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What have you done that is totally... stupid, grotesque, revolting, dangerous, childish?

I remember at school there was a faze where, people used to breath in and out really fast and then pass out.

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I went through a phase of randomly setting off fire alarms! Didn't matter where I was I couldn't resist those little round bits of glass that used to hold the pin in place.

Highly intoxicated and very stupid. What was I thinking?

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We used to go Bush Jumping after very drunken nights out at Sector/Alcatraz/Oxygen or whetever it was when you went down there.

It involved, after drinking copius amounts of beer, running at full pelt across the junction over the road from the club (some sort of DIY shop it used to be) and flinging yourself with complete disregard into that massive bush next to the flyover. One of my mates even climbed up the outside of the flyover bridge and lobbed himself into the bush from there.

We also used to go bin surfing on those massive wheelie bins with the top that slides off to the side.

Both incidents needed to be preceded by MUCH beer

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We used to go Bush Jumping after very drunken nights out at Sector/Alcatraz/Oxygen or whetever it was when you went down there.

It involved, after drinking copius amounts of beer, running at full pelt across the junction over the road from the club (some sort of DIY shop it used to be) and flinging yourself with complete disregard into that massive bush next to the flyover. One of my mates even climbed up the outside of the flyover bridge and lobbed himself into the bush from there.

We also used to go bin surfing on those massive wheelie bins with the top that slides off to the side.

Both incidents needed to be preceded by MUCH beer

:D :D

We used to do that alot also, It was a right laugh at the time.

Until morning came around and you're covered in scratches. lol

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Every one has been egging but i did it as recently as last weekend as was drunk and bored. Been escalator riding which is dangerously funny

Something that is stupid for other reasons and done only whilst drunk, is stealing beer at football games. Walking out of an eatery with out paying, or snacks from servos at 4am. I must admit it is stupid and i have been with people that have done it. Stealing beer at the football is a direct consequences of rediculas prices and poor service.

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I'll never forget one xmas eve seeing some pissed up bloke sliding down the bit in between two escalators at a tube station down here and cracking his nuts on the red stop thingy at the bottom of the escalator

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and there wasn't one of those other No Smoking things before it so he must've gone 30 odd feet at full pelt into it, bollocks first :sick:

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Me and me mates used to shoot eachother with pellet guns when we were about 11. I had a webley tempest .22 and shot me mate in the face once. I thought I'd blinded him cos he was holding his eye but luckily it hit just above his eyebrow. He had a massive lump. I proper panicked.

We also had a gat gun. Them ones where the end pops out about 2 or 3 inches when you pull the trigger. My mate was asleep on the settee round our house and my brother cocked the gun (with no pellet in) and put it just in front of his face. Then he said the guys name and when he woke up fired the gun. The end popped out and smacked him in the forehead. Very painful when you're 12 years old!

Lucky he could take a joke cos he was a bit of a nutter.

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I used to like Jackass. My favourite bit was not the pain clips but the one where they hide in the bushes on a golf course with the air horn and make the blokes flinch. That was funny

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Snorting a line of salt and pepper and then downing a shot of chilli sauce. I'm not proud.

Setting fire to a classmate at sixth form was not good either. At least the flames were only instantaneous.

I went through a crazy stage it has to be said.

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We used to go Bush Jumping after very drunken nights out at Sector/Alcatraz/Oxygen or whetever it was when you went down there.

It involved, after drinking copius amounts of beer, running at full pelt across the junction over the road from the club (some sort of DIY shop it used to be) and flinging yourself with complete disregard into that massive bush next to the flyover. One of my mates even climbed up the outside of the flyover bridge and lobbed himself into the bush from there.

We also used to go bin surfing on those massive wheelie bins with the top that slides off to the side.

Both incidents needed to be preceded by MUCH beer

same, it was fun

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:sick:

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I went through a phase of randomly setting off fire alarms! Didn't matter where I was I couldn't resist those little round bits of glass that used to hold the pin in place.

Highly intoxicated and very stupid. What was I thinking?

Yer wee ned.

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