lookwhaticando Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 'Fake penis' sex attacker jailed A sex attacker who hid a carrot in his trousers and pretended it was his erect penis has been jailed for 18 months. Driving instructor Stephen Cooney, 51, groped three female learner drivers in a series of attacks on Teesside dating back to 2002. A jury at Teesside Crown Court found him guilty of two indecent assaults and two sexual assaults. Cooney, of Marske-by-the-Sea near Redcar, told the court the carrot incident was a "practical joke". The court heard how Cooney put the 12-inch carrot down his trousers and told a pupil in her 40s that a perfectly executed manoeuvre was so good that it had given him an erection. He then took her hand and made her touch the vegetable before showing her the carrot, the court heard. He denied placing her hand on his groin, but admitted hiding the vegetable in his pocket. Naked photos He told the jury: "I admit it was unprofessional, stupid, and I regret doing it. "I just thought maybe I would play a practical joke, but obviously it was stupid." Jailing him, Judge George Moorhouse, said: "You were in a position of trust." Giving evidence, another of Cooney's pupils said when she failed her test he offered to waive the £80 she owed him if she pulled over into a lay-by and had sex with him. She told the court: "I just said 'No thank you, Steve'." He regularly groped her during lessons between August 2005 and February last year, the court heard. When police arrested him they also found naked photos in the glove box of his Vauxhall Corsa. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fear my sexual prowess! Phwoar!
James. Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 When police arrested him they also found naked photos in the glove box of his Vauxhall Corsa. Car porn. Disgusting.
Master Fox Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 You can go to jail for this??? I'm fcuking shitting myself!!
The People's Hero Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Just goes to show, when encouraging a woman to have sex with you, the stick approach is better than the carrot approach. Remember. Stick over carrot. Sex through fear of punishment rather than through tapping in to the desire for reward.
Dr The Singh Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 You can go to jail for this??? I'm fcuking shitting myself!! I hope that's not the fake shit you carry around with you or you will be in more trouble!!!!!!
The People's Hero Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 I thought it was funny.. but then it turned out he's a Corsa driver. *spit* Throw away the fu cking key.
The People's Hero Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Obviously the carrot wasn't tempting enough! You say I'm not funny and then you recycle my jokes?
cisono Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 'Fake penis' sex attacker jailedA sex attacker who hid a carrot in his trousers and pretended it was his erect penis has been jailed for 18 months. Driving instructor Stephen Cooney, 51, groped three female learner drivers in a series of attacks on Teesside dating back to 2002. ... When police arrested him they also found naked photos in the glove box of his Vauxhall Corsa. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who were the naked photos of?
AoWW Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Who were the naked photos of? Wouldn't it be slightly worrying, not to mention suspicious, if anyone on here could actually answer that?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Wouldn't it be slightly worrying, not to mention suspicious, if anyone on here could actually answer that? LWICD, can you come and sort your women out? They're making the forum look ungainly with their jostling for position amid your pride.
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 Wouldn't it be slightly worrying, not to mention suspicious, if anyone on here could actually answer that? Ermmmm! "They were pictures of the guy with the carrot----and ----er----of his real appendage",-------------- ------he said worryingly !!!
lookwhaticando Posted 7 December 2007 Author Posted 7 December 2007 LWICD, can you come and sort your women out? They're making the forum look ungainly with their jostling for position amid your pride. My pride stands tall and firm, and requires no attention from les femmes de FoxesTalk.
Thracian Posted 7 December 2007 Posted 7 December 2007 You say I'm not funny and then you recycle my jokes? a) I don't remember saying you weren't funny...whatever I might think on occasions. But then I can't remember everything I've written. b) My quip wasn't meant to have anything to do yours. It was made in response to the initial post. But you carry on by all means.
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