The People's Hero Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 For breakfast this morning I had a bag of pork scratchings. Feeling thirsty (they were very salty) after, I finished off the can of stella which was left unfinished last night. What have I become?
Simi Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 For breakfast this morning I had a bag of pork scratchings.Feeling thirsty (they were very salty) after, I finished off the can of stella which was left unfinished last night. What have I become? Jonny Vegas?
ronnup Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 For breakfast this morning I had a bag of pork scratchings.Feeling thirsty (they were very salty) after, I finished off the can of stella which was left unfinished last night. What have I become? you're at the bottom here my friend. so there's only one thing to do. Really get seedy. Go and buy as much Kestral Super as you can.
Darkzzz_ Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 I am expecting you to be sleeping rough next, jacking up in the local park and recruiting youngsters to steal from the shop for you. Downward spiral my friend!
Tommy G Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 For breakfast this morning I had a bag of pork scratchings.Feeling thirsty (they were very salty) after, I finished off the can of stella which was left unfinished last night. What have I become? Please tell me thats a joke, pork scratching accompanied by Stella for BREAKFAST?! I'm afraid you have some issues
The People's Hero Posted 23 July 2008 Author Posted 23 July 2008 Please tell me thats a joke, pork scratching accompanied by Stella for BREAKFAST?!I'm afraid you have some issues And yet I'm still a fine figure of a man. My fridge is broken so yesterday I had to throw a load of stuff out. Pork Scratchings are pretty much all I have.
Tommy G Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 And yet I'm still a fine figure of a man.My fridge is broken so yesterday I had to throw a load of stuff out. Pork Scratchings are pretty much all I have. Could have cooked up some pasta or something! Doesn;t explain the stella though..
The People's Hero Posted 23 July 2008 Author Posted 23 July 2008 Could have cooked up some pasta or something! Doesn;t explain the stella though.. Well I was thirsty and there it sat, begging to be finished. I have no shame.
Zingari Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 For breakfast this morning I had a bag of pork scratchings.Feeling thirsty (they were very salty) after, I finished off the can of stella which was left unfinished last night. What have I become? very uncouth with pork scratchings an educated palate would demand guiness
Guest Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 I would rather starve than eat pork scratchings. Pork scratchings =
Bellend Sebastian Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 Did any of them have bits of hair on? Now I'm not fussy when it comes to meat products, but I draw the line at pig skin with bristly hair on it
Poakey Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 Did any of them have bits of hair on?Now I'm not fussy when it comes to meat products, but I draw the line at pig skin with bristly hair on it I always thought they were pigs toenails.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 I had Special K Purple Berries for Breakfast. I'm not gay though.
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