, what have you done? Yeah, what is in your sordid past then..? Ew... yuck! Take it you don't like pearls then
BartonFox Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 Why would anyone jizz over a pig, I ask you? :laugh:
AoWW Posted 13 July 2007 Posted 13 July 2007 You do realise that Strokes hasn't been heard from since 'that day'??!!! :laugh:
Blue Bob Posted 13 July 2007 Posted 13 July 2007 You do realise that Strokes hasn't been heard from since 'that day'??!!! :laugh: Can we make sure that this thread is not deleted, it might be needed for evidence. Has anyone registered a missing persons??? Thats being negative, he might have come up with the best present ever and she is trying to show her gratitude by trying to beat John and Yoko's love in
Kent Fox Posted 13 July 2007 Posted 13 July 2007 Can we make sure that this thread is not deleted, it might be needed for evidence. Has anyone registered a missing persons???Thats being negative, he might have come up with the best present ever and she is trying to show her gratitude by trying to beat John and Yoko's love in Not for £20 he didn't Does make you wonder though.. my guess is that he bought something cheap and tacky, she dumped him, he's sulking and blaming the tossers on FT for not finding the 'right' present
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