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Tommeh

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There have been many great ones flying outta L1 all season but cov fans went and topped it this week by singing this:

L1: Shall we buy, shall we buy, Shall we buy a team for you? Shall we buy a team fooorrr yyooouuu

Cov: Shall we fill this ground for you, shall we fill this ground for you?

Cue extreme laughing in L1 for about 2 minutes!!

Post the funniest chants in here :thumbup: I'm expecting a fair few from Colchester and Hull :D

Posted

Do you work, do you work, do you work at B+Q?

Sang to Blackpool fans opening day of the season.

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To the Coventry fans-

"Why do you bother coming here"

"You'll never beat the Leicester"

"Are you Villa in disguise?"

"2-0 in your cup final, 2-0 in your cup final"

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GIVE ME AN "A"

GIVE ME AN "U"

GIVE ME AN "R"

GIVE ME AN "T"

GIVE ME AN "H"

GIVE ME AN "E"

GIVE ME AN "R

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

AURTHER

*cue*

LETS ALL HAVE AN AURTHER, LETS ALL HAVE AN AURTHER, LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

ha ha good times getting wet at Accrinton Stanley

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GIVE ME AN "A"

GIVE ME AN "U"

GIVE ME AN "R"

GIVE ME AN "T"

GIVE ME AN "H"

GIVE ME AN "E"

GIVE ME AN "R

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

AURTHER

*cue*

LETS ALL HAVE AN AURTHER, LETS ALL HAVE AN AURTHER, LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

ha ha good times getting wet at Accrinton Stanley

What a great away game that was.

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The Barry Hayles chant: (Tune - Never Walk Alone)

Your ****ed

Your ****ed

When Barry Hayles

Gets your girl

'Cus she'll never walk again.....she'll never walk again

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Cheryl Cole's a slapper...

Was good...I remember the megathread that went on for ages but the original for Posh was better.

Arsenals Ten men went to bed with Ashley is a bit good. They do a Frank Lampard version involving a forklift truck too :o

On the subject of other teams songs I hate the club but both of Uniteds Park songs are genius. Its sad that nobody can ever get some original and/or player chants going especially as there are some potentially good ones out there. Banter with the opposition fans is good and all but its usually just the same thing with little creativity.

Park, Park, wherever you may be,

You eat dogs in your home country

But could be worse, you could be scouse,

Eating rats in your council house

He shoots, He scores,

He eats labradors,

Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park!

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Park, Park, wherever you may be,

You eat dogs in your home country

But could be worse, you could be scouse,

Eating rats in your council house

its,

Park Ji, wherever you may be,

eating dogs in your own country

it could be worse, you could be a scouse,

eating rats in your council house.

:cool:

my mates a man u fan and showed us that one, they have some other funny ones!

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its,

Park Ji, wherever you may be,

eating dogs in your own country

it could be worse, you could be a scouse,

eating rats in your council house.

:cool:

my mates a man u fan and showed us that one, they have some other funny ones!

Same difference. I remembered the jist of it anyway.

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haha

You are a Scouser,

An ugly Scouser,

You're only happy,

On Giro day.

Your mum's out thieving,

Your dad's drug-dealing,

So please don't take my hubcaps away.

lol Thats hilarious.

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