Messi Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 You might in with a chance mate.She can't be best pleased that the roulette wheel means she has to resort to shopping in 'Original Shoes'. Go back there and get in there, jimmy will be in the casino and his misses will spin you right round
Asha Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 Go back there and get in there, jimmy will be in the casino and his misses will spin you right round Red 69.
The People's Hero Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 Original Shoes? Is that what Original Four became when people realised it was sh it? Is it a joint venture betweent the Original Four Nightclub and Werthers Originals? I don't get it. ps I'd like some shoes. UK size 9.
teblin Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 That's fantastic.Seen any other third rate players in second rate stores lately? Steve Chettle in FENCES4U? Rufus Brevett in TKMAXX? I did talk to his business partner on the phone last week though
The People's Hero Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 I did talk to his business partner on the phone last week though Don't tell me. Colin Cooper - Cooper's Cooper Business. Ya want barrels? Come to Coopers. Koopa. Seriously, what is Steve Chettle doing with himself these days? Does he still keep in touch with Des Lyttle?
Edmund Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 Did you stalk him for the rest of the shopping trip? My though exactly. no wonder he didn't buy anything, when some nutter who is potentially gay is watching your every move in a sports shop. Can you blame him for not going into the changing rooms, you would have been there peeking over the tracksuit bottoms rail. Why were you watching him anyway? Seems kind of wierd to me.
Fox You Forest Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 He was only in there buying drugs from Elvis.Elvis has a saturday job in Primark now. He figured he might as well do something with his weekends.
Guest Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 Don't tell me.Colin Cooper - Cooper's Cooper Business. Ya want barrels? Come to Coopers. Koopa. Seriously, what is Steve Chettle doing with himself these days? Does he still keep in touch with Des Lyttle? Sooper Cooper. Or Super Cuper. The nation decides.....
The People's Hero Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 Sooper Cooper.Or Super Cuper. The nation decides..... We should put it to a premium rate phone vote poll vote poll opinionometer nationdecide poll vote on ITV on Saturday nights at 7pm! Cooper on Ice Factor. Vote for your favourite ex-Nottingham Forest defender arsing about on ice for YOUR entertainment because THEY ran out of money because there is no money anymore in making POXY barrels.
Asha Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 My though exactly. no wonder he didn't buy anything, when some nutter who is potentially gay is watching your every move in a sports shop. Can you blame him for not going into the changing rooms, you would have been there peeking over the tracksuit bottoms rail. He comes from a nation who masturbate over myths of three-testacled minotaurs. He'll get over it.
The Stig Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 I am going to wipe you all in to the ground with my sighting. VANNESSA FELTZ IN LONDON! All bow down to my celeb spotting skills
Tabou Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 I am going to wipe you all in to the ground with my sighting.VANNESSA FELTZ IN LONDON! All bow down to my celeb spotting skills I can see Vannessa Feltz from here. She is hardly the most inconspicious of Celebs....
The People's Hero Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 I saw Jonny Vegas buying a tent in Argos last week. I also once told Timmy Mallet he was a tw at after he hit me with his hamm... mallet while I was at Leic Uni (Mr Uni of Leic, no less - or no Leic! hahahahaahaha!)
The Stig Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 I can see Vannessa Feltz from here. She is hardly the most inconspicious of Celebs.... Yeah fair point I concede.
The People's Hero Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 I saw Eddie Izzard in a steady blizzard with a heady wizard. Grimsby, 1988.
Guest Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 We should put it to a premium rate phone vote poll vote poll opinionometer nationdecide poll vote on ITV on Saturday nights at 7pm!Cooper on Ice Factor. Vote for your favourite ex-Nottingham Forest defender arsing about on ice for YOUR entertainment because THEY ran out of money because there is no money anymore in making POXY barrels. I have the theme already running through my head. Tonight the Soopah Coopah lights are gonna blind me Shining like the sun (Su-pah-pah Cu-pah-pah) Smiling having fun (Su-pah-pah Cu-pah-pah) Feeling like a number one. By the way, I don't feel like having a number one, if that's what you're all thinking.
The People's Hero Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 I genuinely hope that Colin Cooper, Steve Chettle and Des Lyttle google their names from time to time and find this thread.
Tabou Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 I quite literally bumped into Arny Swcharzneegar (sp) on the Champs Eleyse (sp) in France (sp). He about knocked me over. No apology. Then got into a car parked on the PAVEMENT. One rule for world-saving Hollywood mega stars and another for Joe Public. With Regards, Mr J. Public
The People's Hero Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 I quite literally bumped into Arny Swcharzneegar (sp) on the Champs Eleyse (sp) in France (sp).He about knocked me over. No apology. Then got into a car parked on the PAVEMENT. One rule for world-saving Hollywood mega stars and another for Joe Public. With Regards, Mr J. Public That tickled me. I really hope he too googles his name and comes across this thread. Of course he'd have to spell his own name VERY VERY wrong, but still. ps just in case you're googling your name, Dave. DAVID LOWE. DAVID LOWE'S GREATEST MOMENTS. DAVID LOWE FAN CLUB. DAVID LOWE.
Asha Posted 26 March 2008 Posted 26 March 2008 alan hansen in morrisons He doesn't actually shop there? I'd of thought appearing on the adverts was degrading enough.
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