General Smuts Posted 8 April 2008 Author Posted 8 April 2008 Looks like i had a good night again. My flatmate screeching and crying at the top of her voice is not the best cure for a hangover.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 8 April 2008 Posted 8 April 2008 Looks like i had a good night again.My flatmate screeching and crying at the top of her voice is not the best cure for a hangover. Did you walk round the flat naked again or massive un flushed bog???
General Smuts Posted 8 April 2008 Author Posted 8 April 2008 Did you walk round the flat naked again or massive un flushed bog??? Just split up with her fella. What you still doing up get to bed you dirty stop out!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 8 April 2008 Posted 8 April 2008 Just split up with her fella.What you still doing up get to bed you dirty stop out! Give Sympathetic shoulder of un washed hair to cry on I know im in bed know contemplateing how to avoid getting up in 6hours and not go to work
General Smuts Posted 8 April 2008 Author Posted 8 April 2008 Give Sympathetic shoulder of un washed hair to cry onI know im in bed know contemplateing how to avoid getting up in 6hours and not go to work I did, got bored and snuck off when her best mate turned up so now im hiding from the noise in my room. Desperate for a piss though!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 8 April 2008 Posted 8 April 2008 I did, got bored and snuck off when her best mate turned up so now im hiding from the noise in my room.Desperate for a piss though! empty beer bottle around Is ya flatmate hot cos you could be getting some soon or dont go there
Master Fox Posted 8 April 2008 Posted 8 April 2008 Disgrace. When i was in my youth, I went out and got a job during the holidays. I didn't just slob about and get wasted. Bloody good for nothing lazy bums the lot of you.
Dr The Singh Posted 8 April 2008 Posted 8 April 2008 Disgrace.When i was in my youth, I went out and got a job during the holidays. I didn't just slob about and get wasted. Bloody good for nothing lazy bums the lot of you. WOrk hard and play hard!!!
lildave3 Posted 8 April 2008 Posted 8 April 2008 Next week?I didnt think new recruits for college start til Aug/Sept??? Anyway,this is too civilsed for 3.15am!!!! Well I applied for this in October. Lovely organised place i'm heading to you see.
AoWW Posted 9 April 2008 Posted 9 April 2008 IM in the versy similar state again Why are you not pissed tonight? Weak.
Foxhateram Posted 9 April 2008 Posted 9 April 2008 He's not? thats disgraceful, its about time these students learnt how to be fooked and stil talk and type sense. its not hard! especially when you get used to the double vision and the sketchyness. infact i have got quite used to being fooked and still making sense (well to the degree of sesnse i normally make) i am pretty good at it. people should really learn how to do it
Koke Posted 9 April 2008 Posted 9 April 2008 In my country this is how we have a good time - No Leicester City and no buying over priced beer.
General Smuts Posted 9 April 2008 Author Posted 9 April 2008 Why are you not pissed tonight? Weak. I drank the house dry the last 2 nights. Ill be out again tommorrow don't you worry.
Foxhateram Posted 9 April 2008 Posted 9 April 2008 I drank the house dry the last 2 nights. Ill be out again tommorrow don't you worry. Yer go you! Getting fooked is the way forward people. You pulled that bird yet?
General Smuts Posted 9 April 2008 Author Posted 9 April 2008 Yer go you! Getting fooked is the way forward people. You pulled that bird yet? Pfft only like twice ... No i don't think my missus would be too keen on that. Although she is out of the country so the 'Road Trip' rules come into effect ...
Foxhateram Posted 9 April 2008 Posted 9 April 2008 Pfft only like twice ...No i don't think my missus would be too keen on that. Although she is out of the country so the 'Road Trip' rules come into effect ... Wheyy, argh mate stuff the missus, have the fun! shes away! you gotta do sommit tokeep you satisfied Get on with it!
General Smuts Posted 9 April 2008 Author Posted 9 April 2008 Wheyy, argh mate stuff the missus, have the fun! shes away! you gotta do sommit tokeep you satisfied Get on with it! You are my new favourite poster. Move over Raj, the Ram is in the Hizzle!
Foxhateram Posted 9 April 2008 Posted 9 April 2008 You are my new favourite poster. Move over Raj, the Ram is in the Hizzle! Yer go me! Is your missus hot? if she is can i have her number after shes ditched you for cheating on her?
AoWW Posted 9 April 2008 Posted 9 April 2008 Yer go me! Is your missus hot? if she is can i have her number after shes ditched you for cheating on her? His missus is pretty. I'm gonna have to change this thread title - I just keep seeing the word scampi and it's making me fucking hungry. Suggestions on a postcard, please...
Foxhateram Posted 9 April 2008 Posted 9 April 2008 His missus is pretty. I'm gonna have to change this thread title - I just keep seeing the word scampi and it's making me fucking hungry. Suggestions on a postcard, please... just remove the word scampi? then it will say a packet of fries. Frie being a person from a cartton i used to watch, ermmmm what was it called. mmmm...... oh yer futurama. so then you will have a packet of him's. that would be so cool if you could have a packet of someone.
General Smuts Posted 9 April 2008 Author Posted 9 April 2008 His missus is pretty. I'm gonna have to change this thread title - I just keep seeing the word scampi and it's making me fucking hungry. Suggestions on a postcard, please... She will like you for that. I hate scampi fries too, make it pork scratchings and were golden.
AoWW Posted 9 April 2008 Posted 9 April 2008 She will like you for that.I hate scampi fries too, make it pork scratchings and were golden. Ewww, no, pork scratchings still have hairs on 'em.
General Smuts Posted 9 April 2008 Author Posted 9 April 2008 Yer go me! Is your missus hot? if she is can i have her number after shes ditched you for cheating on her? I of course would never cheat on her but just in case its 0116 2222222 Here's a cheeky peek of my missus too ... Aint she a beaut. Ewww, no, pork scratchings still have hairs on 'em. I like to pretend there pig pubes. Its where all the flavour is. Extra salty. YUMMY!
Foxhateram Posted 9 April 2008 Posted 9 April 2008 I of course would never cheat on her but just in case its 0116 2222222 Here's a cheeky peek of my missus too ... Aint she a beaut. I like to pretend there pig pubes. Its where all the flavour is. Extra salty. YUMMY! cooor i wouldn't say no. what bout your flat mate she as good? cus i think i might just have to crash at ures some time mate? il note her number in my phonebook give her a call after she returns from her "Road trip"
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