Brain-dead Strictly Come Dancing viewers.

[Matt]

Strictly voter dials up 999

A woman called 999 to complain she was unable to get through to Strictly Come Dancing to vote for Tom Chambers in the final, police have said.

It was just one of the frustrating calls made to police, who released the details to ask the public not to call emergency numbers for frivolous - or ridiculous - reasons.

Other 999 calls made to Greater Manchester Police (GMP) recently included one from a priest because he was in WH Smiths at Manchester Airport and the staff wouldn't let him use their toilet, a man who complained staff at a pizza shop had put mushrooms on his pizza and he had not wanted mushrooms and a caller who dialled 999 to ask what his mobile number was.

[Daggers]

[stez]

it worries me that these people are allowed to vote, politically, drive, be near sharp objects and that. wasn't there an MP recently who dialed 999 for something stupid?

[Fez of Mahrez]

a man who complained staff at a pizza shop had put mushrooms on his pizza and he had not wanted mushrooms

Right on, brother. Fight the good fight.

[Katy]

Right on, brother. Fight the good fight.

Got to agree with that. I have an allergy to mushrooms, tis not good.

[Guest]

Got to agree with that. I have an allergy to mushrooms, tis not good.

Bit unfortunate for a veggie.

[Katy]

Bit unfortunate for a veggie.

Yes! Particularly as eating establishments seem to think mushrooms are some kind of meat substitute and shove them in practically everything <_<

[Guest]

Yes! Particularly as eating establishments seem to think mushrooms are some kind of meat substitute and shove them in practically everything <_<

The main reason I can't be arsed becoming a veggie.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Got to agree with that. I have an allergy to mushrooms, tis not good.

Hmm. Me too.

[The People's Hero]

Hmm. Me too.

But you're such a fun guy??

*leaves*

[Katy]

Hmm. Me too.

Haha, that's mental!

[Alexikokopops]