Master Fox Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 Right, I’m screwing. Just been for a nice quiet drink earlier. Anyway, I needed to re-fuel my car so I drove myself up to the BP garage to get some petrol. On my arrival I see these three birds standing at the back of the refuelling stations squirting water around thinking they were being funny. The shop assistant was wondering what they were doing as he mentioned it when I was in there, but deemed them to be ‘just avin a laugh’. I purposely parked my car as far away as possible. As I walked out after paying there they were, pistols in hand. I’m not talking little shitty ones, but big fcuk off huge AK pump action rifles. So, there they were all lined up on my return. Then I hear the comment ‘I like your top’ so I replied simply ‘what?’. Next thing she said was ‘come here darling’ so being the nice polite gentleman I am I proceeded to make my way over, and then all hell breaks loose. All three of them start soaking me with their fcuking water guns. Then the chase began. I tried grabbing the guns from their grasp to repay some vengeance, but to no avail. I was reduced to a whimpering feeble chump running around a forecourt shouting obscenities at them. I retreated to the safety of my car and dripping wet wondering how I can still gather some sort dignity from this situation. There, like a glowing piece of gold on my back seat was a banana I’d not eaten at lunch. So I manoeuvred my car in the direction that I could drive as close to them as possible, but at the same time enabling me to launch my one only shot of revenge. I had to make it count. I lobbed the banana in the direction of the group of water pistol wielding slags. And to my joy bounced off the bonnet of the car hitting one of them in head.
C-man Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 What BP garage was it? I wonder if they're still there...
Master Fox Posted 18 June 2008 Author Posted 18 June 2008 I mean, what a bizarre moment. I still think I could have handled the situation better. I feel a bit guilty about some of the things I called them. But what the fcuk do they expect? They had obviously eyed me up while I was queuing. Bastards
Samilktray Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 Right, I’m screwing.Just been for nice quiet drink earlier. Anyway, I needed to re-fuel my car so I drove myself up to the BP garage to get some petrol. On my arrival I see these three birds standing at the back of the refuelling stations squirting water around thinking they were being funny. The shop assistant was wondering what they were doing as he mentioned it when I was in there, but deemed them to be ‘just avin a laugh’. I purposely parked my car as far away as possible. As I walked out after paying there they were, pistols in hand. I’m not talking little shitty ones, but big fcuk off huge AK pump action rifles. So, there they were all lined up on my return. Then I hear the comment ‘I like your top’ so I replied simply ‘what?’. Next thing she said was ‘come here darling’ so being the nice polite gentleman I am I proceeded to make my way over, and then all hell breaks lose. All three of them start soaking me with their fcuking water guns. Then the chase began. I tried grabbing the guns from their grasp to repay some vengeance, but to no avail. I was reduced to a whimpering feeble chump running around a forecourt shouting obscenities at them. I retreated to the safety of my car and dripping wet wondering how I can still gather some sort dignity from this situation. There, like a glowing piece of gold on my back seat was a banana I’d not eaten at lunch. So I manoeuvred my car in the direction that I could drive as close to them as possible, but at the same time enabling me to launch my one only shot of revenge. I had to make it count. I lobbed the banana in the direction of the group of water pistol wielding slags. And to my joy bounced off the bonnet of the car hitting one of them in head. This one line here reinforces my love for you.
C-man Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 This one line here reinforces my love for you. Yeah that made me sex wee
coale39 Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 You should have done one of the following: 1. Pretend your in the army and your taking heavy fire. Crawl to the nearest bush and shout every so often "I have a family, let me go!" etc. 2. Scream with agony, swear at them and fall to the floor shouting "Dont you know what water does to me?! Arrrrrrgg!!!!!!", and then sprint after them looking deranged.
davieG Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 They were taking revenge on all the Wet T Shirt comps you've ogled.
Dr The Singh Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 MF, don't worry bro, I have 2 massive bazzooka water pistols at home, and few packets of water bombs, pick me up from the usual place (either market street, or park bench mandella park) and we'll got those hoes!! If you really want ot be cruel take Minjeet with us!!!! On a serious note, I would not have been too please, but you got the last laugh and that's what matters!!!
Zingari Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 you should have pulled out your pistol and squirted them back
blue blood Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 ur a legend master fox. im laughing my balls off at that one. a **** banana? thats the killer line
the beange Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 That's a quality story. After a really crap, boring day to come on here and read that just made my day.... Good thinking with the banana aswell dude
Master Fox Posted 19 June 2008 Author Posted 19 June 2008 you should have pulled out your pistol and squirted them back All three at once could've been really messy That's a quality story. After a really crap, boring day to come on here and read that just made my day....Good thinking with the banana aswell dude
MikeyT Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 Right, I’m screwing.Just been for a nice quiet drink earlier. Anyway, I needed to re-fuel my car so I drove myself up to the BP garage to get some petrol. On my arrival I see these three birds standing at the back of the refuelling stations squirting water around thinking they were being funny. The shop assistant was wondering what they were doing as he mentioned it when I was in there, but deemed them to be ‘just avin a laugh’. I purposely parked my car as far away as possible. As I walked out after paying there they were, pistols in hand. I’m not talking little shitty ones, but big fcuk off huge AK pump action rifles. So, there they were all lined up on my return. Then I hear the comment ‘I like your top’ so I replied simply ‘what?’. Next thing she said was ‘come here darling’ so being the nice polite gentleman I am I proceeded to make my way over, and then all hell breaks loose. All three of them start soaking me with their fcuking water guns. Then the chase began. I tried grabbing the guns from their grasp to repay some vengeance, but to no avail. I was reduced to a whimpering feeble chump running around a forecourt shouting obscenities at them. I retreated to the safety of my car and dripping wet wondering how I can still gather some sort dignity from this situation. There, like a glowing piece of gold on my back seat was a banana I’d not eaten at lunch. So I manoeuvred my car in the direction that I could drive as close to them as possible, but at the same time enabling me to launch my one only shot of revenge. I had to make it count. I lobbed the banana in the direction of the group of water pistol wielding slags. And to my joy bounced off the bonnet of the car hitting one of them in head. Thats genius!! I especially like the banana bouncing of the car bonnet bit! hehe You couldnt make that stuff up!
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 Next thing she said was ‘come here darling’ so being the nice polite gentleman I am I proceeded to make my way over, and then all hell breaks loose. All three of them start soaking me with their fcuking water guns. Well der, what did u think would happen??
Master Fox Posted 19 June 2008 Author Posted 19 June 2008 Brilliant story.is it made up tho' Er, why would i make it up?
Master Fox Posted 19 June 2008 Author Posted 19 June 2008 Well der, what did u think would happen?? Well they were standing just a couple of feet away from me, i was opening car door when they started spraying me.
davieG Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 Well der, what did u think would happen?? He was rather hoping it would be one of those hidden camera/group sex/transsexual escapades he dreams about.
Master Fox Posted 19 June 2008 Author Posted 19 June 2008 He was rather hoping it would be one of those hidden camera/group sex/transsexual escapades he dreams about. You're one to talk Mr G. I've seen you in action
Dr The Singh Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 You're one to talk Mr G. I've seen you in action Fantastic!!!
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