General Smuts Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Last night i got rather trolleyed and have woken up this morning with a chipped tooth, the most sore hand in the world and i've just had cold pizza from last night for breakfast. Anyone would think im a student.
Bert Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Last night i got rather trolleyed and have woken up this morning with a chipped tooth, the most sore hand in the world and i've just had cold pizza from last night for breakfast.Anyone would think im a student. What a shame.
General Smuts Posted 16 May 2008 Author Posted 16 May 2008 What a shame. All this hate? Where did it come from? You used to be such a nice boy.
Fox You Forest Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Just think though when your at work in few years time, Bored shitless you might just have enough funny memories like this to get you through a shit day.
AoWW Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Last night i got rather trolleyed and have woken up this morning with a chipped tooth, the most sore hand in the world and i've just had cold pizza from last night for breakfast.Anyone would think im a student. And you've only just reached this conclusion?
General Smuts Posted 16 May 2008 Author Posted 16 May 2008 And you've only just reached this conclusion? A splitting headache and a stomach in tatters do wonders for clarity.
The People's Hero Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 A splitting headache and a stomach in tatters do wonders for clarity. You and your big ideas, Smuts.
Finnegan Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 There's nothing quite like waking up covered in thorns, your own blood and experiencing the very prompt need to evacuate both ends in the toilet. I've no idea what's so appealing about hedges after too much JD.
General Smuts Posted 16 May 2008 Author Posted 16 May 2008 There's nothing quite like waking up covered in thorns, your own blood and experiencing the very prompt need to evacuate both ends in the toilet. I've no idea what's so appealing about hedges after too much JD. They always look like they need a hug.
Tommy G Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Is this really anything to be proud of, and more to the point worth a whole topic in itself on General Chat? Hmm.
General Smuts Posted 16 May 2008 Author Posted 16 May 2008 Is this really anything to be proud of, and more to the point worth a whole topic in itself on General Chat?Hmm. Im not proud im pissed off that i've lost half my front tooth and have no idea how. And fook knows why my hand hurts so much, it's not even my knuckles to say i've bin in a fight or owt its the inside. I may have bitch slapped someone.
Bert Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 All this hate? Where did it come from? You used to be such a nice boy. I still am. Just not in the gay way.
Master Fox Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Last night i got rather trolleyed and have woken up this morning with a chipped tooth, the most sore hand in the world and i've just had cold pizza from last night for breakfast.Anyone would think im a student. I'd say more like a king. I work full time and i do far, far worse.
Tommy G Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Im not proud im pissed off that i've lost half my front tooth and have no idea how. And fook knows why my hand hurts so much, it's not even my knuckles to say i've bin in a fight or owt its the inside. I may have bitch slapped someone. Is getting trollyed worth the massive dentist bill though? Unless you plan on walking around with half a front tooth for the foreseeable future??
Bert Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Is getting trollyed worth the massive dentist bill though?Unless you plan on walking around with half a front tooth for the foreseeable future?? Students will freeload off the dentist
Master Fox Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Is getting trollyed worth the massive dentist bill though?Unless you plan on walking around with half a front tooth for the foreseeable future?? Such up c*ck flaps!
Fox You Forest Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Is getting trollyed worth the massive dentist bill though?Unless you plan on walking around with half a front tooth for the foreseeable future?? Unfortunately they dont sell egg whites at the Student Bar.
Tommy G Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Unfortunately they dont sell egg whites at the Student Bar. Sorry....are you trying to be funny? I tried to laugh but it wasn't quite funny enough. Unlucky
Flynny Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 How chipped? My wrist is still painful from attempting to backheel a can on New Walk after four in the morning three weeks ago, failing, getting my legs tangled and falling over.
General Smuts Posted 16 May 2008 Author Posted 16 May 2008 How chipped?My wrist is still painful from attempting to backheel a can on New Walk after four in the morning three weeks ago, failing, getting my legs tangled and falling over. Its noticeable, well i say that because its the first thing i noticed this morning. Apparently my housemate did it. The bastard. Hit me in the mouth with my own bottle. Slag.
James. Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Sorry....are you trying to be funny?I tried to laugh but it wasn't quite funny enough. Unlucky People who don't drink are f**king boring.
General Smuts Posted 16 May 2008 Author Posted 16 May 2008 I'm a student. I like drinking. Yeah. We will make quite the wing wizard team tommorra
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