What grinds my gears...

[stez]

I dont agree!

ah, but there's 'don't agree-ing' and don't agree-ing + being holier than thou + being belittling (which) = stez' gears ground

[Guest]

talking of blueberries, i bet you love the U2 blackberry advert?

Actually, no, but I was prepared to let that lie until you mentioned it.

[lou]

ah, but there's 'don't agree-ing' and don't agree-ing + being holier than thou + being belittling (which) = stez' gears ground

I know exactly where youre coming from theres one or two experts Ive come across lately

[Guest]

I know exactly where youre coming from theres one or two experts Ive come across lately

Sorry.

[lou]

Sorry.

as if! Youre luffly!

[Guest]

as if! Youre luffly!

Awww, cheers chum!

[Guest Bilo]

Seeing as we're in the mood to rant about shit adverts, may I nominate the Vanish ones?

Particularly the one where he 'throws the pizza in the air, just like the guy in the restaurant.' The mother's response is a simple woops. WOOPS?! FOOKING WOOPS?! How much Valium would you need to be on to have such a mild reaction?

Then the two annoying little gits playing with Mummy's make-up. Don't we look lovely Mummy? No you fecking don't, you look like Gary Glitter's wet dream. Also, you've created a shit load extra washing for Mummy to do and now she needs more Valium.

You make Mummy drink you horrible little shits.

And breathe........

[Guest]

Particularly the one where he 'throws the pizza in the air, just like the guy in the restaurant.' The mother's response is a simple woops. WOOPS?! FOOKING WOOPS?! How much Valium would you need to be on to have such a mild reaction?

If Sir Fynwy drops pizza on his jeans, and he does, I just say "I hope you know which setting it goes on". No valium or nothing.

Go me.

[lou]

Being taken up the arse by an Artic

[Guest]

Being taken up the arse by an Artic

It's never the best thing.

[Sparky]

If Sir Fynwy drops pizza on his jeans, and he does, I just say "I hope you know which setting it goes on". No valium or nothing.

Go me.

My missus rang up from work and asked me to turn the washing machine on , she was somewhat dismayed when 30 minutes later i rang back and asked where it was

This was maybe 3 months after we had moved in to this house and 3 years later its still held against me

[lou]

My missus rang up from work and asked me to turn the washing machine on , she was somewhat dismayed when 30 minutes later i rang back and asked where it was

This was maybe 3 months after we had moved in to this house and 3 years later its still held against me

lol

[Guest Bilo]

If Sir Fynwy drops pizza on his jeans, and he does, I just say "I hope you know which setting it goes on". No valium or nothing.

Go me.

I think it's the combination of clean white jeans, a pizza from a takeaway and the fact the kids are arsing about chucking it up in the air, thus making a pizza-dropping-leading-to-permanent-greasestain incident more likely through sheer stupidity. It's just a little too idealistic for my liking, most mums would get a bit angry at that point but Mrs Stepford-Vanish? Not a flicker.

[Daggers]

My missus rang up from work and asked me to turn the washing machine on , she was somewhat dismayed when 30 minutes later i rang back and asked where it was

This was maybe 3 months after we had moved in to this house and 3 years later its still held against me

Welcome to the World of Marriage

[Sparky]

Welcome to the World of Marriage™

[Katy]

People who insist on putting extra letters in words, for example 'thisssss' and 'excitedddd'. Why the fook, WHY THE fook do you do that? It's more than stupid and ridiculous.

[AoWW]

People who insist on putting extra letters in words, for example 'thisssss' and 'excitedddd'. Why the fook, WHY THE fook do you do that? It's more than stupid and ridiculous.

Ooopps, sowweeee.

[Libertine]

Yes.

And "I got my blueberriiiiiieees!"

They showed this fricking advert in the cinema tonight. Could not believe it.

[lildave3]

Being taken up the arse by an Artic

My missus rang up from work and asked me to turn the washing machine on , she was somewhat dismayed when 30 minutes later i rang back and asked where it was

!

[Tilley]

oveproteectiv boyfriends giivin me drty looks in yates and lquid. I'M OLNY TLKIN TO HER U DICK. (obv dnt no iev been ther thre times)p

Nob;

[Guest]

My missus rang up from work and asked me to turn the washing machine on , she was somewhat dismayed when 30 minutes later i rang back and asked where it was

This was maybe 3 months after we had moved in to this house and 3 years later its still held against me

So it should!!

I think it's the combination of clean white jeans, a pizza from a takeaway and the fact the kids are arsing about chucking it up in the air, thus making a pizza-dropping-leading-to-permanent-greasestain incident more likely through sheer stupidity. It's just a little too idealistic for my liking, most mums would get a bit angry at that point but Mrs Stepford-Vanish? Not a flicker.

Maybe I too am a Mrs Stepford-Vanish type?

oveproteectiv boyfriends giivin me drty looks in yates and lquid. I'M OLNY TLKIN TO HER U DICK. (obv dnt no iev been ther thre times)p

Nob;

Have you been drinking?

[lildave3]

oveproteectiv boyfriends giivin me drty looks in yates and lquid. I'M OLNY TLKIN TO HER U DICK. (obv dnt no iev been ther thre times)p

Nob;

Textbook Tilley.

[DB11]

People who insist on putting extra letters in words, for example 'thisssss' and 'excitedddd'. Why the fook, WHY THE fook do you do that? It's more than stupid and ridiculous.

I always do that. It's goodddddddddddddddddddd

I only do it on Msn and texting though, not, like, in letters.

[Katy]

Textbook Tilley.

Innit.

[Katy]

Oh yeah, wankers grind my gears - absolute wankers and there are plenty of them. Wankers.