Raj Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 I am lactose intolerant - the buggers come out at such a speed due to the build-up of gas that they are barely recognisable upon impact.I ought to cut out milk but I am addicted to muesli. Rice milk.It's got none of the lactose, but doesn't taste of ass juice like soya milk. OR Goats Milk
Wycombe Fox Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 Isn't it spooky how this thread is currently listed directly beneath another one titled 'Dumped'?
Daggers Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 OR Goats Milk Nothing 'of a goat' will ever pass my lips...
Raj Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 Nothing 'of a goat' will ever pass my lips... Must admit i tried Goats milk and goats cheese and i did nearly puke up...its horrid!
Kent Fox Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 Goat's Cheese is lovely, especially baked And I was told by my nurse of a wife thought that a 5 or a 6 were the best / most healthy ones to pass?? As long as they float! Shows a healthy diet, apparently. Not that I talk shit much.
Raj Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 Due to my fibre rich vegetarian diet i can do types 1-7 ALL AT ONCE sometimes!
Phube Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 On a serious note; the Bristol scale is used by Doctors/Nurses to keep an eye on patient's bowel movements. this is very important as it can tell you a lot about how the patient is!
Raj Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 On a serious note; the Bristol scale is used by Doctors/Nurses to keep an eye on patient's bowel movements. this is very important as it can tell you a lot about how the patient is! No shit??? sorry
Kent Fox Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 On a serious note; the Bristol scale is used by Doctors/Nurses to keep an eye on patient's bowel movements. this is very important as it can tell you a lot about how the patient is! Type 1 and 2: Red faced patient, heard grunting. Type 3 and 4: Redder faced patient, sweating and grunting. Type 5 and 6: Happy patient. Smiling and not in for long. Type 7: In and out very quickly. Probably followed by a trail of loo paper tucked into his/her pants. That's how they do it!
the_bowman Posted 3 September 2007 Author Posted 3 September 2007 No shit!Mines a 4 biggrin.gif This should have been a poll, it would be like choosing the next manager thumbsup.gif There, I've added a poll for everyone
Wilkesy Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 This thread is funny Yes it is, seeing as ive just got back from the toilet and noticed this thread
Floating Fox Posted 3 September 2007 Posted 3 September 2007 Has anyone tried those Mars Planets yet? I nearly fell for that as well
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