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British stool scale

What was YOUR last british stool scale?  

9 members have voted

  1. 1. In responce to davieG's comment

    • 1 (hard to pass)
      0
    • 2 (sausage shaped but lumpy)
      1
    • 3 (like sausage but with cracks)
      5
    • 4 (smooth and soft)
      1
    • 5 (soft blobs)
      2
    • 6 (fluffy pieces)
      0
    • 7 (watery, entirely liquid)
      0


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Posted
I am lactose intolerant - the buggers come out at such a speed due to the build-up of gas that they are barely recognisable upon impact.

I ought to cut out milk but I am addicted to muesli.

Rice milk.

It's got none of the lactose, but doesn't taste of ass juice like soya milk.

OR Goats Milk :thumbup:

Posted
Nothing 'of a goat' will ever pass my lips... :sick:

SatanGoat.jpg

Must admit i tried Goats milk and goats cheese and i did nearly puke up...its horrid! :cry:

Posted

Goat's Cheese is lovely, especially baked ;)

And I was told by my nurse of a wife thought that a 5 or a 6 were the best / most healthy ones to pass??

As long as they float!

Shows a healthy diet, apparently. Not that I talk shit much. :ph34r:

Posted

On a serious note; the Bristol scale is used by Doctors/Nurses to keep an eye on patient's bowel movements. this is very important as it can tell you a lot about how the patient is!

Posted
On a serious note; the Bristol scale is used by Doctors/Nurses to keep an eye on patient's bowel movements. this is very important as it can tell you a lot about how the patient is!

No shit???

sorry :|

Posted
On a serious note; the Bristol scale is used by Doctors/Nurses to keep an eye on patient's bowel movements. this is very important as it can tell you a lot about how the patient is!

Type 1 and 2: Red faced patient, heard grunting.

Type 3 and 4: Redder faced patient, sweating and grunting.

Type 5 and 6: Happy patient. Smiling and not in for long.

Type 7: In and out very quickly. Probably followed by a trail of loo paper tucked into his/her pants.

That's how they do it!

Posted
No shit!

Mines a 4 biggrin.gif This should have been a poll, it would be like choosing the next manager thumbsup.gif

There, I've added a poll for everyone :thumbup:

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