Tevez Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 Today when we played cuppies one of mine and Alberts mandem pulled up in a Dirty Car. My favourite line is "I wish my wife/mrs was this dirty" "Also in Black/Red/White/Mango" "Honk if your Horny" or.... "Get your tits out"
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 Today when we played cuppies one of mine and Alberts mandem pulled up in a Dirty Car.My favourite line is "I wish my wife/mrs was this dirty" "Also in Black/Red/White/Mango" "Honk if your Horny" or.... "Get your tits out" Yep, that's my one of choice until something else crops up.
Tilley Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 My favourite line is "I wish my wife/mrs was this dirty" Everyone has wrote this at some point. Coming to a van near you.
Daggers Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 Yep, that's my one of choice until something else crops up.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 I'll stick to drawing penises. Quick and easy.
lildave3 Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 I'll stick to drawing penises. Quick and easy. Your penis is quick and easy?
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 Your penis is quick and easy? No. Drawing them. ROLLEYES!
Thracian Posted 7 April 2009 Posted 7 April 2009 I've mentioned this before but it was genuine... "Enjoy Seven-Up, Snow White Did."
General Smuts Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 Whats this tag that's on all vans at the minute? POC or summat? See it everywhere on the M25 every morning.
Monk Posted 8 April 2009 Posted 8 April 2009 I think if you wrote 'what's the best thing to write on the back of a dirty car' on the car itself you could get a desirable response!
Tabou Posted 9 April 2009 Posted 9 April 2009 My favourite line is "I wish my wife/mrs was this dirty" Followed by :- "She is."
BlabyFox Posted 9 April 2009 Posted 9 April 2009 I've seen a few 'If you read this then you are gay' <_<
Guest Bilo Posted 9 April 2009 Posted 9 April 2009 'I haven't had time to clean my car cos I've been too busy with your wife.' Lengthy but good.
cisono Posted 9 April 2009 Posted 9 April 2009 When I still had my old car, I once drove all the way to Nottingham before I realised (sun shining from back) that someone had drawn an erect penis on my rear windscreen No, that is NOT what I suggest you all go out and do next time you have one too many...
Thracian Posted 9 April 2009 Posted 9 April 2009 When I still had my old car, I once drove all the way to Nottingham before I realised (sun shining from back) that someone had drawn an erect penis on my rear windscreen No, that is NOT what I suggest you all go out and do next time you have one too many... It's when they draw a flacid one you want to worry!
cisono Posted 9 April 2009 Posted 9 April 2009 It's when they draw a flacid one you want to worry! true! That would have been really depressing...
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