SOCCERROO FOX Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 My front room.My missus has gone to America for 5 weeks. Well shes nearly there now - bin in transit since 10am. So ive taken up alcoholism with renewed vigour to replace getting laid. Yep im that drunk im satying long words now. Drinking heavily will defo stop you cheating "fosters flop"
General Smuts Posted 24 July 2008 Author Posted 24 July 2008 Drinking heavily will defo stop you cheating "fosters flop" Youve not been listening ive got the strongbowers droop. Its like brewers droop except its twice as stong. And appley.
Katy Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 Don't talk to me about kicking cans and wrist injuries. It was an awesome stunt roll, by all accounts, however. You want to get it checked out, in all seriousness, as you may have fractured your scaphoid. Unless you're a freak like me. Oh god yeah, I remember that. Were we walking behind you or something? What game was that again? Smuttz mate
General Smuts Posted 24 July 2008 Author Posted 24 July 2008 Oh god yeah, I remember that. Were we walking behind you or something? What game was that again?Smuttz mate Hugz!
Katy Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 Hugz! Soz mate, I spelt your name with two t's instead of one.
Tommy G Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 My front room.My missus has gone to America for 5 weeks. Well shes nearly there now - bin in transit since 10am. So ive taken up alcoholism with renewed vigour to replace getting laid. Yep im that drunk im satying long words now. How does getting pissed even compare to getting laid?!
Zingari Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 How does getting pissed even compare to getting laid?! i dunno i used to worry about what i'd said and promised after both of them
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 How does getting pissed even compare to getting laid?! It's compared to getting laid to a minga
Fox You Forest Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 How does getting pissed even compare to getting laid?! Why not just combine both!
Tommy G Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 Why not just combine both! Depends what your into i guess
General Smuts Posted 24 July 2008 Author Posted 24 July 2008 How does getting pissed even compare to getting laid?! It doesn't but im replacing sex with beer because i have to, short of cheating on the missus. Soz mate, I spelt your name with two t's instead of one. Forgiven
Tommy G Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 It doesn't but im replacing sex with beer because i have to, short of cheating on the missus. Forget beer. use www.redtube.com if you're struggling. 5 weeks must be a nightmare though, I pity you
General Smuts Posted 24 July 2008 Author Posted 24 July 2008 Theres that or dogging. I heard Groby Pool car park is a hot spot.
Tommy G Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 Theres that or dogging. I heard Groby Pool car park is a hot spot. Apparently. Although I don't believe ur missus would be too chuffed with that!
General Smuts Posted 24 July 2008 Author Posted 24 July 2008 Apparently.Although I don't believe ur missus would be too chuffed with that! Is basically just live porn that you can touch ... in front of strangers. In a cold car park.
lildave3 Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 Is basically just live porn that you can touch ... in front of strangers. In a cold car park. *shudders* Brings back horrible memories of me and Rigobert Song.
The People's Hero Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 Is basically just live porn that you can touch ... in front of strangers. In a cold car park. So that's your excuse? You told me you were a grower, not a shower... but there's wasn't much growing going on either!
General Smuts Posted 24 July 2008 Author Posted 24 July 2008 So that's your excuse?You told me you were a grower, not a shower... but there's wasn't much growing going on either! Im sorry, im all balls and no cock. Luckily the ladies are too distracted by the hair to notice.
Katy Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 Im sorry, im all balls and no cock. Luckily the ladies are too distracted by the hair to notice. Yeah baby
Fox You Forest Posted 24 July 2008 Posted 24 July 2008 Depends what your into i guess You make it sound like some sort of weird fetish.
General Smuts Posted 24 July 2008 Author Posted 24 July 2008 Yeah baby How you doing? *runs and hides from Stez*
Katy Posted 25 July 2008 Posted 25 July 2008 How you doing? *runs and hides from Stez* Haha what you hiding from Stez for? PS last nights shenanigans you definitely are a stereotype dude.
The People's Hero Posted 25 July 2008 Posted 25 July 2008 I'm that most rare of breeds - a grower AND a shower.
Tommy G Posted 25 July 2008 Posted 25 July 2008 You make it sound like some sort of weird fetish. I'd class dogging as a weird fettish yes.
Fox You Forest Posted 25 July 2008 Posted 25 July 2008 How does getting pissed even compare to getting laid?! Why not just combine both! Depends what your into i guess Dogging? Warped mind! I blame this Redtube you keep talking about.
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