City Fan Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 If its still in useable condition, advertise it on free-cycle.
Unit Posted 31 July 2007 Author Posted 31 July 2007 Thanks everyone! Going to try the loughboro company first then freecycle then it's the skip
Daggers Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Put a blue shirt on it and sell it to Charlton as a potential captain
Fez of Mahrez Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 I believe the OS would like to do a feature using it due to the fact the word "settee" sounds a bit like "City".
Solihullfox Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 May I suggest that you place it next to the Home benches at The Walkers....it would be where Maybury, Douglas etc. could sit until we find someone to take away the rubbish.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 I have to get rid of my sofa when I move at the end of next month, b*llucks
Ric Flair Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Ring the police and tell them you've killed your mrs on it and disposed of the body. They'll soon come round to remove the evidence.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Ring the police and tell them you've killed your mrs on it and disposed of the body. They'll soon come round to remove the evidence. I actually need to kill a woman who's been stalking me for 2 years, ironically she just text me as I was typing this message. Nutter I tell you, massive boobies though
Fez of Mahrez Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 I actually need to kill a woman who's been stalking me for 2 years, ironically she just text me as I was typing this message. Nutter I tell you, massive boobies though Is she fat?
Blue Bob Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Is she fat? Why are you after cast off seconds in the stalker mode??
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Is she fat? Not really, could lose a few pounds though hence the 'Jug Attack'
Ric Flair Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Is she fat? I've heard she's related to Unit, this adds up.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 I've heard she's related to Unit, this adds up. TBJS courting tips #1 - refuse to go out with any woman with bigger arms than yourself
Blue Bob Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Not really, could lose a few pounds though hence the 'Jug Attack' What dress size, age and hair colour just so we can get the complete picture?
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 What dress size, age and hair colour just so we can get the complete picture? Not sure on dress size, hairs brown and eyes are blue, 19 years old, and no shit she just text me saying she dreamt I jizzed in her ear at alton towers. I shit you not
Fez of Mahrez Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Not sure on dress size, hairs brown and eyes are blue, 19 years old, and no shit she just text me saying she dreamt I jizzed in her ear at alton towers. I shit you not She sounds like the kind of girl you could take home to meet your mum.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 She sounds like the kind of girl you could take home to meet your mum. No woman is worth the petrol costs, I'l only take her to meet mum if she drives. That's courting rule # 2 by TBJS
Blue Bob Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Not sure on dress size, hairs brown and eyes are blue, 19 years old, and no shit she just text me saying she dreamt I jizzed in her ear at alton towers. I shit you not You have done sex education and know which hole to use?
Blue Bob Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 TBJS courting tips #1 - refuse to go out with any woman with bigger arms than yourself Never go out with a woman you cant lift
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 You have done sex education and know which hole to use? Hey, this was in her head, apparently it was dark and we were in the queue for the haunted house, she was on her knees and the rest is history!!
Blue Bob Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Hey, this was in her head, apparently it was dark and we were in the queue for the haunted house, she was on her knees and the rest is history!! Good job you were only in the queue, could have been bad news if you were on the ride and something suddenly scared her. Now that would be a scary dream!!!
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Good job you were only in the queue, could have been bad news if you were on the ride and something suddenly scared her. Now that would be a scary dream!!! Let's draw a line under this? We need to draw a line with a pointed stick. Bob, fetch me a pointed stick immediately!!
Blue Bob Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Let's draw a line under this?We need to draw a line with a pointed stick. Bob, fetch me a pointed stick immediately!! I get the message. mop the sweat from your brow, I promise to drop it. well for a couple of hours at least
filbertway Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Any thread with females in or that mentions females, Blue bob and apexgeo always make an appearance
Blue Bob Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 Any thread with females in or that mentions females, Blue bob and apexgeo always make an appearance Thats a bit harsh. I have managed to hold back on many occassions - thank you
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