Anyone...

[The People's Hero]

I left when Finnerzz took my role, you schmuck.

ps isn't it about time you kicked 'Jack's ass.

[Libertine]

I left when Finnerzz took my role, you schmuck.

ps isn't it about time you kicked 'Jack's ass.

Yeh, well it's my word that's final and I say you're still in!

And I'll let you deal with him.

[Finnegan]

We can be dual frontmen. I'll do the coke, the hookers, the poetry and the admiration - you can sing.

[The People's Hero]

you can sing.

You're the first person who's ever said that to me.

[Finnegan]

Fine. You may sing.

[The People's Hero]

Fine. You may sing.

You may kiss my ass!

Man I'm hardcore.

[Finnegan]

You may kiss my ass!

Man I'm hardcore.

Drop 'em.

[The People's Hero]

Let me put it to you this way..... I've been writing songs for almost seven years now.

And I've never said a single thing of lasting import or even social significance.

[Finnegan]

Let me put it to you this way..... I've been writing songs for almost seven years now.

And I've never said a single thing of lasting import or even social significance.

You don't need to. Look at the chorus of Chelsea Dagger and tell me you need to be groundbreaking to get fooked up and laid.

[The People's Hero]

I've pulled better women than the Fratelli's could even think of luring in to bed with their 'duh's and their 'duh's and their 'duhduhduh's.

[Finnegan]

I've pulled better women than the Fratelli's could even think of luring in to bed with their 'duh's and their 'duh's and their 'duhduhduh's.

That's a lie, really, James - isn't it?

I tell you what. You be Carl Barat (ie the good one with talent) and I'll be Pete Doherty (ie the willy puller.)

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Can I be glockenspiel?

[Libertine]

Can I be glockenspiel?

You're in.

[potter3]

That's a lie, really, James - isn't it?

I tell you what. You be Carl Barat (ie the good one with talent) and I'll be Pete Doherty (ie the willy puller.)

You and Nihat are too confusing

[AoWW]

Do we have to audition... or just chat up Libertine?

[Finnegan]

Do we have to audition... or just chat up Libertine?

I didn't really audition. They couldn't hear the music over the sound of how awesome I am.

That was enough.

[Libertine]

Do we have to audition... or just chat up Libertine?

Whichever you think you're better at.

[The People's Hero]

That's a lie, really, James - isn't it?

I tell you what. You be Carl Barat (ie the good one with talent) and I'll be Pete Doherty (ie the willy puller.)

Judging by the Dirty Pretty Things, I think possibly Doherty had most of the talent.

Besides, why can't we both be wan kers?

[Libertine]

Judging by the Dirty Pretty Things, I think possibly Doherty had most of the talent.

Scandalous!

DPT are shit though, except for 'Doctors and Dealers'. That's the only track they've done that has come anywhere near the quality of the Libertines.

[Fox You Forest]

Last time i played any instrument was at primary school which was the recorder, Do i make the grade?

[Libertine]

Last time i played any instrument was at primary school which was the recorder, Do i make the grade?

You are IN.

[The People's Hero]

Scandalous!

DPT are shit though, except for 'Doctors and Dealers'. That's the only track they've done that has come anywhere near the quality of the Libertines.

I like the Libertines.

And I like Libertine.

But I don't like Lemar and Jack.

Is Jack your alter-ego?

Schizo!

[Libertine]

I like the Libertines.

And I like Libertine.

But I don't like Lemar and Jack.

Is Jack your alter-ego?

Schizo!

Don't look back into the mother****in' sun, no, no, no! [/sticksandstones]

Anyway, no, I have no ties with this 'Jack' imposter. Let's tek 'im down!

[Finnegan]

Is Libertine's name even actually Jack?

[Libertine]

Is Libertine's name even actually Jack?

Of course it is!

... Or is it?

Gerald much?