Fez's Rubbish New Striker Sweepstake

[dandannieldanok]

I hope its not Easter, over-rated IMO, one goal against Chelsea and suddenly he's god. I suppose someone will now throw up stats of him scoring 30 goals a season now I've said that.

Could be Rasiak?

[morris1234]

I do.

Hence why I put him as my guess on the first page.

my bad!!

[OriginalRobboFOX]

my bad!!

Steady Freddy Eastwood

[breadandcheese]

My outside bet is Leon Best.

Coventry are in the financial sh*t have missed a payment for him, leading to a transfer embargo. They're desperate for money, we're desperate for another striker. Maybe a loan with view to permanent transfer in January? Possibly with Dowie thrown in and Megson going to Bolton for good measure?

Leon Best, my outside bet in the sweepstake.

[Ric Flair]

Marco Rigters from Blackburn is now my choice.

[Finnegan]

Fez's Rubbish New Striker Sweepstake

Sods - Robert Earnshaw

<_<

[OriginalRobboFOX]

Marco Rigters from Blackburn is now my choice.

Fez - Collins John

Ched - Bendter

NSLL - Nathan Tyson

dandannieldanok - Andy Cole

JACKel Arteta - Steve Howard

Teblin - Ade Akinbyi

TPH - Shefki Kuqi

LCFC1991 - Darryl Murphy

Lester LXXIV - Collins John too (coz it's obvious)

morris1234 - shola ameobi

Phlashman - Baby Jesus or Batman

Sods - Robert Earnshaw

Ric Flair - Marco Rigters

OriginalRobboFOX - Freddy Eastwood (bust up with Mick Mac)

[Lester LXXIV]

I win....

[Fez of Mahrez]

Victory is mine.

Now that's how to win a sweepstake.

(Lester XIXIICXIIIV can fork off too )

[The People's Hero]

Victory is mine.

Now that's how to win a sweepstake.

(Lester XIXIICXIIIV can fork off too )

This thread has been on topic for too long.

Ham and cheese sandwich with extremely thick cut cheese (we only have table knives to cut the hardest cheddar in the world - Claire hasn't mastered it yet) on white bread, with lashings of dutch mayo (it's creamier you know) and a healthy grinding of black pepper.

[Lester LXXIV]

Victory is mine.

Now that's how to win a sweepstake.

(Lester XIXIICXIIIV can fork off too )

So what year does that mean I was born??

LXXIV = 74 It took me ages to work that out!!

[Fez of Mahrez]

By the way, the sweepstake was rubbish, not the striker.

So chill yer bones Finners!

WE'VE GOT COLLINS JOHN, COLLINS JOHN, WE'VE GOT COLLINS JOHN!

[The People's Hero]

He'll add some much added artistry to either the middle of the park or the left flank.

Scottish too - so should have a bit of grit about him.

Was sure he'd retired, but just shows, you never know, do you?

Now to find a striker.

Bollocks - just found the below on wikipedia - and I was looking forwards to his next cr ap book, too.

Collins John is not to be confused with John Collins,Or Joan Collins

[Lester LXXIV]

He'll add some much added artistry to either the middle of the park or the left flank.

Scottish too - so should have a bit of grit about him.

Was sure he'd retired, but just shows, you never know, do you?

Now to find a striker.

Bollocks - just found the below on wikipedia - and I was looking forwards to his next cr ap book, too.

Collins John is not to be confused with John Collins,Or Joan Collins

Have we been here before TPH D????

[The People's Hero]

Have we been here before TPH D????

I have three themes.

1) Sandwich Fillings.

2) Collins John/John Collins/Collins Mbesuma/Collins English Dictionary/Joan Collins/Joan Rivers/Mark Rivers/Crewe Alexandra/Crew Cut/The Navy/YMCA/West London Nancy Boys/Fulham/Collins John.

3) Ex Leicester players.

So we've probably been here before several thousand times.

You've got to admit though, it's still fresh, funny, original and hilarious.

[morris1234]

I have three themes.

1) Sandwich Fillings.

2) Collins John/John Collins/Collins Mbesuma/Collins English Dictionary/Joan Collins/Joan Rivers/Mark Rivers/Crewe Alexandra/Crew Cut/The Navy/YMCA/West London Nancy Boys/Fulham/Collins John.

3) Ex Leicester players.

So we've probably been here before several thousand times.

You've got to admit though, it's still fresh, funny, original and hilarious.

true genius!

[Finnegan]

My bones are chilled. I'm quite excited about this.

[Ultra]

By the way, the sweepstake was rubbish, not the striker.

If only that had been true...

[ASH17LCFC]

, it was Elvis really just been given collins john name. Glad you thought he was crap, thought i was the only one.

Fuller would be a better option.

[Ultra]

Fuller wouldn't come though, even if Stoke let him go.

There'd be a lot better options for him in this league.

[ASH17LCFC]

Fuller wouldn't come though, even if Stoke let him go.

There'd be a lot better options for him in this league.

Yeah but look at Billy Sharpe and Freddy Eastwood can't even get a game. We could do with someone like that but first we need the midfield sorted then we can move on to the attackers.

[Fez of Mahrez]

If only that had been true...

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

See how f**king annoying it is.

[The People's Hero]

Ultra is a cu nt.

Moderators/Admin: Please only moderate this if you disagree with the above statement.

[ASH17LCFC]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

See how f**king annoying it is.

He was cack last night though ...

[Fez of Mahrez]

He was cack last night though ...

I disagree. I thought he was alright. Relatively speaking, better than DJ or Cort at least. Totally unfit though and thrown in through a mix of desperation and injury. No support whatsoever from midfield or Fryatt. Yeah, let's write him off as shit based on that.