Water Pistol Attack

[Raj]

MF You Leg end!!!

Should have fcuked 'em though(If they were old enough!!!) as they obvioulsy targeted you cos they fancied you!!!

[Asha]

MF You Leg end!!!

Should have fcuked 'em though(If they were old enough!!!) as they obvioulsy targeted you cos they fancied you!!!

He should of fcuked their cars.

Now that's insulting.

[davieG]

You're one to talk Mr G.

I've seen you in action

Ssssshhhhuuuuuussshhhhh!!!!

[AoWW]

The whole incident is soon to appear on YouTube, I believe.

[Guest]

The whole incident is soon to appear on YouTube, I believe.

I told Katy we're not apologising to him.

[Tommy G]

Right, I’m screwing.

Just been for a nice quiet drink earlier. Anyway, I needed to re-fuel my car so I drove myself up to the BP garage to get some petrol. On my arrival I see these three birds standing at the back of the refuelling stations squirting water around thinking they were being funny. The shop assistant was wondering what they were doing as he mentioned it when I was in there, but deemed them to be ‘just avin a laugh’. I purposely parked my car as far away as possible. As I walked out after paying there they were, pistols in hand. I’m not talking little shitty ones, but big fcuk off huge AK pump action rifles.

So, there they were all lined up on my return. Then I hear the comment ‘I like your top’ so I replied simply ‘what?’. Next thing she said was ‘come here darling’ so being the nice polite gentleman I am I proceeded to make my way over, and then all hell breaks loose. All three of them start soaking me with their fcuking water guns. Then the chase began. I tried grabbing the guns from their grasp to repay some vengeance, but to no avail. I was reduced to a whimpering feeble chump running around a forecourt shouting obscenities at them.

I retreated to the safety of my car and dripping wet wondering how I can still gather some sort dignity from this situation. There, like a glowing piece of gold on my back seat was a banana I’d not eaten at lunch. So I manoeuvred my car in the direction that I could drive as close to them as possible, but at the same time enabling me to launch my one only shot of revenge. I had to make it count. I lobbed the banana in the direction of the group of water pistol wielding slags. And to my joy bounced off the bonnet of the car hitting one of them in head.

Yeh but you still got soaked by three girls carrying water guns in front of people filling up with petrol...

Highly humiliating!

[Guest]

If it's any consolation, I was soaked by a dodgy petrol pump today.