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British stool scale

What was YOUR last british stool scale?  

9 members have voted

  1. 1. In responce to davieG's comment

    • 1 (hard to pass)
      0
    • 2 (sausage shaped but lumpy)
      1
    • 3 (like sausage but with cracks)
      5
    • 4 (smooth and soft)
      1
    • 5 (soft blobs)
      2
    • 6 (fluffy pieces)
      0
    • 7 (watery, entirely liquid)
      0


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I am lactose intolerant - the buggers come out at such a speed due to the build-up of gas that they are barely recognisable upon impact.

I ought to cut out milk but I am addicted to muesli.

Posted
I am lactose intolerant - the buggers come out at such a speed due to the build-up of gas that they are barely recognisable upon impact.

I ought to cut out milk but I am addicted to muesli.

ooh, i think we should talk....

Posted
I am lactose intolerant - the buggers come out at such a speed due to the build-up of gas that they are barely recognisable upon impact.

I ought to cut out milk but I am addicted to muesli.

Try OJ on it. ;):thumbup:

Posted
I am lactose intolerant - the buggers come out at such a speed due to the build-up of gas that they are barely recognisable upon impact.

I ought to cut out milk but I am addicted to muesli.

Rice milk.

It's got none of the lactose, but doesn't taste of ass juice like soya milk.

Posted
Rice milk.

It's got none of the lactose, but doesn't taste of ass juice like soya milk.

Good call. ;):thumbup:

Posted

No shit!

Mines a 4 :D This should have been a poll, it would be like choosing the next manager :thumbup:

Posted
No shit!

Mines a 4 :D This should have been a poll, it would be like choosing the next manager :thumbup:

Ah, the good old number 4. Pleasant, but not as satisfying as a 3. :thumbup:

Posted
Ah, the good old number 4. Pleasant, but not as satisfying as a 3. :thumbup:

Satisfying but requires more paper to clean up the debris.

Posted
Satisfying but requires more paper to clean up the debris.

Anything worth doing requires sacrifice.

Posted
Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation; types 3 and 4 are usually the most comfortable to pass, types 5-6 tend to be associated with urgency, while type 7 is diarrhea.
Posted

Aah an expert, perhaps you've done a thesis on the subject for your Arts & Craft Degree.

Guest seanfox778
Posted
Has anyone tried those Mars Planets yet?

Yes, i wasn't impressed

Posted
Has anyone tried those Mars Planets yet?

Can't afford them, have you seen the price - astronomical!!!

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