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it is by far my favourite tv show and i was wondering are there others that enjoy watching this?????

its soooo good the humour is fantastic and different and the voice acting especially for stewie is sooooooooooooooooo funny.

ive just found this web site aswell where you can watch all the episodes.

http://www.familyguyx.net/watch/58/8_Simpl...enage_Daughter/

ive got many favourite episodes but the one im watching now is volume 3 ' 8 simple for buying my teenage daughter!!

any other family guy watchers recommend any good episodes as ive seen quite a few of them but not all of them!

enjoy!!

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Stewie: You got money to pay for fake moustaches huh? How much you pay for that?

Brian: $2.99!

And so on.

That bit had me rolling. Hilarious. Someone find a clip!

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Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?

Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.

Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said

___________________________

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

___________________________

(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)

Stewie: We're playing house...

Lois: But that kid is all tied up!

Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

They are the funniest moments EVER!!!

Posted

So, that a little book you're working on, Brian?

Got a little beginning, middle and end huh?

:laugh:

Posted

****ing love it, pure genius. lol

So many funny moments to choose, liked tabou's suggestions though. I loved the Houdini appearance in season six in "**** Up Your Ears", can't get a youtube clip though unfortunately.

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watch ' i am peter hear me roar' in volume 1, its the one where he gets done for sexual harrasment.

Peter: Okay, okay, okay, wait, here's another one. Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them!

Men: [Laughing] Good one, Peter. That's what they're for, all right.

Woman: Are you telling jokes? I love jokes.

Peter: All right. Then you'll love this one. Okay. Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. So you got-

[Mr. Weed's office]

Peter: You wanted to see me, Mr. Weed?

Mr. Weed: Peter, we have a problem.

Gloria Ironbox: Mr. Griffin, I'm Gloria Ironbox. I represent one of your co-workers, Sarah Bennett. She's suing you and the company for sexual harassment.

Peter: Sarah, Sarah...I don't-oh, is she the one we videotaped taking a dump? Why? What happened?

hahahahha :crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh:

bit after that where he goes to a sensitivity training course:

Quahog community center]

Gloria Ironbox: All right, now, let's do some role-playing. I'll be the office assistant. Mr. Henson, why don't you play the boss, and we'll see what you've learned tonight?

Mr. Henson: Okay.

Gloria Ironbox: The filing is done, Mr. Henson.

Mr. Henson: Thank you, Miss Ironbox. You are a valued member of our business team, and every bit as important to this company as I am.

Gloria Ironbox: Excellent. Mr. Griffin, why don't you come up here and give it a try?

Peter: All right.

Gloria Ironbox: The filing's done, Mr. Griffin.

Peter: Thank you, Miss Ironbox. You are a valued member of our business team, and I will give you a raise tomorrow if you come to work without a shirt on.

Gloria Ironbox: Mr. Griffin!

Peter: I'm sorry. That came out wrong. Let me try again................................. Nice ass.

Gloria Ironbox: You haven't heard a word I've said!

Peter: Now that's not fair. I've heard everything you said. It's just, you know, there's some subtleties to the rules that aren't so easy to understand. Honk honk. (squeezes her boob)

Gloria Ironbox: Okay, that's it! Obviously, normal sensitivity training isn't enough for you! No, we're gonna have to do something drastic.

:crylaugh::crylaugh:

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''Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.

Home Supply clerk (pointing to "BEWARE OF DOG" sign): Well, we have exactly what you--

Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY." So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out--in a body bag from dog injuries.''

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
Peter: Sometimes it's appropriate to swear

(Peter is in court)

Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?

Peter: I do........You bastard

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AH GOD THERES IS NO ****ING DRUMMER BETTER THAN NEAL PEART! *smash* It ain't easy being Cheesy.....

Great Space Coaster flashback to when Peter was on it.

*7 years later*

Peter: 'Well we are officially lost....

Kid: 'ON THE GREAT SPACE COA...'

Peter: 'SHUT UP RICKY! JUST SHUT UP RIGHT NOW! IF THE NEXT WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ARN'T DIRECTIONS BACK TO THE 5TH SKELETON I'LL PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE STOMACH!' lol

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(After running over Joe with the tank)

Peter: Joe, my god what happened?

Joe: You just ran over me you bastard! I don't know where you got that thing, but I'm impounding it.

Peter: Heheheh look at you, you look like a half-empty toothpaste.

That made me chuckle

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it is by far my favourite tv show and i was wondering are there others that enjoy watching this?????

its soooo good the humour is fantastic and different and the voice acting especially for stewie is sooooooooooooooooo funny.

ive just found this web site aswell where you can watch all the episodes.

http://www.familyguyx.net/watch/58/8_Simpl...enage_Daughter/

ive got many favourite episodes but the one im watching now is volume 3 ' 8 simple for buying my teenage daughter!!

any other family guy watchers recommend any good episodes as ive seen quite a few of them but not all of them!

enjoy!!

Thanks for that link i have all the DVD's and their's episodes i haven't even seen on there

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