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The People's Hero

Ode to Tabou

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Posted

I don't know what it is that makes me love you so

I only knew I never wanna let you go

Cause you started something

Oh can't you see

and Ever since we met you've had a hold on me

It happens to be true

I only wanna be Tabou

Volbeat. We have a LOT to thank you for.

Tabou Tabou!

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Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?

David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.

Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".

David: You're gay for saying that.

Cal: I'm gay for saying that?

David: You know how I know you're gay?

Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?

David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.

David: You know how I know that you're gay?

Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.

David: You know how I know you're gay?

Cal: How?

David: You like Coldplay.

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