Leicester On Uncyclopedia

[the_bowman]

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Pretty humerous stuff

[Father Ted]

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Pretty humerous stuff

That's quality

Daggers-esque

[dandannieldanok]

“fooking HELL, WHAT HAVE I DONE???”

~ Jesus Christ talking on Darren Moore

From the Derby County FC article

[Cheese Me]

This site is brilliant

[Guest]

Now that's a quality read

[Koke]

Pastimes of the common 'Midlander' have been argued about for many millenia. One undisputed activity of the local folk is to argue about the naming of airports, and their location within the region; in particular, East Midlands Airport. While considered pointless by many, the residents of Westfield Emporium Derby Division, Shottingham, Ilkeston and Leicesesesterer have fought many battles over its naming, easily eclisping World War II in terms of casualties and goat loss.

[Dames]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Leicester

In recent years, students of Leicester have been stalked by the infamous Ultra FOX. A low budget film about Ultra's antics has recently been produced at The Willie Thorn Memorial Studios called "The Binoculars in The Bush"

That was definately someone off here.

[Floating Fox]

[ronnup]

The latest fashions can be bought at Leicester's very own Debenhams department store, which is famed across the Empire for its vast floor dedicated to plaid shirts and the latest trends in plimsolls of the highest quality and value. There is also proper goth shops like Voodoo and Haze and stuff that sell grunger clothes to the dirty tramps. There is also chav shops. They should be bombed. =)

And then it gets ruined. Shame.

[Ultra]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Leicester

That was definately someone off here.

It's not.

Fans of Forest (remember them?) have claimed responsibility..

[Master Fox]

What a load of Dweeb

[The People's Hero]

When in Rome, do as the Egyptians do (build a pyramind, erect an obelisk, worship some funky animal gods and take your good lady from behind).

[thecannon]

Thats pretty good!

[Mr Happy]

Fortunately, German death metal legend and part time dentist Steffen Freund survived the mass cull. As did his mullet, which is currently on display at the British Museum.

From the San Antonio Spurs page