General Smuts Posted 16 February 2009 Posted 16 February 2009 Fez Vs Trav Le Bleu Fez If you're really French, man I bet you really stench, like a wench, like a tench, like Dame Judi Dench I bet you smell like tuna, like day-old chicken bhuna, I wish you'd wash sooner, where's your wife? I'll poon her I'm like Run DMC, you're Celeste and Daphne, you're available on a free, I cost a record transfer fee Like the Squad I'm Blazin', like flour self-raising, it's me the crowd are praising, I'm ****ing amazing If you're really French, do you wear onions round your neck? I bet you like Star Trek, I'm gonna leave you on the deck Like Morgan did to Hume, I bet you wear perfume, you're shit in the bedroom, reminds your wife of a button mushroom You're a clown, you make me frown, you're going down, give me my crown, gonna chase you outta town and I'd beat you on Countdown I make a noise, I've got poise, I'm better than the Beastie Boys, I can see you in your pram and you're throwing out all your toys If you're really French why does she like me inside her, just like Smuts likes cider, you're going out like Nationwider, I can tell you're annoyed, I'm cooking you like Keith Floyd, my rhymes are lethal like Ian Ormondroyd, You're as boring as period drama, I orate like Barack Obama, you sound like you are a farmer, when you lose it will be karma, Dang! that's numberwang! I'm silky like Sinatra sang, I'm loud like Kerrang, I clean up like Cillit Bang If you're really French you must stink like an armpit, I show wit, you're shit, you're unfit and you're a twit Your avatar's the Eiffel, your wife gave me an eyeful, she said you go soft like trifle whereas I'm like a rifle I'm cleaner, I'm keener, I make you look like a wiener, I'm leaner, I'm meaner, your wife tastes good like Ribena, Here is a lifeline, I'm sorry about the wife lines but now a twist I can't resist, I'll hit all her spots you missed Trav Le Bleu Don’t show kind, don’t show keen Fez’ll embezzle yo’ dizzle in shizzle, He ain’t all that, know I mean Man, his mofo pizzle like din lizzle “I’z straight outta Lesta,” he sez Cos’ he thinks he is pure black Dunno what yo saying Fez Stupid wigger ain’t even whack He short of all da basic smarts Can’t make it on the street Got his momma pimping 2 bit tarts Fo rizzle, he sho beat. I take the wanksta out, wid dis Ain’t gonna show no pity No bitch will cry or even miss His testifying Leicester City VOTING CLOSES AT 7:30OM TOMMORROW!!!!
stez Posted 16 February 2009 Posted 16 February 2009 this should be the final! they're both class. stench/tench/dame judi dench line is a winner in anyone's book, as is fez'll embezzle ya. it's too tough to choose!
lildave3 Posted 16 February 2009 Posted 16 February 2009 Hands down Fez for me, but it's bloody long! Oh, and Nationwider and Cider rhyme - Mine!
Guest Posted 16 February 2009 Posted 16 February 2009 I'd beat you on Countdown Sorry Trav but I'm voting Fez for this one
Trav Le Bleu Posted 16 February 2009 Posted 16 February 2009 I'll gracefully throw in the towel on this one. Top job Fez. Conceded.
Fox You Forest Posted 16 February 2009 Posted 16 February 2009 I bet you smell like tuna, like day-old chicken bhuna, I wish you'd wash sooner, where's your wife? I'll poon her Brilliant. Fez gets my vote. Hopefully i don't come up against him next round because stuff like that is unbeatable.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 February 2009 Posted 16 February 2009 I'll gracefully throw in the towel on this one.Top job Fez. Conceded. Ta. I did the same with Nussul though and I'm still here. I enjoyed writing it, even if it's not really got anything to do with you. Don't even know if you're married! Plus I was a bit cheeky with how long it is... PS soz LD3 didn't realise! PPS Didn't see you'd changed your avatar, messes up my Eiffel rhyme and I'm the biggest Adam & Joe fan there is.
lildave3 Posted 16 February 2009 Posted 16 February 2009 Ta. I did the same with Nussul though and I'm still here.I enjoyed writing it, even if it's not really got anything to do with you. Don't even know if you're married! Plus I was a bit cheeky with how long it is... PS soz LD3 didn't realise! I'm suing yo' ass.
Lillehamring Posted 16 February 2009 Posted 16 February 2009 more good stuff... just hope fez hasn't used up all his rhymes prematurely.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 Ta. I did the same with Nussul though and I'm still here.I enjoyed writing it, even if it's not really got anything to do with you. Don't even know if you're married! Plus I was a bit cheeky with how long it is... PS soz LD3 didn't realise! PPS Didn't see you'd changed your avatar, messes up my Eiffel rhyme and I'm the biggest Adam & Joe fan there is. I haven't had the Eiffel Tower for about about 9 months now. Now go and win it... in a final against Katy (just so I can say I only went out in the first round cos I was up against the best two ) And for the record, yes I am married and no, I'm not French.
StanSP Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 Fez Vs Trav Le BleuFez If you're really French, man I bet you really stench, like a wench, like a tench, like Dame Judi Dench I bet you smell like tuna, like day-old chicken bhuna, I wish you'd wash sooner, where's your wife? I'll poon her I'm like Run DMC, you're Celeste and Daphne, you're available on a free, I cost a record transfer fee Like the Squad I'm Blazin', like flour self-raising, it's me the crowd are praising, I'm ****ing amazing If you're really French, do you wear onions round your neck? I bet you like Star Trek, I'm gonna leave you on the deck Like Morgan did to Hume, I bet you wear perfume, you're shit in the bedroom, reminds your wife of a button mushroom You're a clown, you make me frown, you're going down, give me my crown, gonna chase you outta town and I'd beat you on Countdown I make a noise, I've got poise, I'm better than the Beastie Boys, I can see you in your pram and you're throwing out all your toys If you're really French why does she like me inside her, just like Smuts likes cider, you're going out like Nationwider, I can tell you're annoyed, I'm cooking you like Keith Floyd, my rhymes are lethal like Ian Ormondroyd, You're as boring as period drama, I orate like Barack Obama, you sound like you are a farmer, when you lose it will be karma, Dang! that's numberwang! I'm silky like Sinatra sang, I'm loud like Kerrang, I clean up like Cillit Bang If you're really French you must stink like an armpit, I show wit, you're shit, you're unfit and you're a twit Your avatar's the Eiffel, your wife gave me an eyeful, she said you go soft like trifle whereas I'm like a rifle I'm cleaner, I'm keener, I make you look like a wiener, I'm leaner, I'm meaner, your wife tastes good like Ribena, Here is a lifeline, I'm sorry about the wife lines but now a twist I can't resist, I'll hit all her spots you missed VOTING CLOSES AT 7:30OM TOMMORROW!!!! Fez got my vote . Some of the lines in there are pure class. Reminded me of Eminem in 8mile the other night. Pure quality. Fave lines/rhymes in bold
stez Posted 17 February 2009 Posted 17 February 2009 Last 10 mins of the vote! are you deciding on the next set of battles this evening?
General Smuts Posted 17 February 2009 Author Posted 17 February 2009 are you deciding on the next set of battles this evening? Probable. Last 8 are: Stez Fez Smuts Nuss Kayteh Davey Essex Forest
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