Manwell Pablo Posted 7 February 2008 Posted 7 February 2008 You are far to witty for someone your size.
lildave3 Posted 7 February 2008 Posted 7 February 2008 You are far to witty for someone your size. It makes up for everything I lack.
General Smuts Posted 7 February 2008 Author Posted 7 February 2008 I let in 4, and only scored 2, to end the game 4-2.Week after week I come on here and wonder, does this bloke actually play 5 a side either A) by himself or B) with an army of LFF clones. I would apperciate an answer. Thankfully the rubbish team couldn't get a team, we won 5-0 and got to have a few drinks with the England match, result, I'm thinking I could get used to this division. Our goalkeeper got a job so we now take it in turns to keep goal. Which means i play all over the park only giving the impression that i have a clone army, i generally play football with at least 4 other dudes. And as you can see from the score the keeper in the second half was far better than i was as he kept a clean sheet. That makes me not unlike you at 11 a side in that respect
Manwell Pablo Posted 13 February 2008 Posted 13 February 2008 Magners tonight, Who I think Sly might play for.
General Smuts Posted 13 February 2008 Author Posted 13 February 2008 Last day of the current season, my mates team won the premier, and the smarmy gets have been rubbing it in as we took an early lead only for our keeper, and star player, to get a job and see us slump to 4th. 2 wins in 2 today, 6-2 and 4-2 with me having a hand in all 10 goals we scored. First game i scored 5 and should have scored more but for thier on form keeper. I set up the 6th. 2nd game i scored 2 and set up the other 2. Good day all round.
lildave3 Posted 13 February 2008 Posted 13 February 2008 Last day of the current season, my mates team won the premier, and the smarmy gets have been rubbing it in as we took an early lead only for our keeper, and star player, to get a job and see us slump to 4th.2 wins in 2 today, 6-2 and 4-2 with me having a hand in all 10 goals we scored. First game i scored 5 and should have scored more but for thier on form keeper. I set up the 6th. 2nd game i scored 2 and set up the other 2. Good day all round. What league do you play in, I can't be arsed to look back.
General Smuts Posted 13 February 2008 Author Posted 13 February 2008 What league do you play in, I can't be arsed to look back. Hertfordshire students league. Just found out that due to results going our way when i thought we'd come fourth we actually ended up second! So we get presented with a shiny trophy next week! Cashback!
lildave3 Posted 13 February 2008 Posted 13 February 2008 Hertfordshire students league.Just found out that due to results going our way when i thought we'd come fourth we actually ended up second! So we get presented with a shiny trophy next week! Cashback! Ahhh yes. Forgot you were there.
Manwell Pablo Posted 14 February 2008 Posted 14 February 2008 Won 2-1, no sign of Sly though, dissapointing. Would of been 2-0 if not for Mr Dennis and a bizare throw out.
lildave3 Posted 14 February 2008 Posted 14 February 2008 Won 2-1, no sign of Sly though, dissapointing. Would of been 2-0 if not for Mr Dennis and a bizare throw out. He didn't mention that in his report this morning :laugh:
Manwell Pablo Posted 14 February 2008 Posted 14 February 2008 He didn't mention that in his report this morning :laugh: I bet he didn't. He did make up for it with one absloutley sublime save though.
General Smuts Posted 19 February 2008 Author Posted 19 February 2008 Forgot to say i played on monday night to disatrous results. I were bleeding from both ankles all the way through after i took the missus ice skating for valentines and cut the shit outta both ankles. Every touch hurt like a bastard. Managed to set 2 up but we let in 12 and had a team breakdown. Was the worst game ive played in.
Manwell Pablo Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 Forgot to say i played on monday night to disatrous results. I were bleeding from both ankles all the way through after i took the missus ice skating for valentines and cut the shit outta both ankles. Every touch hurt like a bastard.Managed to set 2 up but we let in 12 and had a team breakdown. Was the worst game ive played in. Ah, even worse than the Foxestalk game. Fantastic. Were on at 7pm tonight thats all I know, they'll probabley be shit whoever they are. EDIT: Prawns, now apparently they are shit, and we have a full squad. Should be a cricket score.
General Smuts Posted 20 February 2008 Author Posted 20 February 2008 Ah, even worse than the Foxestalk game. Fantastic.Were on at 7pm tonight thats all I know, they'll probabley be shit whoever they are. EDIT: Prawns, now apparently they are shit, and we have a full squad. Should be a cricket score. Im playing in an hour and a half. I have my first team squad back for this season (first game today). Alongside the KKK KoneKtion - 2 Karl's and a Khalid. In our first season together we scored 50 goals between us. The Khalid broke his ankle and the other Karl joined the 3rd team. But now Kal's recovered and Karl got kicked off the team. Yay for us. WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE!
Manwell Pablo Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 Im playing in an hour and a half.I have my first team squad back for this season (first game today). Alongside the KKK KoneKtion - 2 Karl's and a Khalid. In our first season together we scored 50 goals between us. The Khalid broke his ankle and the other Karl joined the 3rd team. But now Kal's recovered and Karl got kicked off the team. Yay for us. WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE! I played for the Uni 3rd team unce upon a time (countless fags and pints later you see the staggering mess that was on the Pitch last month)
General Smuts Posted 20 February 2008 Author Posted 20 February 2008 I never tried out i assumed i was too unfit. Just got back from my 2 games. Knackered. Won the first game which was very very bad tempered, so much so that little old level headed me was inches from smacking someone. I changed my mind when i saw how massive he was Had a word with the referee and the organisers and spat my dummy out, got the fella in question banned the ref got a bollocking for not doing owt and the organisers knocked 5 quid of the price. Sparkling. 7-6 it ended with the KKK KoneKtion scoring 6 of them (3 from me, 2 from Karl and 1 from Kal). Had we had a keeper it would have been a rout. Second game was a proper friendly rivalry grudge match kinda game which was brilliant to play in. We played the team that we overtook in the last game of the season (last week) so that we came 2nd and got promoted (well we would have if we were allowed 2 teams in the same league) and a shiny trophy. We drew 2-2 and i scored 1 from the penalty spot. Now i shall have a lie down i think.
Manwell Pablo Posted 21 February 2008 Posted 21 February 2008 I never tried out i assumed i was too unfit.Just got back from my 2 games. Knackered. Won the first game which was very very bad tempered, so much so that little old level headed me was inches from smacking someone. I changed my mind when i saw how massive he was Had a word with the referee and the organisers and spat my dummy out, got the fella in question banned the ref got a bollocking for not doing owt and the organisers knocked 5 quid of the price. Sparkling. 7-6 it ended with the KKK KoneKtion scoring 6 of them (3 from me, 2 from Karl and 1 from Kal). Had we had a keeper it would have been a rout. Second game was a proper friendly rivalry grudge match kinda game which was brilliant to play in. We played the team that we overtook in the last game of the season (last week) so that we came 2nd and got promoted (well we would have if we were allowed 2 teams in the same league) and a shiny trophy. We drew 2-2 and i scored 1 from the penalty spot. Now i shall have a lie down i think. Won 7-0. They were utter garbage. Sad thing is they aint even the worst team in the league.
General Smuts Posted 25 February 2008 Author Posted 25 February 2008 Biggest game of the season tommorow. *Pats Head*
Manwell Pablo Posted 25 February 2008 Posted 25 February 2008 http://www.nwleics.gov.uk/soccer%5Ffives/D...cle.asp?ID=1781 Check this shit out, we're on the web!
General Smuts Posted 25 February 2008 Author Posted 25 February 2008 http://www.nwleics.gov.uk/soccer%5Ffives/D...cle.asp?ID=1781Check this shit out, we're on the web! Us too. Hatfield Students League Linkage
Bert Posted 26 February 2008 Posted 26 February 2008 Love how no-one is bothered about S Wilkes team.
Manwell Pablo Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 Top of the table clash at 8pm. Against a side we beat 12-1 on aggregate last season this division is a joke.
Manwell Pablo Posted 27 February 2008 Posted 27 February 2008 Top of the table clash at 8pm. Against a side we beat 12-1 on aggregate last season this division is a joke. Won 2-1. Should of been 5-1. Goalkeeper made one of the best saves I've ever seen on a 5 a side pitch.
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