Kilworthfox Posted 17 June 2008 Posted 17 June 2008 Candidates: Steve Walsh David Pleat Mark McGee Brian Little Peter Taylor Graham Taylor The Chuckle Brothers Heather Mills Sigfried from Seigfried and Roy Other candidates welcolme to apply, suggestions needed! The Concept is to save Milan money by testing a manager weekly by giving them an oppertunity to take control of the £25Million assets and prove to Milan that they are incompetent before he hires them, in return Milan gets to sack a candidate every week before he hires them!!! First test is to sell Barry Hayles for a fee! The manager who has to payoff Barry the most WILL GET FIRED!!!!!!!!!!
Noel Edmonds Posted 17 June 2008 Posted 17 June 2008 The Chuckle Brothers get my Vote. Fooking Legends!!!!!!
Moreton Posted 17 June 2008 Posted 17 June 2008 Milan Mandaric enters the boardroom 5 minutes late, like Sugar does in the real show and joins Chief Executive Lee Hoos and Director, Tony Lander at the boardroom table. They are sitting either side of him. All of the Leicester manager candidates are sitting on the oppasite side, one of which is Peter Taylor. Milan begins by getting somthing of his chest and says in the style of Sir Alan Sugar "I am unique. I am the biggest footballing icon this world has ever seen, so don't any of you say i am just like you because you're not. There is only one of me" He goes on to letting one more candidate go "Peter, i don't like you. You don't know whether you're coming or going. You have shown that you obviously cannot perform when it comes to wheeling and dealing. The signing of Mr Akinbiyi for an outrageous price of £5.5 Million in the last task, didn't do you any favours You're a complete toss pot, who dosen't know his arse from his elbow. Peter, you're fired" Mr Taylor Leaves the boardroom with his head hanging It is now time to choose the manager from the remaining candidates, Milan announces the method he is going to use to choose his 'Apprentice' "E-Nee-Mee-Nee-My-Nee-Mo..."
MPH Posted 17 June 2008 Posted 17 June 2008 The Chuckle Brothers get my Vote. Fooking Legends!!!!!! i thouht thats who we had in charge at the beginnin of the season...
Daggers Posted 17 June 2008 Posted 17 June 2008 Dear Milan, Sorry - but the end of the week really isn't good for me as I am doing a couple of things. Can we change the announcement deadline to a week on Thursday? If not then nothing is really good until August 3rd. Cheers, D
Moreton Posted 17 June 2008 Posted 17 June 2008 Dear Milan,Sorry - but the end of the week really isn't good for me as I am doing a couple of things. Can we change the announcement deadline to a week on Thursday? If not then nothing is really good until August 3rd. Cheers, D Are you suggesting you are the new manager Daggers? Wouldn't mind...you or Thracian...
Daggers Posted 17 June 2008 Posted 17 June 2008 Are you suggesting you are the new manager Daggers? Wouldn't mind...you or Thracian... Well you choice is stark - either my team of Barry Hayles' or his team of kids. You sure you really want to support my candidature still?
ronnup Posted 17 June 2008 Posted 17 June 2008 Are you suggesting you are the new manager Daggers? Wouldn't mind...you or Thracian... I vote for Mahoney
Moreton Posted 17 June 2008 Posted 17 June 2008 Well you choice is stark - either my team of Barry Hayles' or his team of kids.You sure you really want to support my candidature still? Erm before i was not in possession of all the facts. I can now confirm that i have revoked my previous statement.
Daggers Posted 17 June 2008 Posted 17 June 2008 Erm before i was not in possession of all the facts. I can now confirm that i have revoked my previous statement. And there you have it kids - that's how American politics works...neither of them should ever get the job!
iancognito Posted 17 June 2008 Posted 17 June 2008 He'd still end up with Pleat (probably impressing him with a reverse Pterodactyl) The man's decision-making processes are a mystery and unless he pulls a Hoddle, Souness, Davies or Newell out of the bag, we're all going to end up disappointed. Again.
beemeroo Posted 17 June 2008 Posted 17 June 2008 He'd still end up with Pleat (probably impressing him with a reverse Pterodactyl) The man's decision-making processes are a mystery and unless he pulls a Hoddle, Souness, Davies or Newell out of the bag, we're all going to end up disappointed. Again. Hoddle? Souness? How have we sunk so low that these are our best case scenarios?
Kilworthfox Posted 17 June 2008 Author Posted 17 June 2008 Yay, I can dig out that image I made yesterday again! Beautiful
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