General Smuts Posted 3 January 2008 Author Posted 3 January 2008 Im getting really antsy cos ive not played for 2 or 3 weeks I can feel my fitness dropping by the minute.
General Smuts Posted 7 January 2008 Author Posted 7 January 2008 Played tonight with 4 players, 1 of whom never plays as hes shocking, as everyones still at home yet to return to uni. Didnt have a goalkeeper at all so i took the captains decision to stick our worst player in goal. Managed to grab a member of another team to play for us for the 2nd half but we were 9-1 down by then. Game ended 10-2 with me scoring both for us and highlighted out complete lack of fitness. Despite the shocking scoreline we held our own for most of the match and even when they were so many goals up the other team moaned about everything and were kicking us off the park. I have a particularly lovely bruise on my thigh in the shape of one brutes shoe. But i cant fault my team as they did themselves proud. I was also quietly happy with my own performance throwing myself all over the shop and getting booted for it, i took both goals very well aswell beating a player each time and slotting both past the keeper with chocolate foot both times, carbon copies they were. Obviously the other team were good and we held our own i feel. Shame the scoreline dont reflect that. Enjoyed the fight nonetheless. Next games are wednesday should be interesting, hopefully ill have some players back by then.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 10 January 2008 Posted 10 January 2008 We won 3-2 last night in an extremely bad-tempered match. We need a win in our last game of the season next week to have a chance of promotion. If we win, the team above us need to win as well else we go up. Nice to actually play in a match that means something for a change after two years of being points adrift all year.
Manwell Pablo Posted 10 January 2008 Posted 10 January 2008 We won 3-2 last night in an extremely bad-tempered match.We need a win in our last game of the season next week to have a chance of promotion. If we win, the team above us need to win as well else we go up. Nice to actually play in a match that means something for a change after two years of being points adrift all year. we have the "cup" next week. Which I didn't even know existed but fair enough, and we have another season starting at the end of this month, which I knew nothing about I didn't think we started again till March. ah well, we'd better get promoted.
Manwell Pablo Posted 16 January 2008 Posted 16 January 2008 I want me some 5 a side league action. Your probabley good enough to play for my team but you'd get knocked about like nobodys business in our league. We've just signed one of Burton Albions reserves the standerd in our league is getting ridiculous. Cup tonight, yay. DoubleXL the rivals in the first round, could be interesting.
Manwell Pablo Posted 16 January 2008 Posted 16 January 2008 Big game tonight. Can you go up? Do you want to borrow the proffesional footballer we've just signed on
Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 January 2008 Posted 16 January 2008 Can you go up?Do you want to borrow the proffesional footballer we've just signed on Yeah if we win then the team above us (kicking off an hour and a half after us) need to win. Otherwise we are promoted. Basically they are two points above us but we have a much better goal difference.
lildave3 Posted 16 January 2008 Posted 16 January 2008 Your probabley good enough to play for my team but you'd get knocked about like nobodys business in our league.We've just signed one of Burton Albions reserves the standerd in our league is getting ridiculous. Cup tonight, yay. DoubleXL the rivals in the first round, could be interesting. , Doesn't bother me, i'm used to it Meanwhile, 5 a side last night in the shitting down rain. Excellent.
General Smuts Posted 16 January 2008 Author Posted 16 January 2008 Played twice as usual today and we did very well in both. Won the first one after a captains team talk from me that generally consisted of stop being shit and score some frigging goals. The other team were poor and only had 1 good player who unfortuantely turned out to be a striker, who destroyed our shit defense. Didn't score in the first game as i was in goal for the second half getting more and more annoyed until i went for the old route 1 option sticking our big player up top and telling him i was gonna twat it up to him and he should get the rebounds off the back wall. We promptly scored twice and i got 2 assists. Second game was great fun, we played half hour each way as none of the other teams turned up so we played our (friendly) rivals who are a bunch of our mates including housemates of my team. Was hilarious as we are the much weaker team and dominated them first half. Were it not for our keeper doing them justice (he was in goal for them) stopping me scoring most of the second half till i got a suspect penalty. Slotted that and then went on to score 4 more. Would have had another but i let our centre back make up for the 2 own goals he scored by first giving him a penalty (i normally take the teams pens) and then leaving him to slot home from an open goal which i could have put in myself. Lost 10-7 in the end but was great fun. Overall best week we've had for a long time thoughrougly enjoyed it. 3 more games until the big one next weekend.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 January 2008 Posted 16 January 2008 We won 2-1. Hit the post SEVEN ****ing times!!! Then they went up the other end and hit the post, we all breathed a sigh of relief when it rebounded to safety. Waiting to hear about the other team's result now.
General Smuts Posted 16 January 2008 Author Posted 16 January 2008 We won 2-1. Hit the post SEVEN ****ing times!!! Then they went up the other end and hit the post, we all breathed a sigh of relief when it rebounded to safety. Waiting to hear about the other team's result now. My post/bar hitting tally has gone through the roof this year. Im up to 25 so far.
Manwell Pablo Posted 17 January 2008 Posted 17 January 2008 They won 3-1. C**ts. We stay down. haha we won 2-0 against the team that finshed fourth in our div. The Burton reserves lad is pretty handy (his bird is forking awesome as well) . Division one next season will be very funny me thinks. Quarters next week, unsure who we've got, it's either the absloutley amazing team or one that got promoted from div one who we know quite well. Possible both actually as if we win we might have to play two games. Two games, in one evening, not right.
General Smuts Posted 17 January 2008 Author Posted 17 January 2008 haha we won 2-0 against the team that finshed fourth in our div. The Burton reserves lad is pretty handy (his bird is forking awesome as well) . Division one next season will be very funny me thinks.Quarters next week, unsure who we've got, it's either the absloutley amazing team or one that got promoted from div one who we know quite well. Possible both actually as if we win we might have to play two games. Two games, in one evening, not right. Diddums i play 2 every weds, three on many occasions.
lildave3 Posted 17 January 2008 Posted 17 January 2008 Diddums i play 2 every weds, three on many occasions. Congratulations, oh Mighty one. Out of curiousity, how long are each of these 3 matches?
General Smuts Posted 18 January 2008 Author Posted 18 January 2008 Congratulations, oh Mighty one.Out of curiousity, how long are each of these 3 matches? 20 minutes each way. With the amount of time it takes for the board to rotate as an interval. You old enough to have heard of Bullseye? Or was that wasted a bit? Was that even what the Bowen said? Find out next time on 'What The Fook Is LFF On About?'
Fez of Mahrez Posted 20 January 2008 Posted 20 January 2008 Bosh! And Fezuardo da Silva registers for Not In Her Forest FC with a beautiful sidefoot finish reminiscent of the Crozilian Arsenal striker - even notching up an impressive stint in goal.
Tevez Posted 20 January 2008 Posted 20 January 2008 Top of the league after one game, got a poor team but without our top striker. Hope we win.
General Smuts Posted 21 January 2008 Author Posted 21 January 2008 NOTE TO SELF: Always eat before playing football. I didn't today and nearly passed out on the pitch, had to keep coming off after quick 5/10 minute bursts. Nightmare. I've never felt so drained after a game in my life. Did okay considering but nowhere near my best, managed a screamer but i only hit it cos i were too knackered to run, bit of a fluke really. Lost 6-3 in the end. But mondays as always are merely training for us so we wont wory too much, in fact i dont think weve won a game all season on a monday. Wednesdays are where its at.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 New season starts tonight. 7.10pm Deportivo Lack Ability v The Legend of Billy Form Guide Division 2 Deportivo P 14 W 8 D 1 L 5 F 45 A 41 Pts 25 Division 1 Legend of Billy P 14 W 0 D 0 L 14 F 10 A 77 Pts 0
Manwell Pablo Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 New season starts tonight.7.10pm Deportivo Lack Ability v The Legend of Billy Form Guide Division 2 Deportivo P 14 W 8 D 1 L 5 F 45 A 41 Pts 25 Division 1 Legend of Billy P 14 W 0 D 0 L 14 F 10 A 77 Pts 0 Quarters of the cup tonight against the amazing regional champions team. To make matters worse our new star Burton Albion reserves player, is suprisingly busy, playing for Burton Albion reserves. (Bollocks)
General Smuts Posted 23 January 2008 Author Posted 23 January 2008 Played thrice in a row again today. First game we won 3-2 (i let in 2) set up all 3 but didnt really even trouble the keeper so werent too happy with my game. 2nd game i played in goal for the entirety let in another 2 but it werent my team so i werent to fussed. My mates won 4-2 though in a good game so all were good. 3rd game was brilliant, really competetive and enjoyable to play in, one of those borderline violent games. Ended 4-3 and i set up 2 scored 1, which im told was the goal of the season. I just twonked it and then got flattened by some brute. Ill claim i meant it though. Good times all round. 3 wins in 3.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 We lost 3-1 tonight, dreadful performance by our star players in pretty bad conditions (far too windy). Should have beaten them comfortably. My best performance for a couple of years though - fitness is really improving - and I nearly managed to knock one of their players out after he foolishly got in the way of a corner spanked at the speed of light. The other team lost all 14 games they played in a higher division last season so it was pretty embarrassing to lose. We'll come back fighting next week though.
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