Absolute *** of our time Pt.MXXVI

[Guest Col city fan]

I can see I've really hurt your feelings.

I see you've changed your picture...

Magic...

[flowwolf]

I can see I've really hurt your feelings.

That avatar :D :D :D We have got to get that on a T shirt it's genius

[sphericalfox]

Got nothing left in your locker have you. You'r not even trying to be funny now :D :D

I've got plenty left in my locker. Wasting it on you would be make me a bigger fool than you. <adds additional and unnecessary smiley faces with drunken misappropriation of punc'tuation>

[flowwolf]

I've got plenty left in my locker. Wasting it on you would be make me a bigger fool than you. <adds additional and unnecessary smiley faces with drunken misappropriation of punc'tuation>

Fancy meeting up for a beer before Tuesdays game you could show me all the lovely clever pictures you have done on your lap top ,I'd be right impressed.

Edited 19 October 2012 by flowwolf

[MooseBreath]

It's hilarity encapsulated, especially after the fourth or fifth posting. I mean I know Webbo only learned to post pictures last year, but it's nice to see Moostits has grasped the concept of control c, then control v. and the power of google images. He's even branched out to memes now. His first effort, whilst wide of the humour mark, shows that he's not scared to try new things.

I am shitting myself in anticipation of the hilarity of what we can all expect to come in the next few weeks and months. It's going to be ****ing great stuff.

you're such a whining little slug

[sphericalfox]

Fancy meeting up for a beer before Tuesdays game you could show me all the lovely clever pictures you have done on your lap top ,I'd be right impressed.

I'd only cry myself into my pint after you put me in place, after a quick re-edit

[flowwolf]

It's murder on the dance floor !

[sphericalfox]

you're such a whining little slug

that's a compliment coming from a troll

[I am Rod Hull]

The pancake one was batter.

[flowwolf]

I'd only cry myself into my pint after you put me in place, after a quick re-edit

No one would serve you without I.D still I suppose you could fake one what with all you superior skills on the photoshop.

[flowwolf]

The pancake one was batter.

Yes but the pancake one doesn't have a gingerbread man between it's legs.

[Daggers]

The pancake one was batter.

Bam!

[flowwolf]

The pancake one was batter.

Is that Seps Daughter Fanny ?

Edited 19 October 2012 by flowwolf

[Daggers]

I can see I've really hurt your feelings.

What? By plus1ing every twathole post over the last two months?

[Webbo]

What? By plus1ing every twathole post over the last two months?

Not every, sometimes I run out of rep points.

[Daggers]

Not every, sometimes I run out of rep points.

Well then, obviously, by missing out Nick's posts you have hurt his feelings.

[sphericalfox]

No one would serve you without I.D still I suppose you could fake one what with all you superior skills on the photoshop.

Oh I get it!

You're inferring that I'm below the legal drinking age, and the previous quips about my mother, that suggests I am merely just a school child!

Oh the hilarity and pure genius of it all! So subtle and succinct was your penetrating put down, I'm left speechless by it all quite frankly, how do I retort a man of your clear superior wit?

Edited 19 October 2012 by sphericalfox

[Daggers]

You're inferring that I'm below the legal drinking age

I'm am now, so, tumescent.

[sphericalfox]

I'm am now, so, tumescent.

I'm starting to worry that he's actually trying to groom me <inserts scaredy face smiley>

Edited 19 October 2012 by sphericalfox

[MooseBreath]

Oh I get it!

You're inferring that I'm below the legal drinking age, and the previous quips about my mother, that suggests I am merely just a school child!

Oh the hilarity and pure genius of it all! So subtle and succinct was your penetrating put down, I'm left speechless by it all quite frankly, how do I retort a man of your clear superior wit?

or maybe he knows you're above age but thinks that your whiny little bitch demeanor makes you come across more like a 12-year-old girl

[sphericalfox]

or maybe he knows you're above age but thinks that your whiny little bitch demeanor makes you come across more like a 12-year-old girl

Whiney bitch?

Looks like the ironic post of the week award is neck and neck?

Who will win? Moostits, MattP or flowwolf?

[flowwolf]

Oh I get it!

You're inferring that I'm below the legal drinking age, and the previous quips about my mother, that suggests I am merely just a school child!

Oh the hilarity and pure genius of it all! So subtle and succinct was your penetrating put down, I'm left speechless by it all quite frankly, how do I retort a man of your clear superior wit?

You just have ! clever little boy.

[flowwolf]

Whiney bitch?

Looks like the ironic post of the week award is neck and neck?

Who will win? Moostits, MattP or flowwolf?

We didn't stand a chance you won hands down you whiney little Bee hatch :thumbup:

[Orkneyfox]

Could the moderators maybe move some of this verbal handbags to a private area where they can fight it out without getting in the way of real Absolute Cvnts?

[BoneDog]

Ah you must be talking about faiths ?

I don't know if he was or not, but it's not a factual statement if so, as I have faith but don't have an unquestioning mind nor unconditional beliefs. It's a common misconception.

That said, barring the possible religion comment I thought he made some good points.